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OK, I stole this idea from here: http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/confused-hukd-help-needed-for-newbies/952481 He has a point - how does a new user know how to behave on the misk? How do new u… Read More
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banned6y, 2w agoPosted 6 years, 2 weeks ago
OK, I stole this idea from here:

http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/confused-hukd-help-needed-for-newbies/952481

He has a point - how does a new user know how to behave on the misk? How do new users know who to respect, and who to bully?

We should help these people

Right so, 3 sections...

1) Glossary - I need people to list misk oddities and definitions of that oddity. Things can be special sayings or words (brah, misk, etc) or more specific things like numpty's laminator or DLM's chickens. A n00b would have no idea why these items are important to the misk, so we need some funny definitions.

2) Userguide - not sure about this one yet, but a tongue in cheek userguide of how to be successful on the misk

3) Celebrities - a who's who of misk regulars, current or past heros, villians etc.
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banned6y, 2w agoPosted 6 years, 2 weeks ago
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angelfairee - Attention-seeking but wellmeaning female with exceptional assets.
aScottishBloke - Legendary mod with detective skills better than Sherlock Holmes.
bg1 - Famous actor, credits include Lost. Highest networth on the forum.
Charlie Scene - The definitive HUKD legend, who selfishly checked out before we'd finished enjoying his comedy, his quiz, and his banter. Missed.
DJ1 - HUKD Poet Laureate, his poetry skills are l33t.
DLM - Love her or hate her, she is an obvious HUKD legend due to her slightly unhinged state of mind. It has to be said, shes been behind some classic threads.
Elton Chong - New user making a name for himself using a mix of anti-racist racism and powerful legal teams.
Emmalampkin - Famous for having a delightful rack, which shes only too happy to demo on request. Also reports suggest she has a vajazzle.
fanpages - famous for genuinely useful advice, somewhat ruined by his 4nal attitude and silly signature.
guv - Inability to use iTunes, and impotence does not detract from his epic knock off satellite TV thread
Magicbeans - Runs a rescue centre for gypsy's, she's a gangsta and she posts 'mega funny' gifs / pics
micoo - The Tara Palmer-Tomkinson of HUKD. Famous, but no one knows why. The male version of angelfairee. Posts MANY pics of himself.
numptyj - One of HUKD's biggest perverts, and the only user with an industrial-grade Laminator
shopstilldrops - Buy's bikes off ebay for various prices including 99p and £9.99. Also makes up entire life stories to back up ebay bike purchase stories.
Stefor - A new forum helper that no one has ever heard of. Online 18 hours a day and 'hot on the report button'.
Syzable - ebay business killer. Ruins christmas, kills fluffy kittens and generally mean-spirited.
The JFK - Had trials with multiple premier league clubs, owns collection of sports cars.
vibeone - All-round forum superstar. Created the world-reknown VB1 brand.










Edited By: vibeone on Jun 17, 2011 11:27: sdgds

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100+ Thread - A misc thread that has reached 100 replies. A great acolade. No one ever forgets their first 100+ thread.
99p - The cost of a bike (See Also: £9.99)
£9.99 - The cost of a bike (See Also: 99p)

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ASB - Official shortcode for legendary mod, aScottishBloke.

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Banned - Term used for a slightly longer suspension
BFN - 1) fanpages 'signature' 2) Used to mock fanpages. Bye For Now.
brah - Used to replace 'brother','mate' or similar. Often used to troll another non-elite user.
Breakdown - (Classic HUKD Breakdown) Someone (usually a non regular) who has a mental or emotional breakdown in full view of all the forum much to our amusement,the majority of these threads are spammed to save the members blushes,however they are reminded of the breakdown for the next 6 months by certain members,again much to everyones amusement.
bump - Used to describing the bumping to the top of a failed thread.

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Chickens - Made famous by DLM.
Cliffs - A consise bullet point list of the main aspects of an in progress thread. A user may have come online halfway through a multiple-page thread, and need a quick catchup.
Clique - group of people who generally go around liking each others posts for saying things like "hi" or on posts displaying negative comments about anti clique members.
Cool Story bro - Used in sarcasm in reply to someone who has posted a really boring story.

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Database - tool used to recollect old threads/information on users as the search engine on here is poor.
DD - Darling Daughter. A weird abbreviation used by some of the stranger female users.

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Epic - What it says. Usually used to describe threads of truly epic proportions. eg: epic 100+ thread brah.

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Fantasist - Someone who claims to be someone or something they are not using the anonymity of internet as cover. Sometimes these people are found out (See Also: Epic)
fap - Commonly used term to sidestep the swear filter when discussing 'hand love'
Former Banned User - A select group of individuals who have been permenently banned from HUKD, only to return at a later date, usually to mass flag waving and cheering. Note: Does not apply to lottysdad08.

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Haters - usually said by a mental or multi to explain the negative comments they are getting..... Or by people who wish someone cared enough to hate them

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inb4 - a sometimes sarcastic reply prefixed to something which will probably happen. Example: inb4 100+ thread.

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jini - An apparently made up spirit/devil-type character created by someone with poor English

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kthxbai - A quick way of saying OK, Thank you for your input, and goodbye. Usually used sarcastically.

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Laminator - An item often used by numptyJ to make photos of female HUKD users last longer. (See Also: Nudez)
Legal action - when a (deranged) forum member threatens to utilise his database skills and pass it on to an external legal source to pursue (unsuccessful) legal action against misk regulars. (See Also: THEM, database)
Leicester - Known forum wide as the worse place to reside in the UK (See Also: THEM/THOSE/THEY)

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Mega Spam - Where a rogue user or moderator spams multiple threads within seconds of them being posted. Usually connected with a mental breakdown.
Modabee - helper or mod status dreamed about by a few members
Multi - Username who appears to be another name for an existing user. Sometimes a former banned user, or just to troll and/or confuse. Used in the phrase "mmm... I smell multi".

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No hate - plenty of hate but you are allowed to say almost anything as long as you append no hate to the sentence.
'No homo' - you're hetero but also fancy men (but not in a sexual way)
Nudez - Pictures of HUKD members (generally female/micoo) wearing little or no clothing usually circulated via the private messaging facility but occasionally posted in full view of all the forum (See Also: Laminator)

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OP - Original Post/Original Poster. ie: "In the OP, someone said hello"/"Congrats to OP on 100+ Thread"

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Real Tears - A member who gets upset in real life about something on the internet or specifically HUKD

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Spoiling - When a lone mental, or a group of said mentals spoil a thread by any mix of: 1) mentalism 2) poor spelling 3) mentalism or 4) mentalism
Stalker - Following members around, often in a non homo way - but not always. Often used as an accusation by those incapable of debating.
Strong Homo - term used to describe suspicion of homosexuality on a non homophobic and under the radar sort of way.

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Tag Abuse - Phrase invented by the mods when they actually checked for offensive, abusive or just plain daft 'tagging' of threads.
THEM, THOSE, THEY - Undefined groups of people disliked by VB1 and boothy. (See Also: Leicester)
/Thread - Added by an envious poster who couldn't come up with the original idea for the epic thread.
Troll - Someone who posts solely to product a negative reaction from specific users or the general population.
Thread Backfire - When a user (usually a non-regular) posts a thread in which cockiness/stupidity/lies come back to haunt them.
Tree Fiddy - An approximate valuation to literally anything at all.

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White Knight - a user who tries to protect the HUKD laydees in a thinly veiled attempt to get them to show him their panties.
Who are you? - ultimate putdown said to any kind of misk celeb wannabe. The obvious answer being - a nobody.


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angelfairee - Attention-seeking but wellmeaning female with exceptional assets.
aScottishBloke - Legendary mod with detective skills better than Sherlock Holmes.
bg1 - Famous actor, credits include Lost. Highest networth on the forum.
Charlie Scene - The definitive HUKD legend, who selfishly checked out before we'd finished enjoying his comedy, his quiz, and his banter. Missed.
DJ1 - HUKD Poet Laureate, his poetry skills are l33t.
DLM - Love her or hate her, she is an obvious HUKD legend due to her slightly unhinged state of mind. It has to be said, shes been behind some classic threads.
Elton Chong - New user making a name for himself using a mix of anti-racist racism and powerful legal teams.
Emmalampkin - Famous for having a delightful rack, which shes only too happy to demo on request. Also reports suggest she has a vajazzle.
fanpages - famous for genuinely useful advice, somewhat ruined by his 4nal attitude and silly signature.
guv - Inability to use iTunes, and impotence does not detract from his epic knock off satellite TV thread
Magicbeans - Runs a rescue centre for gypsy's, she's a gangsta and she posts 'mega funny' gifs / pics
micoo - The Tara Palmer-Tomkinson of HUKD. Famous, but no one knows why. The male version of angelfairee. Posts MANY pics of himself.
numptyj - One of HUKD's biggest perverts, and the only user with an industrial-grade Laminator
shopstilldrops - Buy's bikes off ebay for various prices including 99p and £9.99. Also makes up entire life stories to back up ebay bike purchase stories.
Stefor - A new forum helper that no one has ever heard of. Online 18 hours a day and 'hot on the report button'.
Syzable - ebay business killer. Ruins christmas, kills fluffy kittens and generally mean-spirited.
The JFK - Had trials with multiple premier league clubs, owns collection of sports cars.
vibeone - All-round forum superstar. Created the world-reknown VB1 brand.










Edited By: vibeone on Jun 17, 2011 11:27: sdgds
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VB1 On Tour - http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/vb1-tour-aftermath-mse-netmums-infiltrated/963836?page=1
VB1 and the gang infiltrate MoneySavingExpert.com and NetMums.com with helpful advice, heartfelt questions and topical discussion. The results are legendary. DVD Extras: JonnyTwoChins and Boots arm wrestle to the death.

Levi's Betting Scam - http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/just-thought-about-this-online-bett/189552
Levi's got a dead cert betting idea.... You can't lose!

It's Proximo's birthday!!! - http://www.hotukdeals.com/misc/hey-guys-i-have-no-friends-and-my-2/168200?view=lastreadpost
Oh dear.



Edited By: vibeone on Jun 24, 2011 00:27: sgsfdgds
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Hi, i'm Syzable, M, GSOH and would like to meet like minded individuals for pure filth. This is Misk so being fussy is not an option. PM me nudez


Did i do it right???? :D

Edited By: Syzable on Jun 06, 2011 10:23
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Read OP again :P
#6
lmao
banned 1 Like #7
Right so, 3 sections...

1) Glossary - I need people to list misk oddities and definitions of that oddity. Things can be special sayings or words (brah, misk, etc) or more specific things like numpty's laminator or DLM's chickens. A n00b would have no idea why these items are important to the misk, so we need some funny definitions.

2) Userguide - not sure about this one yet, but a tongue in cheek userguide of how to be successful on the misk

3) Celebrities - a who's who of misk regulars, current or past heros, villians etc.
suspended 2 Likes #8
Why didn't you just keep it in his thread?
#9
. . . . I thought you were joking. . . . Which just proves my point even more. . . .lol

Ps not that it matters but am a she. . . .
banned 4 Likes #10
Hissy Miss
Why didn't you just keep it in his thread?


Because I was unable to put VB1: before his thread, and therefore people would not have known it was a high quality VB1-backed OFFICIAL ADMIN APPROVED thread.
#11
query 1The Jini thing, explanation please. . . .

Query 2 vb1, what are you about ? Is it all satire, sarcasm or is some of it genuinely rude? :p
[mod] 1 Like #12
rhubex
. . . . I thought you were joking. . . . Which just proves my point even more. . . .lol

Ps not that it matters but am a she. . . .


See post #4 :p
#13
Syzable
Hi, i'm Syzable, M, GSOH and would like to meet like minded individuals for pure filth. This is Misk so being fussy is not an option. PM me nudez


Did i do it right???? :D


See, I thought you were female. . . .
!!
#14
I think one of the most important items would be DLM/anything chicken related. VB, please nominate one of your serfs to really think about how to fully explain this phenomenon without doing an unjust to the subject matter.
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rhubex
Syzable
Hi, i'm Syzable, M, GSOH and would like to meet like minded individuals for pure filth. This is Misk so being fussy is not an option. PM me nudez


Did i do it right???? :D


See, I thought you were female. . . .
!!


Nope definately male...........and my username is not because i'm fat either.......it's because i'm tall. :D
banned#16
Must be mention of internet servers!
banned 1 Like #17
FapPages BFN!
banned#18
Significance of 100+
#19
. . . I thought you were female. . . . Not fat. . . .but thanks for clarifying. . . . Lol. . . In keeping with the aim of post!!!!
banned 1 Like #20
Right some good ideas, but I don't wanna do all/any of the work.

I need definitions. Lets start with the Glossary first, or alternatively a paragraph about yourself or another misk celeb.
banned#21
Them, those, they!
#22
. . . I know what **** is. . . . Googled it this rnorning. . . .
!!! Lol (sad but true)
#23
im a newbie can someone explain how a bike bought for 99p cost £9.99 must be some misc jargon im unfamiliar with????
banned#24
The big 3 topics:

1. Religion
2. Race/Immigration
3. Benefits.
#25
no homo - you're hetero but also fancy men (but not in a sexual way)
banned#26
Guv's impotence.
banned#27
master_chief
Guv's impotence.


All this time I was thinking he was telling me how important he is!

Sorry Guv - I feel your pain bro.
banned#28
Doing an AF - the act of posting lots of self-pics for attention!
[mod]#29
I've been here so long and seen so many members oO that my memory is blank.
#30
1) Glossary - I need people to list misk oddities and definitions of that oddity. Things can be special sayings or words (brah, misk, etc) or more specific things like numpty's laminator or DLM's chickens. A n00b would have no idea why these items are important to the misk, so we need some funny definitions. I agree, this is a good idea, i always thought n00b was to get around the swear filter lol

2) Userguide - not sure about this one yet, but a tongue in cheek userguide of how to be successful on the miskA user guide would be great as when i fist came into the misc i was very polite etc now i just dont give a ****...... but am still quite restrained. Another thing to include would be some old but classic thread (not all VB1 threads please)

3) Celebrities - a who's who of misk regulars, current or past heros, villians etc.My thread Award for...... is a good way for newbies to know a bit about who the members are. there is a comprehensive list of a few regular members (no homo) and where they stand.

just my thoughts
[mod][Moderator] 1 Like #31
have no idea whats going on - just wanted to post in whats going to be another epic VB1 thread and show off my new avatar courtesy of sy xx
#32
Leicester-Known forum wide as the worse place to reside in the UK(see THEM/THOSE/THEY for explanation)

Edited By: boothy on Jun 06, 2011 10:51
#33
Villians - WMN
banned#34
Doing a NumptyJ or VibeOne - forum lazaruses!
#35
master_chief
Doing an AF - the act of posting lots of self-pics for attention!



What does af stand for?
[mod][Moderator]#36
Rupz


3) Celebrities - a who's who of misk regulars, current or past heros, villians etc.My thread Award for...... is a good way for newbies to know a bit about who the members are. there is a comprehensive list of a few regular members (no homo) and where they stand.

just my thoughts


good idea, but you never gave me an award :(:p
#37
trolling
[mod]#38
rhubex
master_chief
Doing an AF - the act of posting lots of self-pics for attention!



What does af stand for?


angelfairee
#39
wishihadadonkey
Rupz


3) Celebrities - a who's who of misk regulars, current or past heros, villians etc.My thread Award for...... is a good way for newbies to know a bit about who the members are. there is a comprehensive list of a few regular members (no homo) and where they stand.

just my thoughts


good idea, but you never gave me an award :(:p

your award is for wanting the biggest donkey hung man X)
banned 2 Likes #40
EDL = Boothy?

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