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VB1: The DanJackson MEMORIAL THREAD (MISK EVENT OF 2010)

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banned6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
I regret to announce the sudden death* of HUKD member DanJackson.

In light of this shocking news, I feel it would be appropriate to collect all his words in one place, so future generations can enjoy his skills.

This is that thread.

Terms and conditions:
* - DanJackson is not actually dead.
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banned6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
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banned#1
BLING BLANG BLAOW by DanJackson

Bling blang boom
Playaz clear out da room
BG1 is back
Wearing himself a new Flik Flak

Shiny plastic face, Mickey Mouse hands
We all know this watch cost 66 grand

Bling bland pow
Hear me shout now
BG1 is here
And his timepiece is queer

Dem gyal dey all love it when they looking at my watch
It’s quarter past 9 time for BG to see some crotch

Bling blang blaow
It’s time to go now
BG1 can see
That it’s nearly time for tea

Rollin’ back to mums in his make-believe ride
Checkin’ out his watch, it’s got Mickey Mouse inside

On misc arguments...

Why be hating breddas on the forum?
Show some respec, act with decorum

Fatties in the misc, spittin out lies
Sittin' back arguing and eatin pies

Fools be shoutin, typing in caps
Spewing out all manner of cr.ps

Misc be full of racists and proles
Too much time, livin on the dole

Haters get out, we be runnin misc now
Had enough of your whining, you jobless fat cow

Bee Gee, Vee Bee and Numpty J
Runnin da misc now with me, DJ

On this thread...

Tyte mad skills I am spitting out
"Post more rhymes" the gyals shout

Taking over the misk like the Avian Flu
Breddas be knowing, I'm better than you

Mocking the Gerbil because he's a fool
Fixing the forums with my rhyming-tool

VB1 has posted the best thread
Haters watch out, I'm not really dead
banned#2
Please post links to his other poems, because im quite lazy.
banned#3
How am I posting if I am a dead?
http://dan-jackson.com/smilies/iiam.gif
#4
DanJackson
How am I posting if I am a dead?
http://dan-jackson.com/smilies/iiam.gif


What have you done to upset him? :)
banned#5
DanJackson
How am I posting if I am a dead?
http://dan-jackson.com/smilies/iiam.gif


Flaw in time maybe?

finding your other stuff is actually harder than i imagined.
banned#6
Tyte mad skills I am spitting out
"Post more rhymes" the gyals shout

Taking over the misk like the Avian Flu
Breddas be knowing, I'm better than you

Mocking the Gerbil because he's a fool
Fixing the forums with my rhyming-tool

VB1 has posted the best thread
Haters watch out, I'm not really dead
#7
I thought the end of the fo.lk spamming competition would signal the end of VB1's cringe-worthy threads.

For the 1st time on HUKD, I was wrong. :-(
#8
kaks26
What have you done to upset him? :)


he mocked katies thread........

vb1 is hurt as hes been wanting to give her a present for quite a while
banned#9
thesaint
I thought the end of the fo.lk spamming competition would signal the end of VB1's cringe-worthy threads.

For the 1st time on HUKD, I was wrong. :-(


saintyboy, come on now, you should know you'll never be rid of me.
banned#10
casparwhite
he mocked katies thread........

vb1 is hurt as hes been wanting to give her a present for quite a while


She just received it :)
banned#11
casparwhite
he mocked katies thread........


I didn't mock her thread. I merely explained how to send a PS3 via Airmail
#12
DanJackson
I didn't mock her thread. I merely explained how to send a PS3 via Airmail


i know, i saw, i laughed ........then i laughed some more
#13
until this picks up I shall be watching the OT (occupational therapist apparently) thread.
banned#14
Jump starting this thread.
banned#15
Thread of the year
#16
Dan can you write me a poem, i need one for my brothers birthday card :lol:
banned#17
loupomm
Dan can you write me a poem, i need one for my brothers birthday card :lol:


Happy birthday to you my special bro
I didn't write this cuz I'm a cheap ho

You're older now and it's time to say
When will you tell mum and dad you're gay?

We know you like lookin at dem boyz bums
So why not come out when round at mums?

You don't have to lie now and live your life in fear
You're so far in the closest you're in Narnia

So come on bredda, let's get the truth startin'
And come on out like Ricky Martin
#18
DanJackson
Happy birthday to you my special bro
I didn't write this cuz I'm a cheap ho

You're older now and it's time to say
When will you tell mum and dad you're gay?

We know you like lookin at dem boyz bums
So why not come out when round at mums?

You don't have to lie now and live your life in fear
You're so far in the closest you're in Narnia

So come on bredda, let's get the truth startin'
And come on out like Ricky Martin


:w00t: fab, im gonna stick that in his card, i hope it gets read out at his surprise 50th in front of my mum and his wife and kids :whistling:
#19
Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,
He raps but my bro does better when he spat some,
Crap ones, calling other people gay, but its time to face the facts son,
You're insulting the person called mirror, talking about your watch,
when my tissues cost dearer.

Talking about bums when you're the one, who lives like one,
Living the life behind a pc, but contiplates suicide when your done,
One, thats your whole bank statement, thats the only chance i'll give,
Mickey mouse aint you a bit grown for your pants to be a kid
banned#20
I have no idea what you have just posted, it makes no sense at all. A+ for trying though. God loves a tryer.
#21
DanJackson
I have no idea what you have just posted, it makes no sense at all. A+ for trying though. God loves a tryer.


Go past the typical two line rhymes I did that when I was 11
banned#22
Met-Cast
Go past the typical two line rhymes I did that when I was 11


Not very well if your "poem" above is anything to go by.
#23
Met-Cast
Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,
He raps but my bro does better when he spat some,
Crap ones, calling other people gay, but its time to face the facts son,
You're insulting the person called mirror, talking about your watch,
when my tissues cost dearer.

Talking about bums when you're the one, who lives like one,
Living the life behind a pc, but contiplates suicide when your done,
One, thats your whole bank statement, thats the only chance i'll give,
Mickey mouse aint you a bit grown for your pants to be a kid


Doesn't make any sense.

PS: What the hell is "contiplates"??
#24
CFC_Mark
Doesn't make any sense.

PS: What the hell is "contiplates"??


contemplate*
#25
vibeone
Not very well if your "poem" above is anything to go by.


Thanks :)
banned#26
Met-Cast
Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,
He raps but my bro does better when he spat some,
Crap ones, calling other people gay, but its time to face the facts son,
You're insulting the person called mirror, talking about your watch,
when my tissues cost dearer.

Talking about bums when you're the one, who lives like one,
Living the life behind a pc, but contiplates suicide when your done,
One, thats your whole bank statement, thats the only chance i'll give,
Mickey mouse aint you a bit grown for your pants to be a kid


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#27
Met-Cast
Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,
He raps but my bro does better when he spat some,
Crap ones, calling other people gay, but its time to face the facts son,
You're insulting the person called mirror, talking about your watch,
when my tissues cost dearer.

Talking about bums when you're the one, who lives like one,
Living the life behind a pc, but contiplates suicide when your done,
One, thats your whole bank statement, thats the only chance i'll give,
Mickey mouse aint you a bit grown for your pants to be a kid


jan 2009

lol who are you?

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