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skusey Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
A Welsh ventriloquist visiting deepest Wales walks into a small town near Llanfynydd And sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the local

'Hello, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Local: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And Takes me to the park once a week to play.'

Local: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Local: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Local: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me Down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Local: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Local: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar......'
skusey Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago

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Lol :D I like that joke XD
i dont do sheep lol
Is there a quiz thread???:whistling::whistling:

Funny joke Skuse:thumbsup:

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