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Vintage Merlot

skusey Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.' ..and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 8 inches in your pants '

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send back the bottle.'
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago

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You didn't say it was the KFC who sent the wine. :w00t:
Bought some more cars now has he?

I was thinking more of BJ (RIP)
Has he passed on, or is that wishful thinking.
I did see a video of him dancing like a little girl in some sort of home made boxing ring. :w00t:
He did look a little fragile then.
I'll have to have another look at it and see if there was an underlying problem.

I think it was because he had 9 watches on one arm?
Have you seen the video?

yes, what a wimp!!!
After all the BS by BJ-how he has come unstuck.

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