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martin17 Avatar
7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Just wanted to send you this Warning and to be on the Lookout !
There's absolutely no cause for Alarm.
This is just to prepare you for the Event.


I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "
DELETE."

IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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banned#1
pmsl, its about right, but think you got the year wrong though
#2
:giggle: - I will let my Dad know !!!
#3
Hoax just Googled it
#4
reminds me, I meant to warn people about this other one too..

If you receive an email entitled
'Bedtimes' delete it IMMEDIATELY.Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.


FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??


It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.


***


And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.


Send this warning to everyone!!!


THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!


Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!


And look at you -


You're on the bloody computer!!!!
#5
C-Nile - ha ha!!
#6
wendytiggermad
Hoax just Googled it


It took you over 2 years to come up with THAT for your 1st post!!!

The suspense is gonna be killing me over the next 2 years! :w00t:

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