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Volcano Jokes

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6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
Shall we have a round of volcano jokes?
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6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Its so hard to please them British people..

First they say they want the ashes'

& Now they are fed up of the ashes.

Make up ur mind people!
#2
Iceland, we wanted your cash, not your ash.
#3
Iceland goes bankrupt, then it manages to set itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.
#4
Iceland hasn't seen this much white powder since Kerry Katona was doing their adverts.
#5
I havent seen this much fuss over a load of ash since Hitler was in charge.....
#6
Whats the difference between the Icelandic Volcano & Cheryl Cole ?

The Volcano is still blowing ash......
banned#7
Knock Knock
Who's there?

The volcano from Iceland
The volcano from Iceland who?

What?
banned#8
My wife's been sleeping in an airport for the past 6 days, with no food and no money.

If I feel sober enough in the morning, I might drive down to Heathrow and pick her up.
banned 1 Like #9
[COLOR="Red"]The sun is shining, it's really warm and there's not a cloud in the sky. No noise or pollution from planes flying overhead. Think I'll stroll down to the pub by the river for a cool pint or two... everyone's relaxed, the girls are in skimpy clothes and no one is asking me for donations.

I hope you're watching, Haiti, Chile, China, Pakistan.... This is how us white folks do a natural disaster! [/COLOR]
#10
ChrisUK
Whats the difference between the Icelandic Volcano & Cheryl Cole ?

The Volcano is still blowing ash......



Lol
May be she wasnt.. thats why it should be what was the difference..
#11
god some of these jokes are bad

you should be ashamed





:oops: see ya :p
#12
DJ1
[COLOR="Red"]The sun is shining, it's really warm and there's not a cloud in the sky. No noise or pollution from planes flying overhead. Think I'll stroll down to the pub by the river for a cool pint or two... everyone's relaxed, the girls are in skimpy clothes and no one is asking me for donations.

I hope you're watching, Haiti, Chile, China, Pakistan.... This is how us white folks do a natural disaster! [/COLOR]


:lol: epic, your other two were crap but tht one i like
#13
my fav facebook group from it all is

"ash is disrupting flight plans, surely thats more of a team rocket thing..."
#14
Just heard about a man who had a frozen gateaux fall on his head while out walking the dog. Aparrently it was the fallout from Iceland! :thumbsup:
banned#15
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann
and the Icelandic volcano?
A: Maddie only ruined one holiday.
banned#16
Jumpingphil

Do you really think only one holiday was ruined?

Very poor joke in my opinion. If a joke at all.


Genius. Absolute, liquid genius.

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