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Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007

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> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of > me life! Between the legs of me wife!' > > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! > > …
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8y, 4w agoPosted 8 years, 4 weeks ago
> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of
> me life! Between the legs of me wife!'
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best
> toast of the night.'
>
> She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'
>
> John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
> beside me wife.'
>
> 'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
> corner.
>
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night
> at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'
>
> She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
> he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep,
> and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.'
>
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8y, 4w agoPosted 8 years, 4 weeks ago
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#1
Brilliant
#2
Funny - but you getting yourself suspended was funnier :prop:
#3
First time I have lol'd in a skusey thread.
banned#4
thesaint
First time I have lol'd in a skusey thread.


maybe you're getting old?















o wait..:whistling:
#5
ahh skusey, your jokes got you into trouble again? damn you man!!!

see you soon i hope?
#6
thesaint
First time I have lol'd in a skusey thread.


I think skusey lol'd harder when you had your trip to the naughty step again..:whistling:
#7
made me laugh, hope you come back soon, read my location x x x
#8
edna_clouds
I think skusey lol'd harder when you had your trip to the naughty step again..:whistling:


+1
#9
Nice one Skusey.
You'll have to let me know why when you can. :thumbsup:

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