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Wanted* A Peter Andre lookalike

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Any Peter Andre lookalikes in the Bmth area? Jordans in town tonight at Urban Beach in Bo-scum. Love to see her face with him at the bar. Katie Price-less.. Read More
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
Any Peter Andre lookalikes in the Bmth area? Jordans in town tonight at Urban Beach in Bo-scum. Love to see her face with him at the bar. Katie Price-less..
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
Sorry, have got a m8 who looks spitting image of orlando bloom.... although only difference is his taller.lol
#2
throw tomatos at her
#3
shes doing a book signing at castlepoint whsmith tomorrow.. 'queues expected' supposedly... so get there early and show her the book shes written! probably be the closest shes come near it with a pen.
#4
slangrish
shes doing a book signing at castlepoint whsmith tomorrow.. 'queues expected' supposedly... so get there early and show her the book shes written! probably be the closest shes come near it with a pen.


lolol u really dont like her do you lol
banned#5
Yeah I'm here mate.
#6
4lyons09
throw tomatos at her


defo
#7
tinkerbell28
That's kind of an unhealthy obsession of hate you have there.............


is it possible to have a healthy obsession?
#8
blanka
Sorry, have got a m8 who looks spitting image of orlando bloom.... although only difference is his taller.lol


brilliant.
#9
I have a healthy obsession, with Slangrishs posts. Im stalking every one of them
#10
MungoSplodge
I have a healthy obsession, with Slangrishs posts. Im stalking every one of them


stalker alert, stalker alert, stalker alet :lol:
#11
slangrish
is it possible to have a healthy obsession?


if your obsessed with eating 5 apples a day thts probably a healthy obsession :whistling:
#12
tinkerbell28
Yeah in someways, having pent up hate for someone you don't even know is not one of them:)


theres nothing pent up about my disliking. i'll happily share it with anyone.
#13
slangrish
theres nothing pent up about my disliking. i'll happily share it with anyone.


Share it with me, share it with meeeeeeeeee
#14
slangrish
theres nothing pent up about my disliking. i'll happily share it with anyone.


so why do u not like her, is it her face :?, the giant norks:? or her voice:?
#15
micoo
stalker alert, stalker alert, stalker alet :lol:


Alas, im not allowed with 3 miles of him so i cant actually stalk him anymore. In theory, i shouldnt even be here. Typing furiously, hidden away in the bottom of his wardrobe, tucked under a pile of old gym shorts.
#16
tinkerbell28
It's just really odd almost stalkerish, each to their own though, good luck with your vendetta against Miss Price :o


I never saw or read the version of Peter Pan that had a Tinkerbell that looked like your photo thing. Where... umm.... i mean, where. hmmm where can i get a copy of that?
#17
[QUOTE=tinkerbell28]It's just really odd almost stalkerish, each to their own though, good luck with your vendetta against Miss Price :o[/QUOTE

does disliking her upset you tinkerbell? :whistling:
#18
micoo
so why do u not like her, is it her face :?, the giant norks:? or her voice:?


ha i think its the complete package. any soundbite is enough a mojo at 30 paces
#19
slangrish;5897024
[QUOTE=tinkerbell28]It's just really odd almost stalkerish, each to their own though, good luck with your vendetta against Miss Price :o[/QUOTE

does disliking her upset you tinkerbell? :whistling:


are u a dude or not and do u know that other guy lol

mega confuse
#20
wow. u wanna be seen with a peter andre lookalike!
#21
micoo;5897042
[QUOTE=slangrish]

are u a dude or not and do u know that other guy lol

mega confuse


dude dude
#22
slangrish;5897051
[QUOTE=micoo]

dude dude


ur a bloke. why u hate jordan?
#23
magicbeans


ur a bloke. why u hate jordan?


+1 shes not the best looking and shes 60% plastic but i still would
#24
micoo
+1 shes not the best looking and shes 60% plastic but i still would


:giggle: EXACTLY!!
#25
slangrish;5897051
[QUOTE=micoo]

dude dude


Lie
#26
tinkerbell28
I don't know I am not one for obseesing about detail:whistling:


No hun it just makes you a look a little bit odd and frightening in an odd kind of way the little scenarios you have thought out for someone you have not even met:?
Takes all sorts on the internet I suppose, good luck with your hunt:thumbsup:


requesting a peter andre lookalike seems weird to you? man this is the internet get used it to 'belly boy, tip of the iceberg stuff..:prop:
#27
slangrish
requesting a peter andre lookalike seems weird to you? man this is the internet get used it to 'belly boy, tip of the iceberg stuff..:prop:


no. ur wrong. it is weird. sorry
#28
micoo
+1 shes not the best looking and shes 60% plastic but i still would


so youd sleep with 60% plastic? and im sure if she had a label it would be much higher than that.
#29
magicbeans
no. ur wrong. it is weird. sorry


Slangrish is inheritantly a being consumed by love, i think he is still feeling the knock back he received when he tried it on with her in 1997. At the time he was a young boy, just feeling his way into adulthood. And she was a poster on his bedroom wall. it was destined to fail.
#30
slangrish
requesting a peter andre lookalike seems weird to you? man this is the internet get used it to 'belly boy, tip of the iceberg stuff..:prop:


not in itself but requesting one to go to a bar/club where jordan will be just to annoy her is just a tad wierd :thumbsup:
#31
slangrish
so youd sleep with 60% plastic? and im sure if she had a label it would be much higher than that.


Her actual label reads, 45% Nylon, 25% Acrylic, 35% cotton and 5% lambs wool. Unfortunatley this mix makes her dry clean only. That is why he feels like this everyone, the price or dry cleaners in Bournemouth really is daylight robbery.
#32
micoo
not in itself but requesting one to go to a bar/club where jordan will be just to annoy her is just a tad wierd :thumbsup:


weird? as weird as the people that actually want to do it? why stop at one i guess. maybe a room full of them would be better. i never knew the south coast had so much to offer
#33
MungoSplodge
Her actual label reads, 45% Nylon, 25% Acrylic, 35% cotton and 5% lambs wool. Unfortunatley this mix makes her dry clean only. That is why he feels like this everyone, the price or dry cleaners in Bournemouth really is daylight robbery.


thats 110%. and your offer to drive us all there in your minbus is accepted. Peter Andre FC is born.
#34
slangrish
thats 110%. and your offer to drive us all there in your minbus is accepted. Peter Andre FC is born.


******,im just glad i dont work in a bank like JP Morgan handling billions and billions everyday.
#35
MungoSplodge
******,im just glad i dont work in a bank like JP Morgan handling billions and billions everyday.


me too that would baaaaaaaaad:pirate:
#36
micoo
not in itself but requesting one to go to a bar/club where jordan will be just to annoy her is just a tad wierd :thumbsup:


especially when ur a bloke
#37
magicbeans
especially when ur a bloke


Shes not.
banned#38
slangrish
weird? as weird as the people that actually want to do it? why stop at one i guess. maybe a room full of them would be better. i never knew the south coast had so much to offer


Why pay her any attention?

I know it's not nice to wish ill of people, but if she wasn't around, would it be a great loss?
#39
magicbeans
especially when ur a bloke


what difference does that make? as a fella you should fancy her regardless? brilliant.
#40
MungoSplodge
Shes not.

s/he aint right in the head


honestly theres a few new kinda 'different' ppl out today on forum

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