I am currently unemployed and was looking for a job and came across this ( not for me though)
Job Title: WOOKEY HOLE WITCH (LEP)
Calling all male, female and transgender witches. A £50,000 job opportunity is now on offer. A great opportunity to become the famous face of Wookey Hole where you can add your personality into this world renowned historical character. Must be able to cackle. You must be prepared to travel and able to work weekends and school holidays. Must also be a good communicator and must be not be allergic to cats.