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Saw this on another forum and its not even April 1st. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007310136,00.html By ROBIN PERRIE July 06, 2007 COMMENT ON THIS STORY COPS rushed to a f… Read More
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9y, 10m agoPosted 9 years, 10 months ago
Saw this on another forum and its not even April 1st.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007310136,00.html

By ROBIN PERRIE
July 06, 2007


COMMENT ON THIS STORY

COPS rushed to a farm to put a kinky teenager udder arrest after he was seen romping with a COW.

A shocked passer-by rang 999 after seeing the youth wearing only black briefs having sex with the steer at 4.30am.

By the time officers arrived he had fled but night-time patrols are on the alert in case he strikes again.

Farmer Richard Parish was stunned to hear what had happened to the cow, one of three rare English longhorns in the field.

Specialist breeder Richard, 39, even thinks he knows which of them was the victim a looker named Blondie who is the FRIENDLIEST.

He said: English longhorns are lovely animals but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.





The teenager was scared off when the passer-by shouted at him at Richards farm in Skipwith, North Yorks. Locals in the tiny village, which has a population of less than 300, are certain he was not from the area.

Richard thinks the attacker may even have wooed Blondie with grub because a feed bucket had mysteriously moved from time to time.

He added: I have got to be much more vigilant. The cows dont seem to be spending so much time outside and are happier inside the barn at night.

Fellow farmer Alan Patrick said: I cant believe it.

Police said: We are treating this matter seriously.
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He said: “English longhorns are lovely animals — but not that lovely. My mates are having a right laugh and milking it for all it is worth.”


Classy line...............poor cow. :-( :giggle:
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LOL

I like how the cows eyes are blanked out to make sure that she can not be identified :)
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He got the wrong idea when his mates said "Go **** some cow in town".

Eurrghh!
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surely thats not true.......is it:? :thinking:
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No wonder the cows aren't keen on going out and would rather stay in the barn!
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" I Can't believe it tastes like..............ewwwwwwwwwwwww"" :lol:

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