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WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE


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Psychiatric hotline - RING RING RING -

Welcome to Psychiatric hotline If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multi-personalities, please press 3,4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want just stay on the line so that we can trace the call
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesnt matter which number you press, no one will answer.
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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I've got this as a ring tone and it's great, I do get some funny looks in Tesco when the phone goes off?
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think i'd have to go for that one too ! lol
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I you'd all just stop yelling I'd be able to hear which number to choose!!!!

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