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well works gonna be fun!

donnaraine Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
had a night out with some from work lastnight. long story but ended up with 4 leaving for a 4some, or im betting they did knowing the details! also the geeky guy tried to kiss me lol. maybe i shouldnt have gone lol

anyone else had dodgy works nights out?
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#2
We had our works do today, we went out for lunch this afternoon & we are going clubbing for the night! :)
Hope everything turns out ok tonight
#3
Starr
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lol that describes it perfectly :thumbsup:
#4
livingthelife07
We had our works do today, we went out for lunch this afternoon & we are going clubbing for the night! :)
Hope everything turns out ok tonight


hope your lot dont leave for a gangbang! :w00t:

have a good night and a drink for me! im back to work tomorrow on a 12 hour shift :x should be illegal on a sunday lol
#5
donnaraine
[COLOR="Red"]hope your lot dont leave for a gangbang! [/COLOR]:w00t:

have a good night and a drink for me! im back to work tomorrow on a 12 hour shift :x should be illegal on a sunday lol


I hope not! :w00t:

Thanks, I will have a drink for you. I unfortunately have work tomorrow to but it's from 10pm - 5am so that's not bad at least I get all day to recover lol :-D
banned 1 Like #6
so it will be tough cause you were involved you mean?


well you did it, live with the consequences
#7
ODB_69
so it will be tough cause you were involved you mean?


well you did it, live with the consequences


no i wasnt involved. i text one of the girls to say thanks for leaving us though so she knew i was annoyed lol.

it will be awkward when i see geeky guy again though lol
#8
Making me nervous.... I go on my works night in 30 minutes !!
#9
jonb2412
Making me nervous.... I go on my works night in 30 minutes !!


im sure it will be fine! not everyone has orgys with their works colleagues do they? :p

have a good night :)
#10
jellybaby22
my works nights out never ended like this........where do you work??

Spearmint rhino...:lol:


no a care home for disabled adults lol :w00t:
#11
lol Donna these stories beat my nights out hands down haha! mines usually consist of far too much booze followed by a bag of chips and taxi home!

Am comin out with you on your next works night out:w00t:
#12
bossyboots
lol Donna these stories beat my nights out hands down haha! mines usually consist of far too much booze followed by a bag of chips and taxi home!

Am comin out with you on your next works night out:w00t:


if there is another after lastnight! :p
#13
When I worked for Kwik Save I told the organiser not to tell the pub we were going too where we worked. We all had a few to many! and some bright spark destroyed the gents toilets! we had to leave sharpish as there was water everywhere.

The next morning while nursing the hangover from hell i got a phone call form the pub stating about the damage that was caused. I tried to worm my way out off it but couldnt cos the stupid idiot in charge of the wines and spirits was bragging that he was the manager off Kwik Save. Needles to say he didnt get his xmas bonus!
#14
years n years ago we were at a posh hotel for our works night out and all very drunk. On the way out of the hotel one of my friends who was by far in the worse state shouted that someone had left a stereo out on the hall corridor and decided she was taking it:oops::w00t:

We were all laughing and in hysterics at her trying to carry it........and didnt think she honestly meant she was gonna take it , but she did......this gets worse.........we get our taxi and head back to her place as we were all staying over. Next morning when we wakened up we discovered that the "stereo" wasnt a stereo lol. It was one of these .............





http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy171/bossybootsmgt/shoeshine.jpg?t=1261249088

A SHOE SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really hope u all believe this but she did call up the hotel next day to test the water ............said what she had done and how embarassed she was and all we could hear was a really posh voice shouting down the phone "YOU STOLE OUR SHOE CADET!" She hung up lol and to this day still has it.!
#15
leecroot
When I worked for Kwik Save I told the organiser not to tell the pub we were going too where we worked. We all had a few to many! and some bright spark destroyed the gents toilets! we had to leave sharpish as there was water everywhere.

The next morning while nursing the hangover from hell i got a phone call form the pub stating about the damage that was caused. I tried to worm my way out off it but couldnt cos the stupid idiot in charge of the wines and spirits was bragging that he was the manager off Kwik Save. Needles to say he didnt get his xmas bonus!


lol bet he kept his head down at work for a while! hope the bill was forwarded to him!
#16
bossyboots
years n years ago we were at a posh hotel for our works night out and all very drunk. On the way out of the hotel one of my friends who was by far in the worse state shouted that someone had left a stereo out on the hall corridor and decided she was taking it:oops::w00t:

We were all laughing and in hysterics at her trying to carry it........and didnt think she honestly meant she was gonna take it , but she did......this gets worse.........we get our taxi and head back to her place as we were all staying over. Next morning when we wakened up we discovered that the "stereo" wasnt a stereo lol. It was one of these .............





http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy171/bossybootsmgt/shoeshine.jpg?t=1261249088

A SHOE SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really hope u all believe this but she did call up the hotel next day to test the water ............said what she had done and how embarassed she was and all we could hear was a really posh voice shouting down the phone "YOU STOLE OUR SHOE CADET!" She hung up lol and to this day still has it.!


haha thats hilarious! i love stories of people pinching things when theyre drunk. best one ive heard was off a workmate. someone he knows stole a mobile traffic light, the ones you get at temporary road works. he rigged it up in his house and got caught off the police who had seen the lights through the window! oh and the fella from work has managed to pinch a carpet before :w00t:
#17
leecroot
When I worked for Kwik Save I told the organiser not to tell the pub we were going too where we worked. We all had a few to many! and some bright spark destroyed the gents toilets! we had to leave sharpish as there was water everywhere.

The next morning while nursing the hangover from hell i got a phone call form the pub stating about the damage that was caused. I tried to worm my way out off it but couldnt cos the stupid idiot in charge of the wines and spirits was bragging that he was the manager off Kwik Save. Needles to say he didnt get his xmas bonus!


Haha, last year at my old works place our manager offered Aston from JLS a shopping spree in our store! he regreted it the next day! :-D
#18
donnaraine
lol bet he kept his head down at work for a while! hope the bill was forwarded to him!


He wasnt the one that casued the damage, it was the manager. He was having a **** and was holding onto the pipe above the urinal, as he walked away he forgot to let go and all the pipework came away from the wall. It was the funniest thing ive ever seen.

I think we agreed to pay £100 otherwise they would contact the police. It was about 10 years ago.

Other drink related incidents involving same man include slipping over and breaking his leg! while ******,,,,

Having a one night stand with a bird who was double the size off mandy dingle. She got pregnant too and he did the right thing and married her, crazy days they were. He blamed me for that one as he wanted to cop off with her sister who was a bit tasty, but couldnt cos i was!!!!
#19
donnaraine
haha thats hilarious! i love stories of people pinching things when theyre drunk. best one ive heard was off a workmate. someone he knows stole a mobile traffic light, the ones you get at temporary road works. he rigged it up in his house and got caught off the police who had seen the lights through the window! oh and the fella from work has managed to pinch a carpet before :w00t:


loooooooool a carpet:w00t: imagine wakening up in the morning after a heavy night to find some traffic lights in your living room:lol::lol:
#20
bossyboots
loooooooool a carpet:w00t: imagine wakening up in the morning after a heavy night to find some traffic lights in your living room:lol::lol:


he gave the carpet to one of his neighbours who put it in her kitchen lol
#21
OP, a couple of years ago our then receptionist turned up with her mate both wearing leopard print dresses,

she had to be dragged off a very embaressed directors lap and ended up going back home with 2 of the lads.

The funny bit was 1 of the lads shot his beans over the other lads chest and was chased around the house , the receptionist was still on all fours :w00t:


Anyway the monday after she announced shed had fun and would do it again, she was let go a week later. classssy bird :)
#22
transit
OP, a couple of years ago our then receptionist turned up with her mate both wearing leopard print dresses,

she had to be dragged off a very embaressed directors lap and ended up going back home with 2 of the lads.

The funny bit was 1 of the lads shot his beans over the other lads chest and was chased around the house , the receptionist was still on all fours :w00t:


Anyway the monday after she announced shed had fun and would do it again, she was let go a week later. classssy bird :)


beans is a codeword right? :whistling:
banned#23
this ^^^^ is the official hukd dirrtys thread lol
#24
donnaraine
beans is a codeword right? :whistling:


right ;-)
#25
transit
right ;-)


haha i like it :thumbsup:

sounds like a right carry on!
#26
Well my work do ended up being good! me & a mate ended up deflating an inflatable snowman & santa he ended up taking the transformer! (at least we didn't steal a shoe cadet or a carpet) then I went outside to make a phone call & went flying in the ice! not a great sight lol :)
#27
livingthelife07
Well my work do ended up being good! me & a mate ended up deflating an inflatable snowman & santa he ended up taking the transformer! (at least we didn't steal a shoe cadet or a carpet) then I went outside to make a phone call & went flying in the ice! not a great sight lol :)


You killed the inflatable snowman and santa - u STOOD there and watched the life draining out of them:x SHAME ON YOU :p
#28
A few years ago now I was at my then works do at some pub and was having a little to much to drink. I remember going upstairs to the toilet and coming out trying to drunkenly do up my button fly, then it goes black. I'm told I was standing at the top of the stair still fiddling with my fly when I suddenly stumbled and went flying down the stairs did a half turn in mid air and landed **** first on a girl I liked head (who was sitting at the bottom chatting with mates) almost knocking her out.

Luckily I wasn't the talking point the next day as one of women at the party had had a massive blazing row with her boyfriend in the middle of the pub throwing drinks at him and hitting him with a handbag.
banned#29
leecroot


Having a one night stand with a bird who was double the size off mandy dingle. She got pregnant too and he did the right thing and married her, crazy days they were. He blamed me for that one as he wanted to cop off with her sister who was a bit tasty, but couldnt cos i was!!!!


Blimey :w00t:

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