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With picture and a comment please. NO DESSERTS! (under any circumstances), we all know where that will end up! Read More
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8m, 2w agoPosted 8 months, 2 weeks ago
With picture and a comment please.

NO DESSERTS! (under any circumstances), we all know where that will end up!
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8m, 2w agoPosted 8 months, 2 weeks ago
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I would probably be Fettuccine.

At first I come across as hard and stiff but once you get to know me I am soft yet I still have some bounce if you cook me Al dente.

Smother me with a good tomato sauce and my knees are weak.

Served best with an Italian wine and a crisp romaine salad with a tart dressing, the over all experience is hard to resist again and again :D
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I certainly wouldn't be a Happy Meal....
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http://thewilliamivtruro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/steakandchips.jpg
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summerof76
themachman
summerof76
themachman
summerof76
“I’m a KitKat. Everyone loves KitKat! Anyone who doesn’t has issues. It looks simple but it’s one of the best creations ever.” ;)
Love kit kats summer but only the two finger variety :)http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BiWSwucCgXA/U5tWzmWdIqI/AAAAAAAAKzU/qytVxuJTxpg/s1600/anigif_enhanced-12369-1399998190-6.gif
You kept it clean :p
Summer im sure elvis will step in and lower the tone ;)
He's tied up at the moment X)

Elvis is working tonight

https://tyronetribulations.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/could-he-be-elvis-122288.jpg
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summerof76
“I’m a KitKat. Everyone loves KitKat! Anyone who doesn’t has issues. It looks simple but it’s one of the best creations ever.” ;)
Love kit kats summer but only the two finger variety :)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BiWSwucCgXA/U5tWzmWdIqI/AAAAAAAAKzU/qytVxuJTxpg/s1600/anigif_enhanced-12369-1399998190-6.gif

Edited By: themachman on Aug 06, 2016 22:02

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Sausage, mash, onion gravy and two veg.
https://www.maggi.co.uk/media/meal-idea/so-sticky/caramelised-onion-sausages/banner.jpg


Cause I aint got time to play around at mealtimes!
2 Likes #2
How do I add a pic?

fuggedaboudit - I'd be chilli con carne with extra rice and extra chilli and extra carne

Edited By: antomac1001 on Aug 06, 2016 21:05: coz cant post pics
7 Likes #3
I certainly wouldn't be a Happy Meal....
2 Likes #4
stuarthanley
I certainly wouldn't be a Happy Meal....


...Or someone's KFC bucket ;)
#5
Shaydog
Sausage, mash, onion gravy and two veg.https://www.maggi.co.uk/media/meal-idea/so-sticky/caramelised-onion-sausages/banner.jpg
Cause I aint got time to play around at mealtimes!
Are you trying to tell us something??? X)
banned#6
Wild salmon & a light horseradish sauce & buttered new potatoes & salad.
2 Likes #7
Spaghetti and spicy meatballs ;)
With a cheesy and herb topping
banned 3 Likes #8
http://i.imgur.com/diQBpvz.gif
11 Likes #9
I would probably be Fettuccine.

At first I come across as hard and stiff but once you get to know me I am soft yet I still have some bounce if you cook me Al dente.

Smother me with a good tomato sauce and my knees are weak.

Served best with an Italian wine and a crisp romaine salad with a tart dressing, the over all experience is hard to resist again and again :D
#10
MrScotchBonnet
http://i.imgur.com/diQBpvz.gif
No dessert X)
banned 1 Like #11
summerof76
MrScotchBonnet
http://i.imgur.com/diQBpvz.gif
No dessert X)
https://goodmenproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/anigif_enhanced-6083-1394920558-9.gif
2 Likes #12
MrScotchBonnet
http://i.imgur.com/diQBpvz.gif
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53085382.jpg
2 Likes #13
http://www.playbuzz.com/laurengordon10/if-you-were-a-food-what-would-you-be#half
A, Cupcakes
You are completely sweet and love-able, just like a cupcake! You're fashionable, trendy and know how to entertain a crowd.
1 Like #14
MrScotchBonnet
summerof76
MrScotchBonnet
http://i.imgur.com/diQBpvz.gif
No dessert X)
https://goodmenproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/anigif_enhanced-6083-1394920558-9.gif
Yummmmmmmmmmy can I share ;)
banned 3 Likes #15
Shaydog
MrScotchBonnet
http://i.imgur.com/diQBpvz.gif
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53085382.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hZ6GNMM.gif
1 Like #16
[quote=summerof76][quote=Shaydog] Sausage, mash, onion gravy and two veg.https://www.maggi.co.uk/media/meal-idea/so-sticky/caramelised-onion-sausages/banner.jpg
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfrNpd_v-6oR54ejJYvIbrT6GViSPNi7Rk95EXWDC5V-eeobV8
(_;)
7 Likes #17
http://thewilliamivtruro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/steakandchips.jpg
2 Likes #18
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IUYlNU10BMY/Sm68IgjhGZI/AAAAAAAAcbA/uo8Ec0v0mtw/s400/biggest-sausage-italy-19.jpg
Come on OP you knew this would happen ? X)
4 Likes #19
chuckiedoll
http://thewilliamivtruro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/steakandchips.jpg
Is that because you are crisp succulent and juicy ?
really someone find my coat
2 Likes #20
Shaydog
[quote=summerof76][quote=Shaydog] Sausage, mash, onion gravy and two veg.https://www.maggi.co.uk/media/meal-idea/so-sticky/caramelised-onion-sausages/banner.jpghttp://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfrNpd_v-6oR54ejJYvIbrT6GViSPNi7Rk95EXWDC5V-eeobV8(_;)
Thats a big meaty sausage oO no meatballs ??? X)
3 Likes #21
summerof76
MrScotchBonnet
http://i.imgur.com/diQBpvz.gif
No dessert X)

OP - this is blatant disregard for the rools re desserts - show us you're not to be trifled with..!
1 Like #22
thewongwing101
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IUYlNU10BMY/Sm68IgjhGZI/AAAAAAAAcbA/uo8Ec0v0mtw/s400/biggest-sausage-italy-19.jpg
Come on OP you knew this would happen ? X)
A big meaty salami mmmmm :)
banned 4 Likes #23
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jgdLeuToF-U/TJIIb25HZiI/AAAAAAAAC98/T3JQymLlVRk/s1600/AUSTIN+POWERS.gif
#24
MrScotchBonnet
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jgdLeuToF-U/TJIIb25HZiI/AAAAAAAAC98/T3JQymLlVRk/s1600/AUSTIN+POWERS.gif
:D
3 Likes #25
“I’m a KitKat. Everyone loves KitKat! Anyone who doesn’t has issues. It looks simple but it’s one of the best creations ever.” ;)
banned 3 Likes #26
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1452635658ra/17720699.gif
3 Likes #27
I'd be Fish And Chips also known as The Codfather ;)
http://i.makeagif.com/media/8-14-2015/pvBc46.gif
5 Likes #28
summerof76
“I’m a KitKat. Everyone loves KitKat! Anyone who doesn’t has issues. It looks simple but it’s one of the best creations ever.” ;)
Love kit kats summer but only the two finger variety :)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BiWSwucCgXA/U5tWzmWdIqI/AAAAAAAAKzU/qytVxuJTxpg/s1600/anigif_enhanced-12369-1399998190-6.gif

Edited By: themachman on Aug 06, 2016 22:02
#29
MrScotchBonnet
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1452635658ra/17720699.gif
She never caught any of them oO She must have a small mouth :)
2 Likes #30
themachman
summerof76
“I’m a KitKat. Everyone loves KitKat! Anyone who doesn’t has issues. It looks simple but it’s one of the best creations ever.” ;)
Love kit kats summer but only the two finger variety :)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BiWSwucCgXA/U5tWzmWdIqI/AAAAAAAAKzU/qytVxuJTxpg/s1600/anigif_enhanced-12369-1399998190-6.gif
You kept it clean :p
3 Likes #31
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1427405/images/o-SAUSAGE-LASAGNA-facebook.jpg

Simple and warm with layers of loveliness. :)


Edited By: Aiden1512 on Aug 06, 2016 22:06
1 Like #32
A rack of slow cooked smoked pork ribs drenched in a spicy (like piri piri) BBQ sauce

Firm to hold and soooooo succulent to suck the meat off

Stop licking your lips or drooling
1 Like #33
Pistachio.

There's no denying that I'm a nut.
I have a hard exterior to protect myself from your scratching fingernails.
I don't open up to people on the first go.
I might look boring on the outside, but I'm very colourful on the inside.
I add a little pizzazz wherever I go.
I play hard-to-get. I don't even realise it though.
You can never have enough of me.
I'm cute ;)
banned 2 Likes #34
philphil61
A rack of slow cooked smoked pork ribs drenched in a spicy (like piri piri) BBQ sauce
Firm to hold and soooooo succulent to suck the meat off
Stop licking your lips or drooling

http://i.imgur.com/m5lE4gc.gif
banned#35
MrScotchBonnet
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1452635658ra/17720699.gif

hotdog bukakee

Edited By: YouDontWantToKnow on Aug 06, 2016 22:10
banned 1 Like #36
YouDontWantToKnow
MrScotchBonnet
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bukakee
http://i.imgur.com/qjK34.gif
2 Likes #37
summerof76
themachman
summerof76
“I’m a KitKat. Everyone loves KitKat! Anyone who doesn’t has issues. It looks simple but it’s one of the best creations ever.” ;)
Love kit kats summer but only the two finger variety :)http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BiWSwucCgXA/U5tWzmWdIqI/AAAAAAAAKzU/qytVxuJTxpg/s1600/anigif_enhanced-12369-1399998190-6.gif
You kept it clean :p
Summer im sure elvis will step in and lower the tone ;)
1 Like #38
YouDontWantToKnow
MrScotchBonnet
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1452635658ra/17720699.gif
bukakee
I had to look up what that meant and thats not nice :{
banned 1 Like #39
summerof76
YouDontWantToKnow
MrScotchBonnet
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1452635658ra/17720699.gif
bukakee
I had to look up what that meant and thats not nice :{
X)X)
2 Likes #40
themachman
summerof76
themachman
summerof76
“I’m a KitKat. Everyone loves KitKat! Anyone who doesn’t has issues. It looks simple but it’s one of the best creations ever.” ;)
Love kit kats summer but only the two finger variety :)http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BiWSwucCgXA/U5tWzmWdIqI/AAAAAAAAKzU/qytVxuJTxpg/s1600/anigif_enhanced-12369-1399998190-6.gif
You kept it clean :p
Summer im sure elvis will step in and lower the tone ;)
He's tied up at the moment X)

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