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What a coincidence!

martin17 Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
What a coincidence!

A chicken farmer went to a local pub, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence,' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me, I am celebrating.'

'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' said the woman.

'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence,' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for months all of my hens seemed infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' said the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
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7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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#1
:giggle:
banned#2
loll good!
#3
nice one xxx
#4
eggs ellent lol
suspended#5
youve really egg celled yourself there
#6
lol :w00t:
#7
Starr
youve really egg celled yourself there


love it!:thumbsup:
#8
Yep, the old jokes are best! :thumbsup:
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magicbeans
love it!:thumbsup:


why thank you,

Everyone else??? Whats your eggscuse
1 Like #10
oh martin, your jokes always eggsite me :thumbsup:
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Smeagol<3sDeagol
oh martin, your jokes always eggsite me :thumbsup:


eggceedingly good that one :thumbsup:
#12
Starr
eggceedingly good that one :thumbsup:


ha ha, it seems to have eggceeded expectations :roll:
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Smeagol<3sDeagol
ha ha, it seems to have eggceeded expectations :roll:


ok stop now you're taking it to the eggstreme :whistling:
#14
Starr
ok stop now you're taking it to the eggstreme :whistling:


i only started becuase you egged me on :-D
suspended#15
Smeagol<3sDeagol
i only started becuase you egged me on :-D


the eggcitement of this post is killing me
#16
Starr
the eggcitement of this post is killing me


my thoughs eggsactly :thumbsup:
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Smeagol<3sDeagol
my thoughs eggsactly :thumbsup:


As fun as this is im eggscaping to bed :-D
#18
Starr
As fun as this is im eggscaping to bed :-D


im sure you can make an eggception tonight and stay up a bit late :thumbsup:
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Smeagol<3sDeagol
im sure you can make an eggception tonight and stay up a bit late :thumbsup:


Ha

as eggstatic that i am about this thread the bed is calling
#20
Starr
Ha

as eggstatic that i am about this thread the bed is calling


why leaving so early you havent got to wake up early for an eggxam do you :-D
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Smeagol<3sDeagol
why leaving so early you havent got to wake up early for an eggxam do you :-D


No eggsam, just one hell of an eggsiting day :p

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