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What a day I've had!

barky Avatar
6y, 2m agoPosted 6 years, 2 months ago
Woke up this morning to find my wife lying dead in the kitchen-and to top it all off,I found a fiver in an old jacket pocket!
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6y, 2m agoPosted 6 years, 2 months ago
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#1
Bad Barky!
1 Like #2
A fiver, nice one :)
#3
i dont get it :(
#4
poor Mrs Barky - i hope you got pet insurance
#5
maccy d's for tea then, all is not lost after all?

Edited By: greg_68 on Nov 10, 2010 15:44: .
#6
magicbeans
i dont get it :(


+1
#7
its not frikin hard to understand. Finding his wife dead was a good thing and to top it off he found a fiver god damn some people shouldnt be allowed to waste space like they do :p
2 Likes #8
coshazae
its not frikin hard to understand. Finding his wife dead was a good thing and to top it off he found a fiver god damn some people shouldnt be allowed to waste space like they do :p


Oh HAI MULTI
#9
jellybaby22
coshazae
its not frikin hard to understand. Finding his wife dead was a good thing and to top it off he found a fiver god damn some people shouldnt be allowed to waste space like they do :p


harsh... but perhaps fair in these circumstances.... seriously MB and ILP ??? Loooooooool

Im laughing more at the fact you 2 didnt get it than the joke :p


:p i didnt find it funny more.....meh
banned 2 Likes #10
I haven't laughed this little since that ****-wit raptorcigs finally got the message and naffed off.
#11
vibeone
I haven't laughed this little since that ****-wit raptorcigs finally got the message and naffed off.


now that is funny
#12
jellybaby22
^^ in b4 he comes back...


shhhhhhh
#13
HI
ROAR....NOM NOM NOM


AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
banned 1 Like #14
jellybaby22
^^ in b4 he comes back...


you mean inb4 mentally-unstable-hukd-exile-001 tells mentally-unstable-hukd-exile-002 he's been mentioned and he pops back to see if anyone actually really gives a ****?
1 Like #15
ilovepink
magicbeans
i dont get it :(


+1


This is humour.

It is a response that involves smiling (ie upward movement of the lips - sometimes revealing the teeth) or laughing (an involuntary expulsion of air from the mouth - sometimes vocalised as Ha Ha or Hee Hee).

In the OP we have the juxtaposition of what, on first reading, looks like some tragic news, ie the sudden death of Mrs Barky, with the good fortune associated with the finding of a lost fiver.

The humour arises from the use of the expression "to top it all off" - a phrase normally associated with a wholly unexpected additional bonus - to link the announcement of the tragic demise with the finding of the loot, a happy event.

It also causes us to stop and think that Mrs Barky's death may not be a sad event when viewed from the perspective of Barky, indeed rather than mourn her passing he celebrates the regaining of the fiver.

It's just funny!
#16
cannyscot
ilovepink
magicbeans
i dont get it :(


+1


This is humour.

It is a response that involves smiling (ie upward movement of the lips - sometimes revealing the teeth) or laughing (an involuntary expulsion of air from the mouth - sometimes vocalised as Ha Ha or Hee Hee).

In the OP we have the juxtaposition of what, on first reading, looks like some tragic news, ie the sudden death of Mrs Barky, with the good fortune associated with the finding of a lost fiver.

The humour arises from the use of the expression "to top it all off" - a phrase normally associated with a wholly unexpected additional bonus - to link the announcement of the tragic demise with the finding of the loot, a happy event.

It also causes us to stop and think that Mrs Barky's death may not be a sad event when viewed from the perspective of Barky, indeed rather than mourn her passing he celebrates the regaining of the fiver.

It's just funny!


er...............thanks oO
#17
jellybaby22
vibeone
jellybaby22
^^ in b4 he comes back...


you mean inb4 mentally-unstable-hukd-exile-001 tells mentally-unstable-hukd-exile-002 he's been mentioned and he pops back to see if anyone actually really gives a ****?


haha... well put.. we might even get a cameo from the mentally unstable stalker/liar too....

good times :p


always good for a laugh
banned#18
freaking love you barky (no homo)
#19
how does cheryl cole change a lightbulb?

she just stands still and the world revolves around her
#20
barky
how does cheryl cole change a lightbulb?

she just stands still and the world revolves around her


have you been at them christmas crackers early ????
2 Likes #21
ilovepink
barky
how does cheryl cole change a lightbulb?she just stands still and the world revolves around her
have you been at them christmas crackers early ????

lool-I just had a look at bill gates house on google earth-think his windows need updating
1 Like #22
Did your wife leave your dinner cooking in the oven? If not, maybe the £5 was for a chinese?
#23
....so...barky............did .....you...errrrrrrrr.........did.............you.........























sh*g her?
#24
splatsplatsplat
....so...barky............did .....you...errrrrrrrr.........did.............you.........sh*g her?

loool! maybe later...................
banned#25
jellybaby22
ilovepink
HI
ROAR....NOM NOM NOM


AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH


CHOMP CHOMP

blah blah something about being deleted off facebook X)


Don't delete him off facebook he'll top himself!



(I'm too scared of the backlash of adding 'hopefully' to the end of this post, so I won't)
#26
im hungry.
banned#27
Barky, do the lottery goodluck comes in threes!
banned#28
jellybaby22
^^^ i would say you have taken that too far...but meh...


You can say it if you want jb, you know I genuinely won't take offense..... I just won't care either :D
#29
whats the deal with raptor?

cannyscott....thanks...i think

me and ilp (or is that ILP and I) are the official HUKD dunces! i say we make a clique!

Edited By: magicbeans on Nov 10, 2010 17:16
#30
But to say 'to top it off' suggests that finding the fiver was another negative incident. It doesn't make sense. Certainly isn't funny.
[mod]#31
I see a problem...............the kitchen floor needs cleaning now...........but the cleaner is laying on it dead.
#32
magicbeans
whats the deal with raptor?

cannyscott....thanks...i think

me and ilp (or is that ILP and I) are the official HUKD dunces! i say we make a clique!



done.....we are now officially a clique

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