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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
THIS USEFUL TOOL, IS COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 7 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.




W H A T . A M . I ? ? ? ?
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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1 Like #1
A stuck caps lock key ? :whistling:
#2
stora
A stuck caps lock key ? :whistling:


http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j163/sadiebabes/lmao.gif
#3
toothbrush?
#4
toothbrush or toilet brush?
#5
i was gonna say toothbrush
#6
although my dirty mind was in overdrive.
#7
stora;1938458
A stuck caps lock key ? :whistling:

.... & Coming from a very small person running around getting nowhere ! LOL :)
btw it is called RAPTORING :whistling:
#8
onlyme23;1938468
toothbrush?

We have a winner & a winner with a 'pure' mind too ;-)
#9
snowtiger
.... & Coming from a very small person running around getting nowhere ! LOL :)
btw it is called RAPTORING :whistling:



now now
1 Like #10
snowtiger
We have a winner & a winner with a 'pure' mind too ;-)


woohoo, can i quote that phrase
with a 'pure' mind too
noone will ever believe it hehe :w00t:
#11
I got it right too :(
I was reading the post at the time and posted the answer before I saw the other one
#12
LaoTzu
I got it right too :(
I was reading the post at the time and posted the answer before I saw the other one


hehe ill share the glory with you (and the pure mind)! congrats :thumbsup: :w00t:
#13
onlyme23
hehe ill share the glory with you (and the pure mind)! congrats :thumbsup: :w00t:


fank ewe :)
Well done too :thumbsup:
#14
LaoTzu;1938604
I got it right too :(
I was reading the post at the time and posted the answer before I saw the other one

Yes you did but you gave two answers ! toothbrush or toilet brush ......
but you can have second place for being so cheeky ;-)
1 Like #15
I know I just added toiletbrush for a laugh cos everyone would imagine cleaning their teeth with a loobrush and their toilet with a toothbrush, it was purely for amusement.

Thanks for giving me 2nd place, better than nowt ;-)
#16
What's the hole at the other end???
#17
a mans tool
#18
Benjimoron;1938805
What's the hole at the other end???

Mine has a hole at the end of the handle ... doesn't yours ?
#19
snowtiger
Mine has a hole at the end of the handle ... doesn't yours ?


Are we talking about the toothbrush now?
#20
Benjimoron;1939448
Are we talking about the toothbrush now?

We sure are !!

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