I dont know if you are aware of this, but there is an amazing furniture company that advertises its wares on TV. I think that they are wonderful, because unlike other companies they only have sales once a week, 52 weeks per year. I really don't understand how they can produce items at this quality level and cost. 50% off is cheap at half the price Id say.
After some research I have found that they aim at being environmentally friendly as possible, thus they are determined never to endanger forests around the world, but fill the unseen areas of their products with reconstituted sawdust. Also, they promise to continue to use actors worthy of their obvious skills. It is highly likely that they own shares in pharmaceutical companies, so if you reach for the aspirin when you hear their well chosen songs, all the better.
The guarantee offered is sure to tempt the discerning buyer, for they promise, if you furniture fails within twelve months, they will replace it with a product of equal quality. What more could you ask for? As you shell out your hard earned case, remember that the furniture you are buying is perceived to endure at least one bounce from your pet hamster.
PS. I have purposely refrained from using any company's name, just in case they are offended at this estimation of their products.