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Pick the month you were born in 1 - I ate 2 - I needed 3 - I ran naked with 4 - I shot 5 - I cuddled with 6 - I smoked with 7 - I banged 8 - I ran shirtless with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I kiill…
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
Pick the month you were born in

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I cuddled with
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I kiilled
11 - I slept with
12-I killed



Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the trojan man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a drunk man
07 - Barney the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the kool-aid-man
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a condom
14 - a hippo
15 - an orange
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 - a horse
19 - my boyfriend
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a hottie
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Your grandma



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm g?Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
I ate your dealer Because thats how i roll
#2
I ate a pornstar because I'm good in bed
#3
i shot a toothbrush and other but i dont have double Ds lol.
#4
i slept with my lover because i'm sexy as hell
#5
I ran shirtless with the trojan man Because thats how i roll :w00t: Yeah, sounds about right!!!
#6
I killed a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous
#7
I ran shirtless with an orange because thats how i roll...
#8
i ate a hottie because im a pimp and your jealous
#9
I ran shirtless with my lover because I've got abs

random.
#10
I ate barney the dinosaur cause I have amazing boobs!
#11
I stabbed a crackhead because im sexy as hell
#12
I banged a condom because I have AMAZING boobs - well the last bit is true! LOL
#13
i slept with a bisexual because im sexy as hell! jeez am speechless :w00t:
wait til a show hubby this! :p
#14
i need a prostitute because thats how I roll
#15
lyndsbowes
i slept with my lover because i'm sexy as hell


Your one doesnt sound too bad.
#16
I stabbed a pornstar becuase thats how I roll.

so true....... didnt say what I stabbed her with :lol:
#17
BlondeBella
Your one doesnt sound too bad.


lol i know.... wanted it to sound really funny but it doesn't lol
#18
lyndsbowes
lol i know.... wanted it to sound really funny but it doesn't lol


thats cos u is a looooooooser :P
#19
I cuddled with my crush because I'm sexy as hell
#20
I shot a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs

(well one of the three is true!!!)
#21
lyndsbowes
lol i know.... wanted it to sound really funny but it doesn't lol


Well you can have my one i stabbed a crackhead because im sexy as hell:lol:
#22
MinstrelMan
I stabbed a pornstar becuase thats how I roll.

so true....... didnt say what I stabbed her with :lol:


I lol'd, I can imagine what it would be [SIZE="1"](fork)[/SIZE]:lol:
#23
I slept with a bowl of cereal Because the lil people told me to
#24
MinstrelMan
thats cos u is a looooooooser :P


lol ya meanie :p
#25
I killed your dealer because I have AMAZING boobs
#26
anniemickymoo
I slept with a bowl of cereal Because the lil people told me to


loooooooool
#27
anniemickymoo
I slept with a bowl of cereal Because the lil people told me to


I love this one.:thumbsup:
#28
Anyone here born on 2nd of November?
#29
I ran naked with Your grandma because im sexy as hell lol
#30
Is this a scam email from a shirt company trying to find out our birthdays? :oops:
banned#31
6 - I smoked with 11 - the kool-aid-man Black - because im sexy as hell
banned#32
i banged a easter egg because I'm a pimp and your jealous

LMAO
#33
Butterflies
I banged a condom because I have AMAZING boobs - well the last bit is true! LOL


going to need proof :p
#34
I ran shirtless with barney the dinosaur because I am sexy as hell
#35
I shot a stripper because that's how i roll!!
#36
BlondeBella
I lol'd, I can imagine what it would be [SIZE="1"](fork)[/SIZE]:lol:


no love........ pork sword, bacon dagger..... many many euphonisms here
#37
MinstrelMan
no love........ pork sword, bacon dagger..... many many euphonisms here


Haha, you seriously thought i though it was a fork, poor show. You have let the side down:whistling:
#38
I killed your dealer because I have double DD's....hmmmmm
#39
I shot a bag of weed because I'm a pimp and your jealous...
#40
I stabbed your dealer because i'm as sexy as hell.

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