I was walking back across the local playing field past four ten year olds playing football, as I walked closer one lad with the ball was pushed over from behind by kid 2, "PENALTY!" cried the kid on the floor ... "No way" said kid2 ... after a few more exchanges with much the same phrases, kid 2 then says to kid 1 on the ground "Anyway I should have the penalty cos you took the ball off me while I was still making my mind up what to do!" Kid 1 on the ground looks up and says "Oh okay" ... He missed the penalty anyway...... but who teaches them this stuff???