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WHAT CLUMSY STUPID FUNNY THINGS HAVE YOU DONE???

daz1981 Avatar
banned7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago
this morning i cut the top of my finger off, well it was hanging by a little skin you can see the white of the bone. it hurt like hell at first but now i keep going into fits of laughter thinking about it and when i knock it, i did first aid on it , stuck it back on and wrapped in bog roll i'll glue it later

got me thinking though about other stupid things ive done and thought it would be funny to hear others
ive climb a big steal fence and dropped down the other side onto a steal stake went right through my bum cheek
ive been hit in the head by a buses mirror twice
lots of others but whats yours?
never had a broken bone though
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banned7y, 2m agoPosted 7 years, 2 months ago
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#1
ouch!!! thats not funny!!
#2
thats wrong. really wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3
I failed my 1st driving test by driving into a wheelybin......failed 2nd on doing a handbreak turn...

do lots of clumst things everyday but cant remember anything amazingly funny :?
#4
Yeah - I cut my leg off once - I laughed and put masking tape to hold it to gether until I could find some super glue
#5
omg thats funny? wouldnt like to know your idea of entertainment ..
banned#6
lil_tiger
I failed my 1st driving test by driving into a wheelybin......failed 2nd on doing a handbreak turn...

do lots of clumst things everyday but cant remember anything amazingly funny :?


doing a hand brake turn in a driving lesson is funny:thumbsup: i cant drive i have had 3 lessons crashed 3 times and written off 2 cars
#7
I used to work as a chef in Alder Hey Childrens Hospital. I was distracted while cutting up some chicken for a soup, and sliced off a chunk of flesh from my finger. I search for ages, but gave up ------ one of the kids was a cannibal that dinner time!:)
#8
daz1981
doing a hand brake turn in a driving lesson is funny:thumbsup: i cant drive i have had 3 lessons crashed 3 times and written off 2 cars


I had one lesson - crashed 4 times and wrote of a jumbo jet :p
#9
lil_tiger;6726133
I failed my 1st driving test by driving into a wheelybin......failed 2nd on doing a handbreak turn...

do lots of clumst things everyday but cant remember anything amazingly funny :?


Now thats funny!:-D

At the end of a driving test, the guy said to me, "We gave way to everyone in town today" :p understandably I failed that time too. Another time I set off without wearing seat belt. Obviously fail. :-D
banned#10
Marina
ouch!!! thats not funny!!


magicbeans
thats wrong. really wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DAMNOME
Yeah - I cut my leg off once - I laughed and put masking tape to hold it to gether until I could find some super glue


plumberman01
omg thats funny? wouldnt like to know your idea of entertainment ..


it wasnt funny at the time but now it is, most people are the same they laugh at most little pains
#11
daz1981
doing a hand brake turn in a driving lesson is funny:thumbsup: i cant drive i have had 3 lessons crashed 3 times and written off 2 cars


yeah was on country roads...and I didnt see the corner lol, it looked like the road went straight but turned out it didt :roll:

on the + side...I didnt stall the car so I think I shudda passed :x
banned#12
Predikuesi
I used to work as a chef in Alder Hey Childrens Hospital. I was distracted while cutting up some chicken for a soup, and sliced off a chunk of flesh from my finger. I search for ages, but gave up ------ one of the kids was a cannibal that dinner time!:)


thats minging lol, most chefs i reckon have cut some finger off
#13
Errrrmm....why did I think about Eduardos leg break last year when picturing your finger? :oops:

I dunno if that was a very funny injury tbh, I've been quite clumsy the last year or so, including breaking my hand on a wall that I thought was plastic, slipped over while I was showing off on a second date and most recently....smacked my head on a projector screen at a pub. lol

Wow....I never realised how clumsy I was until this thread came about lol
#14
Marina
Now thats funny!:-D

At the end of a driving test, the guy said to me, "We gave way to everyone in town today" :p understandably I failed that time too. Another time I set off without wearing seat belt. Obviously fail. :-D


lol on my third test (the one I passed) I actually hit the kerb when she asked me to pull over! lol....made a lame attempt of pretending it was a pothole :p

when she said I passed I said 'are you sure' lol :oops:
banned#15
realfriendlyman
Errrrmm....why did I think about Eduardos leg break last year when picturing your finger? :oops:

I dunno if that was a very funny injury tbh, I've been quite clumsy the last year or so, including breaking my hand on a wall that I thought was plastic, slipped over while I was showing off on a second date and most recently....smacked my head on a projector screen at a pub. lol

Wow....I never realised how clumsy I was until this thread came about lol



lol bet you got some stick in that pub
banned#16
lil_tiger
lol on my third test (the one I passed) I actually hit the kerb when she asked me to pull over! lol....made a lame attempt of pretending it was a pothole :p

when she said I passed I said 'are you sure' lol :oops:


probably got sick off seeing you:whistling:
#17
lil_tiger;6726279
lol on my third test (the one I passed) I actually hit the kerb when she asked me to pull over! lol....made a lame attempt of pretending it was a pothole :p

when she said I passed I said 'are you sure' lol :oops:


:lol:
#18
daz1981
lol bet you got some stick in that pub


It's not the first time I've done it....plus someone seems to do it every time I'm in there lol
1 Like #19
Was bored one day... So i decided to get a chisel and started carving teeth into this coat hanger... Until i slipped.... Right into my thumb... Luckily my bone was there to stop the chisel from going any further!

Now my thumb looks like a bum haha
banned 1 Like #20
dean3988
Was bored one day... So i decided to get a chisel and started carving teeth into this coat hanger... Until i slipped.... Right into my thumb... Luckily my bone was there to stop the chisel from going any further!

Now my thumb looks like a bum haha



lol repped
#21
daz1981
lol repped


:-D

My dad wasnt impressed coming home to a trail of blood on his new carpets and a tea towel covered in blood!

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