this morning i cut the top of my finger off, well it was hanging by a little skin you can see the white of the bone. it hurt like hell at first but now i keep going into fits of laughter thinking about it and when i knock it, i did first aid on it , stuck it back on and wrapped in bog roll i'll glue it later
got me thinking though about other stupid things ive done and thought it would be funny to hear others
ive climb a big steal fence and dropped down the other side onto a steal stake went right through my bum cheek
ive been hit in the head by a buses mirror twice
lots of others but whats yours?
never had a broken bone though