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What colour does a Smurf go if you choke it?

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Broxy Avatar
8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
pink?...lol
#2
blue obviously...lol
#3
red?.
#4
ask jeeves
#5
purple?
#6
A deeper shade of blue?
#7
jeany123
purple?


+1...yup purple
#8
A whiter shade of pale?
#9
Surely a Royal Blue?
#10
When I Choke My Smurf It Spits Up
1 Like #11
raptorcigs
When I Choke My Smurf It Spits Up


ugh, theres always one. :roll::w00t:
2 Likes #12
AshleyRFC
Surely a Royal Blue?


But it's royal blue before you choke it, maybe goes green and is then sick.;-)
#13
raptorcigs
When I Choke My Smurf It Spits Up


is it blue? lol
#14
Broxy
But it's royal blue before you choke it, maybe goes green and is then sick.;-)


I suppose lol.
#15
ClarityofMind;5104408
is it blue? lol

BLUE STEEL CAT COULDENT SCRACH IT
#16
#17
jeany123



No hes not been choked just something rammed where the sun don't shine.:p
#18
jeany123
purple?


id have geussed that to
#19
.......................:oops:
#20
octobergirl
.......................:oops:


What happened there octobergirl?
#21
been watching Live at the Apollo? Russell Howard!
#22
cbryanp
been watching Live at the Apollo? Russell Howard!

Yep:thumbsup:
#23
smurfette is a slut
[mod]#24
Gotta be grey
#25
white..
banned#26
no such thing as a smurf. get real.
#27
banned#28
wow youve stooped to an all time low on the d-list. *whistling*
#29
yep i thought purple :)
#30
tigerallstars
smurfette is a slut


you say that like it's a bad thing :roll:
#31
What kind of a sick ba***rd would choke a smurf?
I'm reporting you to the smurf support agency
#32
hibees
What kind of a sick ba***rd would choke a smurf?
I'm reporting you to the smurf support agency


smurf support? dont they arrange for smurf daddies to see smurf babies?

you mean the royal society for the protection of the smurf lol
#33
ClarityofMind
smurf support? dont they arrange for smurf daddies to see smurf babies?

you mean the royal society for the protection of the smurf lol


Your absolutely right.
Boy am I glad you pointed that out, I'd have looked a right idiot if I'd phoned them:oops:
Thanks.
You see people, not everyone is a smurf choker:w00t:
#34
hibees
Your absolutely right.
Boy am I glad you pointed that out, I'd have looked a right idiot if I'd phoned them:oops:
Thanks.
You see people, not everyone is a smurf choker:w00t:


Dont forget to tell all those abused smurfies out there ....call smurfline. It is a free and confidential helpline for all smurfs in the UK. Smurf Abuse must stop. Full stop.
#35
I'm thinking of opening a smurf drop in centre, you know ,just so they can talk.
Just listening can make all the difference.
Am having a bit of trouble finding the funding. (nobody loves a smurf since their fall from fame)
Having a bring and buy sale next week, all welcome.
#36
hibees
I'm thinking of opening a smurf drop in centre, you know ,just so they can talk.
Just listening can make all the difference.
Am having a bit of trouble finding the funding. (nobody loves a smurf since their fall from fame)
Having a bring and buy sale next week, all welcome.


lol :)
#37
hibees
I'm thinking of opening a smurf drop in centre, you know ,just so they can talk.
Just listening can make all the difference.
Am having a bit of trouble finding the funding. (nobody loves a smurf since their fall from fame)
Having a bring and buy sale next week, all welcome.


I will bring a smurf if you think you can sell it:whistling:
#38
jeany123
I will bring a smurf if you think you can sell it:whistling:


Ohh I'm darn sure we could find a woman to take it on lol
#39
jeany123
I will bring a smurf if you think you can sell it:whistling:


oh I might just keep it I can't bear to think of it being ill treated
#40
white

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