I've really messed up! Big time! Feelings of paranoia, depression, angst - can I go on with my life?
I've lost a part of my life that I will never get back and I feel sick about it! I really do just feel like crying!
I've just sat through 2012 and it is the worst film ever!
If someone paid me £1m to come up with the worst film ever, I wouldn't even get close to this!
I'm going to set fire to my sky box.