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2m, 1w agoPosted 2 months, 1 week ago
So what pearls of wisdom did they pass on to you
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2m, 1w agoPosted 2 months, 1 week ago
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Dad

I am just going for a pint of milk 1979

Never seen again
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My mother taught me, by being the nasty POS she was/is, to not have kids to use as slaves - they are supposed to have a childhood.

Yes teach them how to cook and keep the home tidy etc but not to do the stuff a mother should do

And when it comes to giving gifts they belong to the person - they can't be taken back.

@13 I could overlock and use an industrial sewing machine, cook many meals, clean the house top to bottom and make the best cup of tea in the world whilst she lay her fat *** on the sofa drinking her cinzano and smoking her JPS whilst reading her books that I had collected every Saturday from the library whilst she was humping one of her many bf's

And to not force any child I had to give more than 50% of their wage as rent money

Oh sorry - the benefits? when I walked out @18 and never looked back (except the 3 chances I gave her) I could fend for myself and start to live my life.

Be good ;)
Be kind :3
but be honest :D
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summerof76
“Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.” :3
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/89/91/9389911726673680e42575bd2d6877ce.jpg
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Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!
I've said that to my kids when they were younger and their answer, well give it to them oO

Edited By: summerof76 on Apr 16, 2017 21:18
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When the ice cream van man turns on the music, it's a sign that he's run out of ice cream.

Lies. All lies.

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14 Likes #1
Dad

I am just going for a pint of milk 1979

Never seen again
1 Like #2
Mam

Cabbage is good u will love it
2 Likes #3
Don't drink the Kool Aid
4 Likes #4
Mam

It's just a phase u will grow out of it
3 Likes #5
Legend has it that there's a bloke roaming HUKD misc section, and he's been doing so since the turn of the millennia, not much is known about him, only that his name is Deeky
3 Likes #6
My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
4 Likes #7
“Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.” :3
3 Likes #8
I got told to shush a lot.. :/
5 Likes #9
Mam
Always eat your crusts so you will have curly hair :3
4 Likes #10
My parents taught me not to use apostrophes where there shouldn't be one.
2 Likes #11
My mum told me it was paracetamol will help me sleep turns out it booze and it did help me sleep all nighhhhttttt
4 Likes #13
Never eat yellow snow
1 Like #14
When to use apostrophes.
1 Like #15
Dad: James son, just get it pumped.

He's a modern-day soothsayer, I'm sure you'll agree.
13 Likes #16
My mother taught me, by being the nasty POS she was/is, to not have kids to use as slaves - they are supposed to have a childhood.

Yes teach them how to cook and keep the home tidy etc but not to do the stuff a mother should do

And when it comes to giving gifts they belong to the person - they can't be taken back.

@13 I could overlock and use an industrial sewing machine, cook many meals, clean the house top to bottom and make the best cup of tea in the world whilst she lay her fat *** on the sofa drinking her cinzano and smoking her JPS whilst reading her books that I had collected every Saturday from the library whilst she was humping one of her many bf's

And to not force any child I had to give more than 50% of their wage as rent money

Oh sorry - the benefits? when I walked out @18 and never looked back (except the 3 chances I gave her) I could fend for myself and start to live my life.

Be good ;)
Be kind :3
but be honest :D
4 Likes #17
philphil61
My mother taught me, by being the nasty POS she was/is, to not have kids to use as slaves - they are supposed to have a childhood.
Yes teach them how to cook and keep the home tidy etc but not to do the stuff a mother should do
And when it comes to giving gifts they belong to the person - they can't be taken back.
@13 I could overlock and use an industrial sewing machine, cook many meals, clean the house top to bottom and make the best cup of tea in the world whilst she lay her fat *** on the sofa drinking her cinzano and smoking her JPS whilst reading her books that I had collected every Saturday from the library whilst she was humping one of her many bf's
And to not force any child I had to give more than 50% of their wage as rent money
Oh sorry - the benefits? when I walked out @18 and never looked back (except the 3 chances I gave her) I could fend for myself and start to live my life.
Be good ;)
Be kind :3
but be honest :D

https://media.giphy.com/media/yCAoGdVUCW5LW/giphy.gif
1 Like #19
Troll, troll and troll.
1 Like #20
ThePasty
philphil61
My mother taught me, by being the nasty POS she was/is, to not have kids to use as slaves - they are supposed to have a childhood.
Yes teach them how to cook and keep the home tidy etc but not to do the stuff a mother should do
And when it comes to giving gifts they belong to the person - they can't be taken back.
@13 I could overlock and use an industrial sewing machine, cook many meals, clean the house top to bottom and make the best cup of tea in the world whilst she lay her fat *** on the sofa drinking her cinzano and smoking her JPS whilst reading her books that I had collected every Saturday from the library whilst she was humping one of her many bf's
And to not force any child I had to give more than 50% of their wage as rent money
Oh sorry - the benefits? when I walked out @18 and never looked back (except the 3 chances I gave her) I could fend for myself and start to live my life.
Be good ;)
Be kind :3
but be honest :D
https://media.giphy.com/media/yCAoGdVUCW5LW/giphy.gif
Thanks
Appreciated

Sadly there will be one HUKD member (at least) who will criticise, like a troll, my comment and fail to see the point of it ;)
1 Like #21
My parents never taught me how to cook, iron, clean the house or anything like how to use a bank account so I was totally unprepared for adult life. Not very helpful.:(
2 Likes #22
We lied about the stork ...
2 Likes #23
Never to stick with anyone who treated me like ****
2 Likes #24
Never trust a woman with thin lips.
1 Like #25
summerof76
“Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.” :3
Crabs?
1 Like #26
Mathaeus
I got told to shush a lot.. :/
MATHAEUS SHUT UP









XXX
1 Like #27
afternoondelight
When I was upset over a boy my dad told me all men are ********.


He was correct
9 Likes #28
summerof76
“Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.” :3
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/89/91/9389911726673680e42575bd2d6877ce.jpg
#29
That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the title?
1 Like #30
don`t pee into the wind!
2 Likes #31
fanpages
When to use apostrophes.
thetreelogger
That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the title?

Did your parents not tell you to read all the comments in a thread before commenting? :)
6 Likes #32
If you haven't got anything nice to say don't say anything at all.
1 Like #33
squiff
My parents taught me not to use apostrophes where there shouldn't be one.

fanpages
When to use apostrophes.

thetreelogger
That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the title?

fanpages
fanpages
When to use apostrophes.
thetreelogger
That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the title?
Did your parents not tell you to read all the comments in a thread before commenting? :)


Comments #10, #15, #30 and #32 above. It looks like a similar oversight was possibly made by other parents. :)
1 Like #34
When it's gone, it's gone.
5 Likes #35
dunno
When it's gone, it's gone.

That's bad news for miles' erection.
3 Likes #36
fanpages
dunno
When it's gone, it's gone.
That's bad news for miles' erection.
X)
#37
Saturn
Comments #10, #15, #30 and #32 above. It looks like a similar oversight was possibly made by other parents. :)

Fortunately, comment #15 was referring to the rules for inclusion and exclusion (rather than just when not to use them), & comment #32 was reinforcing that comment.

Now,... back in your box to find your irony meter for detecting the reason for comment #32 after comments #10 & #15.
2 Likes #38
Bure11
summerof76
“Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.” :3
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/89/91/9389911726673680e42575bd2d6877ce.jpg
They look good enough to eat mmmmmm :3
1 Like #39
Post more deals.
4 Likes #40
Mama said there'll be days like this
there'll be days like this, mama said. by The Shirelles :3

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