A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them
for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:
'Oh My God!!!! They're a***-holes!!'