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What do you call......

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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
a dinosaur with no eyes?
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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1 Like #1
a do-you-think-he-saw-us
#2
Celticsun
a do-you-think-he-saw-us



You ruined my joke
:-(
























:p
#3
Whats his dog called?
#4
King of Thieves
You ruined my joke
:-(



you asked the question...... :roll:




















:p
#5
Bob??
#6
do-you-think-he-saw-us rex
#7
What do you get if you cross a rhino and an elephant?
#8
King of Thieves
What do you get if you cross a rhino and an elephant?


??????
#9
what do you call a dinosaur that eats copious amounts of vindaloo curry???














A MEGASOREARSE
#10
Annie1508
??????


hell if i know (elifino)
:-D


.....why did simba's dad die?
#11
a dnosaur
#12
How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?
#13
Boy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine
#14
Celticsun
How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?


Dunno, how?
#15
King of Thieves
Dunno, how?


U-nique up on it
#16
Celticsun
U-nique up on it


loooooooooooooool!!!! I must be easily amused on a friday :lol:
1 Like #17
nlambert
what do you call a dinosaur that eats copious amounts of vindaloo curry???














A MEGASOREARSE


Lmao :-D

King of Thieves
loooooooooooooool!!!! I must be easily amused on a friday :lol:



Yep me too as these jokes are making me giggle this morning - childish sense of humour is my excuse
1 Like #18
King of Thieves

.....why did simba's dad die?


Forgot to add the punch line lol


.....because he didn't mufasa.

(move faster!)
#19
what do u call a dog with no legs?

doesnt matter what u call him, he's not gonna come
#20
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no private parts?
#21
Annie1508
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no private parts?


no eye deer

still no eye deer

still no *ahem* eye deer :oops:
1 Like #22
Why did the lion get lost?

Cos the junglist massive (wicked wicked)
#23
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?






lick-a-lot-o-pus.............
#24
from a previous post of mine...

ENGLISH > GERMAN Motoring Dictionary

Speedometer = Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
Bonnet = Pullnob und Knucklechopper
Windscreenwiper = Der Flippenflappenmuckenschpredder
Puncture = Die Phlatt mit Bluddyfu**en
Learner = Die Twa**en mit Elplatz
Air Horns = Der Votderhellsdat Klaxonfanfaren
Petrol = Das Kostiljooze fuer Geddinzegreesoffendertrousers
Motor = Club Der Meetinhaus fuer Tallvagenstories
Low Bridge = Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken
Breathalyser = Die Puffintern fuer Pistenarsen
Headlights = Das Dippendontdazzlebastad
Highway Code = Der Wipan fuer Arsen
Foot Brake = Der Edbangenonvindschreen Stoppenquik
Near Accident = Der Fu**en Near Schittenselfen
Cyclist = Die Pedallpushink Pilloken
Traffic Jam = Die Bluddifu**ink Dammundblast
Tyres = Flattfahrts
Fog Warning = Der Puttenlegdown und Fu**it
Gear Lever = Biggensticken fuer Kangaroochoppen
Exhaust = Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
Juggernaut = Der Fu**engrett Trukken
Backfire = Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen
#25
stephen2k5
Why did the lion get lost?

Cos the junglist massive (wicked wicked)


haha best one of all time!
#26
magicbeans
haha best one of all time!


=D
#27
King of Thieves
no eye deer

still no eye deer

still no *ahem* eye deer :oops:


Top marks, glad you put the "ahem", wasn't sure how I was going to phrase that one!!
#28
if it had no eyes wouldnt it be a definately-never- saurus? :p
#29
What do you call a fish with no eye?


A fsh
#30
A man went to his pharmacist to get a double dose of Viagra. The pharmacist told him that he couldn't give him a double dose.

"Why not?" asked the man.

"Because it's not safe," replied the pharmacist.

"But I need it really bad," said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the pharmacist.

The man said, "my girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday. My wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

The pharmacist finally relented saying, "okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.

The pharmacist asked, "what happened to you?"



The man said, "no-one showed up."
#31
extinct

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