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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

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#1
Lucky
banned#2
:lol: twins?
#3
Blondist - not subscribed.
#4
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?


A Thief! :w00t:
#5
ODB_69;4322458
:lol: twins?


:lol:
#6
Harvie:?
#7
twins was funnier, stick to the lying
banned#8
skusey;4322541
twins was funnier, stick to the lying

:?
1 Like #9
ODB_69
:?


:thumbsup:
banned#10
skusey;4322568
:thumbsup:

what are u on about?
#11
aahhh blonde jokes

two blondes wlak into a bar- you'd have though one of them would have saw it.

a dumb blonde smart blinde and santa all go fishing- who catches the most fish

dumb blonde the other 2 dont exist.

did you here about the blonde that missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 twice?

what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you and then stands next to you?

run! the grenades still in her mouth
#12
hes sayin that u made the joke funnier, therefore bg shouldnt continue telling jokes, he should carry on telling lies, as others find that funnier
banned#13
acecatcher3
hes sayin that u made the joke funnier, therefore bg shouldnt continue telling jokes, he should carry on telling lies, as others find that funnier


this.
#14
ODB_69
what are u on about?


acecatcher3
hes sayin that u made the joke funnier, therefore bg shouldnt continue telling jokes, he should carry on telling lies, as others find that funnier


[SIZE="7"]this[/SIZE]
#15
imranmaz
this.


+1
banned#16
BG1 dont tell lies


some people just cant handle the truth
#17
ODB_69
BG1 dont tell lies


some people just cant handle the truth


:w00t:
better than the first joke:w00t:
#18
http://www.thecomedynet.com/images3/envy.jpg
banned#19
ODB_69
BG1 dont tell lies


some people just cant handle the truth


loooooool!

everyone cool?
#20
loooooooooooool STEVE great picture that
#21
imranmaz
loooooool!

everyone cool?


good thanks, you ok?
#22
acecatcher3
loooooooooooool STEVE great picture that


Ad nail them all m8....even the one out in the hall :w00t:
#23
ODB_69
BG1 dont tell lies


some people just cant handle the truth


lol 'greed.
banned 1 Like #24
acecatcher3
hes sayin that u made the joke funnier, therefore bg shouldnt continue telling jokes, he should carry on telling lies, as others find that funnier


[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]THIS[/SIZE][/COLOR].

ODB_69
BG1 dont tell lies


some people just cant handle the truth


You're not blonde are you ODB?
#25
guv
[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]THIS[/SIZE][/COLOR].



You're not blonde are you ODB?


sounds like it:p
another donkey kisser methinks:thumbsup:
#26
StevenA2000_uk
Ad nail them all m8....even the one out in the hall :w00t:


well i dont see all woman as a piece of meat so i cant comment like that.





[SIZE="2"][COLOR="White"]honestly tho id tap em all minus fattyarbuckle[/COLOR][/SIZE]
#27
acecatcher3
well i dont see all woman as a piece of meat so i cant comment like that.]


Neither do i but it always competes for top of the list of thoughts.....

acecatcher3

[SIZE="2"][COLOR="black"]honestly tho id tap em all including the fattyarbuckle[/COLOR][/SIZE]


:w00t: shocking! :w00t:
#28
A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.

Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?" :oops:
#29
nikkib123
Why do men like smart women?

Opposites attract.


Lol :thumbsup:
#30
Blonde girl gets told she is pregnant by a doctor, "Oh my god, is it mine?".

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