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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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Ive narrowed it down to cecil or bert Read More
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
Ive narrowed it down to cecil or bert
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
no idear! :p
#2
dunno
#3
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
#4
still no idea
#5
Butterflies;6198327
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no idear :p
#6
Butterflies
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


dinner
#7
dontdothatagain
Still no idear :p


beat ya lol
#8
Alfonse;6198345
dinner


:lol:
queenlush;6198350
beat ya lol


only by seconds :p
#9
so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?

Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol
#10
ClarityofMind
so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?

Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol


Oi you that where I live and I will be hanging about with a big baseball bat and some mace spray to welcome you off the train ;-)
#11
My little boy likes to take this joke just one step further - Bless him


What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs thats standing in the rain!
#12
My mate just offered to sell me 8 legs of venison for £200 .....














Is that 2 deer? :w00t:
#13
ClarityofMind
so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?

Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol


you are coming to glasgow?
#14
bossyboots
Oi you that where I live and I will be hanging about with a big baseball bat and some mace spray to welcome you off the train ;-)


Oh I feel so much safer now thank you :w00t:;-)
#15
barky
you are coming to glasgow?


you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)

small blonde essex girl alert in glazgee
#16
cuzzy
My mate just offered to sell me 8 legs of venison.....



Is that 2 deer? :w00t:


lol! :-D
#17
ClarityofMind
you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)


looool! this will be the secret meet up with micoo then?
#18
barky
looool! this will be the secret meet up with micoo then?


lmao!!!! never thought of that... omg the rumours'll be starting already!!:thumbsup:
#19
ClarityofMind
you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)

small blonde essex girl alert in glazgee


blonde and from essex?? mmm-you will probably get on the wrong train:whistling:
#20
Butterflies
My little boy likes to take this joke just one step further - Bless him


What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs thats standing in the rain!


go on then i want to know
#21
barky
blonde and from essex?? mmm-you will probably get on the wrong train:whistling:


Just today I was trying to work out why it kept raining in the east.. and glasgow is west.... right? no east? no.........

This is gonna be just like when I thought Carlisle was in Wales somewhere and asked a man if he'd chlorophyll me so I could sleep!! :oops:
#22
queenlush
go on then i want to know


Still No eyed reindeer!

He's only 6 - give him time! :giggle:
#23
ClarityofMind
lmao!!!! never thought of that... omg the rumours'll be starting already!!:thumbsup:


I was wondering - could this be true - OMG - he's a bit young for you isnt' he? Or is he?

Oooh you saucy Moo!
#24
Butterflies
Still No eyed reindeer!

He's only 6 - give him time! :giggle:


i love kids making up jokes, they say really random stuff then laugh.
#25
ClarityofMind
so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?

Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol



or eaten by micoo:whistling:
#26
Butterflies
I was wondering - could this be true - OMG - he's a bit young for you isnt' he? Or is he?

Oooh you saucy Moo!


lol! I am not meeting Micoo :p
#27
barky
or eaten by micoo:whistling:


stop!! lol you have no idea what the rumour mills are like.
#28
queenlush
i love kids making up jokes, they say really random stuff then laugh.


Yes he does this all the time now.

Just the other day we were driving to Wales in the car when he burts into fits of laughter - He thought he was hilarious for about an hour!

When he eventually told us the joke the tumbleweed blew in - It's really hard to pretend to like a terrible joke :giggle:
#29
ClarityofMind
lol! I am not meeting Micoo :p


Yeah you would say that!
#30
I'm gonna send you all a digi postcard from my train to glazgee :p
#31
Butterflies
Yeah you would say that!


Despair.................. ;-)
#32
ClarityofMind
stop!! lol you have no idea what the rumour mills are like.


They are going off at a tangent - I am PM'ing everyone I know on HUKD! :p
#33
ClarityofMind
stop!! lol you have no idea what the rumour mills are like.



this may be worth its own thread
#34
Butterflies
Yes he does this all the time now.

Just the other day we were driving to Wales in the car when he burts into fits of laughter - He thought he was hilarious for about an hour!

When he eventually told us the joke the tumbleweed blew in - It's really hard to pretend to like a terrible joke :giggle:


i know i always used to laugh at my 3 when they were little, i think thats why i have a warped sense of humour now :-D
#35
barky
this may be worth its own thread


DO IT BARKY!

lol
#36
barky
this may be worth its own thread


Please God, Please dont do it to me....

I'll kiss your........

toes lol!!
#37
Butterflies
They are going off at a tangent - I am PM'ing everyone I know on HUKD! :p


Butterflies
DO IT BARKY!

lol


ArrrghhhHHHHHHHHHHH :thumbsup:
#38
ClarityofMind
Please God, Please dont do it to me....

I'll kiss your........

toes lol!!


hey hussy you can't go on a mission without me :p
#39
queenlush
hey hussy you can't go on a mission without me :p


Oh thank God for that. Babe you up to going to find Micoo? lol ;-)
#40
ClarityofMind
so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?

Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol
I take it your going to Glesga Central, If you don't mind the hundreds of Emo/Skater kids that don't actually skate or if its a Friday gangs of wee fat fourteen year olds girls with muffin tops and major love handles dressed like hookers with luminous coloured tutus made out of netting then you'll be fine, You can also check out this online Survival guide if you're worried about the neds [EMAIL="http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/"]http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/[/EMAIL]

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