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What have people got against funny news stories?

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So far two threads about the Dutch Truck Driver crashes while masturbating and carrying on after crashing, and both deleted in under a minute Is there a lot of Dutch people on the site or something? Read More
DarkKnight Avatar
suspended7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
So far two threads about the Dutch Truck Driver crashes while masturbating and carrying on after crashing, and both deleted in under a minute
Is there a lot of Dutch people on the site or something?
DarkKnight Avatar
suspended7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
It's a family forum here. Best to post those posts on a specialist site :whistling:
#2
You must have a strange sense of humour if you find that funny how old are you 12
suspended 1 Like #3
kyalion
It's a family forum here. Best to post those posts on a specialist site :whistling:


About 6 months ago I posted a news story of a teenager drawing a 60 foot willy on the roof of his family's mansion, and that didn't get deleted
Seriously, some people are so up tight, and have no sense of humour

"Ohhh it's a family forum, we can only talk about flowers and nice happy things, la dee daa"
suspended#4
jeany123
You must have a strange sense of humour if you find that funny how old are you 12


Wow, your avatar actually confirms my previous post
banned#5
honestly if you feel the need to discuss masturbation there must be other more appropriate forums, or was there anotherpart of the story you wanted to discuss
#6
DarkKnight
Wow, your avatar actually confirms my previous post


sad
suspended#7
sassie
honestly if you feel the need to discuss masturbation there must be other more appropriate forums, or was there anotherpart of the story you wanted to discuss


It's not a thread solely about masturbation, it's a thread about a funny news story where some guy blocked up an entire highway due to masturbation
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DarkKnight
About 6 months ago I posted a news story of a teenager drawing a 60 foot willy on the roof of his family's mansion, and that didn't get deleted
Seriously, some people are so up tight, and have no sense of humour

"Ohhh it's a family forum, we can only talk about flowers and nice happy things, la dee daa"


yeah i remember that story about the huge willy, that was so funny :lol: have some rep:thumbsup:
banned#9
DarkKnight
It's not a thread solely about masturbation, it's a thread about a funny news story where some guy blocked up an entire highway due to masturbation


had he killed someone would it have been funny, i find it quite strange that anyone would find it funny, so drink driving is funny as long as no one is killed, as is wreckless driving as long as no one is killed etc,etc
suspended#10
TomWilkoLFC
yeah i remember that story about the huge willy, that was so funny :lol: have some rep:thumbsup:


Yay someone who agrees with me and has a sense of humour, have some rep back :thumbsup:
suspended#11
tinkerbell28
Honestly I think it's not really the place BUT I see a point in that if it was pulled because of the masturbation view point, then all sex toys should be pulled too as they are aids for said subject. It is inconsistent.


Exactly, we have had Deals of the Day's being "meals on naked women", Sex Toys, Fleshlights, Condoms etc
That's ok?
#12
Its gone
banned#13
sassie
honestly if you feel the need to discuss masturbation there must be other more appropriate forums, or was there anotherpart of the story you wanted to discuss


do you read threads in misc usually?
there are much worse ones than whats being spoke about here!
#14
lol @ the usual morons trying to shelter from real life, its a NEWS STORY, pretty much all the news is awful and distasteful so what! Its what's going on in the world. Actually the story was not about masturbation its about lorry drivers not paying attention to driving and crashing, the FACT remains that he crashed a lorry not paying attention to the road regardless, it was not DRIVING WITH DUE CARE.

hey this isn't about masturbation but it doesn't make less disturbing news

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8274522.stm

DOES IT???
#15
In a bid to contradict all of the flower power and care bear attacks I also have a sense of humour and would not have been offended by the post.

Isn't it so easy, if you are one of the 'career offended' to find someting shocking in every subject. As suggested, I take it in my stride when I see posts about condoms, sexual aids, crutchless knickers etc on this site.

No doubt the 'care bears' will be voting all our posts cold as a protest.
suspended#16
tinkerbell28
I agree, nothing really offends me :lol: it's so inconsistent on here tho, people are offended by a news story but not by fleshlight deals, and I want a bloke threads, which are much of the same odd is misc :lol:


nikkib123
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!


Exactly +2
banned#17
sassie
had he killed someone would it have been funny, i find it quite strange that anyone would find it funny, so drink driving is funny as long as no one is killed, as is wreckless driving as long as no one is killed etc,etc


It's only funny if you have a sense of perspective.

One suspects you might be inclined to wearing a black armband most days though - chill out:thumbsup:
banned#18
tinkerbell28
I agree, nothing really offends me :lol: it's so inconsistent on here tho, people are offended by a news story but not by fleshlight deals, and I want a bloke threads, which are much of the same odd is misc :lol:


Who was offended by a fleshlight deal?

Could they also be offended by deals for tissues? What about socks, or butter, or the new Hanna Montana dvd/?
banned#19
FilthAndFurry
It's only funny if you have a sense of perspective.

One suspects you might be inclined to wearing a black armband most days though - chill out:thumbsup:


best you can do, your slacking :roll:
banned#20
sassie
best you can do, your slacking :roll:


My slacking what?:?
#21
Carley
a family forum which has direct links to bitterwallet!

oh the irony.


This whole thread is irony :roll:
#22
Hang on. You're trying to say that a story about masturbation was pulled off this forum?
#23
Evil_monkey
Hang on. You're trying to say that a story about masturbation was pulled off this forum?


lol:roll:
#24
heyDK i was replying to that and it was pulled. i think thats really bizzare..i was saying last weekend that there are too many crude posts on misc during the day...but pplz was saying well at end of day its up to parents to monitor what their kids view etc..so i thought fair play.....and ur story really isnt as bad as some of the stuff thats on here!

was a funny story.... i just dunno how that guy managed to keep pleasuring umself from time of crash till police came...is it a long job??!

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