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What Is The Maddest Thing You Have Ever Done?

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8y, 6d agoPosted 8 years, 6 days ago
So what is it?
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8y, 6d agoPosted 8 years, 6 days ago
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#1
Being sectioned under the mental health act
#2
mbgringo
Being sectioned under the mental health act


Nice one.
#3
Attempted Murder!!!
#4
starsparkle2311
joining HUKD, discovering misc, reading it, and still posting in it. Serious bad habit


LOL. True, true.
#5
Naeem786
Attempted Murder!!!


:w00t:

What stopped you from succeeding?
#6
Slept with someone who had a widgey shaped like a banana!!! VERY strange indeed!!
#7
The JFK;3651699
:w00t:

What stopped you from succeeding?


I fought back:whistling:
#8
Lulu'sMammy;3651721
Slept with someone who had a widgey shaped like a banana!!! VERY strange indeed!!


You promised not to tell anyone:whistling:
#9
harlzter
I fought back:whistling:

where you been?
#10
Lulu'sMammy;3651731
where you been?



In prison





Nah just busy with diy projects and decorating
#11
The JFK
:w00t:

What stopped you from succeeding?


EH who do you think? Thats my past!! I was in paper!!
#12
harlzter
In prison





Nah just busy with diy projects and decorating

Again!! loooooool, missed ya x
#13
I once ate an After Eight mint at quarter past seven! :whistling:
#14
mbgringo
Being sectioned under the mental health act


starsparkle2311
joining HUKD, discovering misc, reading it, and still posting in it. Serious bad habit


The JFK
Nice one.


Naeem786
Attempted Murder!!!


The JFK
LOL. True, true.


The JFK
:w00t:

What stopped you from succeeding?


Lulu'sMammy
Slept with someone who had a widgey shaped like a banana!!! VERY strange indeed!!


harlzter
I fought back:whistling:


harlzter
You promised not to tell anyone:whistling:


Lulu'sMammy
where you been?


harlzter
In prison





Nah just busy with diy projects and decorating


Naeem786
EH who do you think? Thats my past!! I was in paper!!


Lulu'sMammy
Again!! loooooool, missed ya x


cannyscot
I once ate an After Eight mint at quarter past seven! :whistling:



http://www.oldsoftware.com/images/mad.jpg
#15
Carley
Tried to catch the bow after shooting it straight up into the air.

Sprayed my hands with aerosol then lit it just before someone opened the door whilst trick or treating.


:w00t::w00t:
#16
Purchased the 'Supermarket' from Woolworths last week using 20% off voucher code and getting as far as receiving an e-mail from them saying that it had been despatched.
#17
Got involved with men!! :roll:
#18
when I was 15 I got bladdered in my local town

caught the last train home - it was one of those old commuter units with latch doors

just before my station is a viaduct about 200ft high over a river.

As i was feeling in a rather euphoric mood I opened the door as the train sped
onto the viaduct - stood on the little sill of the door and held onto the old slide down window and swung 180 degrees out so i ended up looking from the outside back inside if you know what i mean !

I was looking down the outside of the carriage and the guard was hanging out of the guardsvan
screaming at me - then as he came charging thro the carriage the train reached the station
and I bailed at about 20mph ( always run like hell as you land or you will eat platform !)

anyway it was quite a rush looking at the drop off the viaduct.

Thinking back I always fancied being a stuntman.

oh yeah slid down a mountain on an old slippery fridge door jumped a big rock at the bottom straight into the corner of brick wall
belonging to my old school - ouch.
#19
Got out of the car at woburn safari park to get a better photo of the lions. Not the best idea as i got a major ... well telling off :-D
#20
Lulu'sMammy
Slept with someone who had a widgey shaped like a banana!!! VERY strange indeed!!


did it reach parts other widgeys cant reach
#21
Lulu'sMammy
Slept with someone who had a widgey shaped like a banana!!! VERY strange indeed!!


Hey mine's like that... hits the spot the ex said! :-D (If we're thinking of the same type of "widgey")
#22
probably not the maddest thing ive done but something i still find funny a few years later is

chucking a raw sausage at someones window
#23
Wouldn't call it mad... more of a moment without clarity...

Drop kicked a big swinging sign near Tesco whilst extremely intoxicated. Obviously, not thinking about it as I kicked the bottom, the top came down and hit me on the head, knocking me to the ground and having the whole sign fall on me for good measure.

Good job camera phones weren't around at the time.
#24
darren9030
Got out of the car at woburn safari park to get a better photo of the lions. Not the best idea as i got a major ... well telling off :-D


Whoa ! :w00t:
#25
quackstar84
Hey mine's like that... hits the spot the ex said! :-D (If we're thinking of the same type of "widgey")


Prob didnt hit the spot if shes your ex now? hehe! :-D
#26
Wandered off a film set for a cig in Israel, whilst dressed as a terrorist. (not my brightest moment)
Jeep with soldiers in screeched to a halt with machine guns aimed directly at me and mate.
Took some explaining did that one ;-)
The week after was much better, as I was cast as "man talking to prositute"
#27
Something so mad and embarrassing that I daren't tell. But I will say that it involved a forklift truck and that there were no camels involved. Not even one. Oh yes, and I should also say that the banana story from Lulu'sMammy did not in any way spark this memory. Not in any way at all. :)
#28
ifyoudontask?
Prob didnt hit the spot if shes your ex now? hehe! :-D


Self pwned :w00t: lol good come back :p

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