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what makes 100%

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit
and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
rofl !!! Good one mate :p
#2
lol that is really good :thumbsup:
#3
lol very good :)
#4
Lol how very true
#5
Still i would rather be true to my self than A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
#6
No wonder my hard work gets me nowhere!

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