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While I'm up late and wanting some distraction, I was wondering if any of you lot have got any funny or rather embarassing tales to tell about you or someone you know. Anything remotely amusing will …
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
While I'm up late and wanting some distraction, I was wondering if any of you lot have got any funny or rather embarassing tales to tell about you or someone you know.
Anything remotely amusing will do.
Who's first?
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
Umm. I cant remember off the top of my head but i've been embarressed here on Hotukdeals. I posted a deal that had already been posted and i got a cold rating lol!
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I got stuck in some rotating doors once, these doors happened to lead to a very busy busy pub. I panicked, the door wouldn't revolve one way or the other and I ended up shouting for help, no one came to my rescue not even my drunken friends. The whole pub went silent and watched as i struggled to free myself.... oh the shame!!!!
banned 1 Like #3
At primary school first PE lesson everyone started getting changed, I took all my clothes off only to realise everyone had kept their underwear on:oops:
#4
My boob fell out whilst doing the can can at a wedding.....I was only 15 and my parents kindly caught the incident on camera and still have the evidence to this day!:oops:
#5
Lol :)
banned#6
muckypup
My boob fell out whilst doing the can can at a wedding.....I was only 15 and my parents kindly caught the incident on camera and still have the evidence to this day!:oops:


legally speaking shouldn't they have recorded over it by now :?

Sheriff Waffles
I got stuck in some rotating doors once, these doors happened to lead to a very busy busy pub. I panicked, the door wouldn't revolve one way or the other and I ended up shouting for help, no one came to my rescue not even my drunken friends. The whole pub went silent and watched as i struggled to free myself.... oh the shame!!!!


You go to some posh pubs?
#7
lumoruk
legally speaking shouldn't they have recorded over it by now :?

Camera as in film camera.....remember those?;-)

Photographic evidence I should have stated.
#8
muckypup
My boob fell out whilst doing the can can at a wedding.....I was only 15 and my parents kindly caught the incident on camera and still have the evidence to this day!:oops:


Wipe that evidence out lol!
#9
Sheriff Waffles
I got stuck in some rotating doors once, these doors happened to lead to a very busy busy pub. I panicked, the door wouldn't revolve one way or the other and I ended up shouting for help, no one came to my rescue not even my drunken friends. The whole pub went silent and watched as i struggled to free myself.... oh the shame!!!!


LOL!!!! hahaaha. Screaming for help lol....
#10
badmanmeow
Wipe that evidence out lol!

I'm more embarrassed by the big 80's hairdo I had at the time!
#11
http://www.mistabone.com/fans/janine/jan1hair.jpg
LOL
#12
My best friend at high school used to have this unbelievable knack of making me giggle during assemblies. It happened many times, and I was often taken out of assembly to avoid distracting others. I was in assembly one day happily listening to the headmaster going on about presentations when I got a sudden fit of uncontrollable laughter. Try as I might I couldn't stifle my giggles, by this time I was starting to attract attention from the pupils in the year above behind me. My friend decided to egg me on, to which I burst out into a wave of laughter, sadly I did a big fart at the same time and the whole assembly heard me. It was a toughie walking out of that assembly I can tell you!
#13
My first day at High school was icy and my school, unfortunately was on top of a very steep hill. I think you can imagine what happened here; I fell on the hill and slid all the way to the bottom with everyone watching over me. Gladly a S6 helped me up but I just wanted to curl into a ball and fall into oblivion
#14
Or the numerous colours my hair has been - every colour but black!
Best one was when I Dyed my hair white, then got some temporary hippy style dye to put lilac steaks in. It turned out badly - like a bird had done a huge lilac dump on my head, had to walk round for a whole week like that till it faded!
Hope no-ones got the photos!!!
#15
Got carried away in work, singing (and dancing) to a song i hate, akey breaky heart!
Turned around to see 3 guys staring at me :oops:
#16
owlass
Got carried away in work, singing (and dancing) to a song i hate, akey breaky heart!
Turned around to see 3 guys staring at me :oops:


LOL --- that's sooo not gay. Honest.
Did you know all the words ... think that would be even more embarassing!!:-D
#17
lumoruk
legally speaking shouldn't they have recorded over it by now :?



You go to some posh pubs?

Nah, it was more like a traditional pub, old people through the week and then all the young ones went in at the weekends for karaoke and stuff!!;-)

badmanmeow
http://www.mistabone.com/fans/janine/jan1hair.jpg
LOL


BIG HAIR IS COMING BACK GIRLS (AND GUYS TOO!):w00t:
#18
No i didn't know all the words, just that line. :p

The fact i was in a boiler suit with tool in hand didn't help! :roll:
#19
owlass
No i didn't know all the words, just that line. :p

The fact i was in a boiler suit with tool in hand didn't help! :roll:


HAHA. Very camp!:-D
#20
haha miss farty pants :p
#21
The most recent was in Comet. I tipped a gas cooker forward to find out what connections were on the back, the doors (two ovens) opened and the contents fell to the floor with a series of crashes. I has sales staff running from various directions.
#22
While on holiday in Spain, I got really bad food poisoning the night before we were due to fly back. Travelled back feeling horrendous the whole time. Ran into trouble when landing due to 'fasten seatbelts. As we were getting off had a bit of a problem. Just wish I had worn jeans instead of shorts and several pair of pants.
#23
went for a drive up north so got out the car to have a walk about in luss(a small scenic village in scotland) i was holding my sons hand as we walked as it was very busy and after looking to check no one was near i let go of some wind,my 3yr ol;d son deceided to tell his dad who was 100yards ahead and at the top of his voice shouted 4or5 times (dad mum farted)loads of tourists all looked at me and laughed
#24
there is prob loads but the one i can remember at the mo is when i was younger
the door bell rang whilst i was busy tidying upstairs so i went to the window,
there was a young couple there and said they were just wanted to know my thoughts of the way the world is now with pedophiles etc so i ranted on and then i said hang on i'll come down now i just thought u may be jehovas witnesses
she said actually we are were not that bad are we??
felt so embarassed
#25
how about zipping up immediately after peeing! yowch.

or not zipping after (realising why is it so cold, i blame the hooks/buttons)
#26
I fell off a running machine (got catapulted actually) at a posh hotel in a packed gym whilst perving over some lycra clad hottie on the machine next to me :oops:
Although she did come over and ask if I was ok while I lay in a crumpled sweaty heap at the back of the machine :thumbsup:
#27
nacider
My first day at High school was icy and my school, unfortunately was on top of a very steep hill. I think you can imagine what happened here; I fell on the hill and slid all the way to the bottom with everyone watching over me. Gladly a S6 helped me up but I just wanted to curl into a ball and fall into oblivion


u must live up in the highlands or something if it was icy
#28
well, mines has to be when me and my ex were acting out some bedroom antics, when i moved suddenly and farted very loudly. i hadnt even felt like i needed it - it just happened and was VERY loud. needless to say, we both got our clothes on sharpish, with me extremely red faced not helped by the fact she was pissing herself laughing at me.

or another time, at school, when me and my mate (we were all a bunch of daft arses that didnt care too much) were doing the las ketchup dance, only to turn round and a whole crowd of older pupils were giving us pelters. tried to act as if i was he-man, it didnt happen, sadly.
#29
When i was about 16 we went on a trip to london for a history lecture and we were in this theatre/hall and the slightest bit of noise from the audience seemed to reverberate around the whole place. Well... a teacher from another school was sitting right in front of me and i know its childish but im pretty sure she let out a sneaky fart, both me and my friend went histerical, couldnt stop laughing, everyone was looking at us... the embaressing bit... The lady on stage was talking about the horrors of the Holocaust.:whistling:
#30
When I was 16 I got invited toa really cool party in a milk warehouse (dont ask)
The booze was free and plentiful and I got shall we say, hammered. lol When we all left at end of night I opened the door to far and fell into the spill drain around the outside of the building, spliting my white skirt right up the front. To make matters worse I was staying over someones house as I couldn't get home and had to go home like that the next morning. Ouch 8(
#31
When I was in the school nativity as a kid I was made one of the background sheperds.

The costume consisted a towel on the head with two sheets tied at the shoulders and only underpants underneath. When it came time to put on my costume they could only find one small sheet for the front so I had to go onstage with my Y-front clad **** hanging out.

I swear the teachers were giggling.
#32
Was that the only time you had a sense the teachers didnt like you???;-)
#33
mrs moon 53
Was that the only time you had a sense the teachers didnt like you???;-)


The following year I was a lead in a junior school musical called 'evacuees'.

Picture it:

Me and my 'sister' have just had a heart to heart as we get ready to sleep. The house lights go down as mournful music plays out of a cheap stereo manned by a teacher. I lay back to simulate sleep when........[I]CRASH.........the camping bed collapses folding me up into it with my legs sticking upright.[/I]

God, I wish I was making this up. :roll:
#34
Ungreat
The following year I was a lead in a junior school musical called 'evacuees'.

Picture it:

Me and my 'sister' have just had a heart to heart as we get ready to sleep. The house lights go down as mournful music plays out of a cheap stereo manned by a teacher. I lay back to simulate sleep when........[I]CRASH.........the camping bed collapses folding me up into it with my legs sticking upright.[/I]

God, I wish I was making this up. :roll:


ROFL!!!!!!!!! You should write your won play my friend. ;-)
#35
A couple of years ago at work, a rather big member of staff (who wore extreeemly tight clothes) bent over to pick something up and her trousers split at the bottom - she asked me if we had a sewing kit and went off to a private room to take off her trousers and sew them up. I found this absolutely hilarious :w00t: So that all the others could share the fun, I went to the other members of staff and told them what had happened - just as I reached the punch line, I farted loudly! I never fart in public! It was like that was my come uppance(?) for telling of someone else's misfortune. Everyone also laughed at me for ages!:oops::oops:
#36
Reminds me of when I was at college, and I was having a really boring banking lesson. Our teacher was exceptionally overweight and other students did take the mickey and laughed behind her back.
Anyway the end of the lesson was nearly up ... our teacher was seated comfortably in her cushioned chair with arm rests as we were all itching to go. She then attempted to get up and give out homework ... unfortunately the chair got up with her and she had a fight with the chair to try and break free, the struggle seemed to go on forever.
We all ended up in hysterics ... poor teacher!!!:-D
#37
Sheriff Waffles
Reminds me of when I was at college, and I was having a really boring banking lesson. Our teacher was exceptionally overweight and other students did take the mickey and laughed behind her back.
Anyway the end of the lesson was nearly up ... our teacher was seated comfortably in her cushioned chair with arm rests as we were all itching to go. She then attempted to get up and give out homework ... unfortunately the chair got up with her and she had a fight with the chair to try and break free, the struggle seemed to go on forever.
We all ended up in hysterics ... poor teacher!!!:-D


:giggle::giggle::shock::oops:
#38
When I was 18 I went on a second date in my local pub, I never used a wallet, so I pulled out a folded note from my pocket to buy a drink, and was holding it up to get the landlords attention, he got the drinks and dead pan says to me 'that won't cover it shaky' (my old nick name).....it was a condom not a folded fiver:oops:....jeez the ribbing (pun intended) I got for that.....luckily there was a third date, which ended much more satisfactorily.:whistling:
#39
teacher was teaching in class (as they do) and she was chewing on a lozenges. Whilst she was talking it flew out of her mouth and missed the student in front row. Woke everyone up!
#40
When I was at school I used to go to my granda's house for my dinner. On this particular day he was off visiting some relatives and it was my job to go round his old council house and make sure no kids had tried to nick anything.

Everything was fine as I sat and ate my cheese sandwich watching Home and Away, wearing a coat because of the heating was off and it was frosty outside. Almost time to go back to school I shot upstairs to use the toilet (one of those old ones with the cistern mounted high on the wall).

Having finished and thinking of the end of the day I pulled the chain and got a shock as the pipework began to spray me and all the bathroom with chilled cistern water (frost had cracked something). I had to stumble into school mumbling about 'exploding toilets' making me late, but noone would believe me.

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