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What's the most embarrassing or most stupid thing you've ever done?

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We've all had our moments and we can all just get a blank or just speak without thinking but what's the most embarrassing thing you've said or done throughout your life? Please note....drunk moment… Read More
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
We've all had our moments and we can all just get a blank or just speak without thinking but what's the most embarrassing thing you've said or done throughout your life?

Please note....drunk moments aren't essential but is prefered. lol
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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#1
not tellin so ner
#2
What, just one? :oops:
#3
raptorcigs
not tellin so ner


Don't be a spoil sport......either that or you're going to lead me to believe you're boring. :p
#4
You can go 1st then RFM:roll:
#5
Trickyjabs
What, just one? :oops:


Feel free to go into storymode and tell us all your funniest moments but you can pick your fave if you want.

Now, it's a bit obvious you've experienced many of these moments, so I'm all ears. :-D
#6
harlzter
You can go 1st then RFM:roll:


Ok, to get the ball rolling, I'm gonna tell you something but there's plenty more and a lot worse moments. :giggle:

Several years ago, I went out with my friend and a couple girls and after drinking till I could barely walk, I had to ask one of the girls to help me....well, I didn't want a guy helping me out with that :giggle:

They walked me up to a patch of grass (there was no public toilets around) and she said I could do the rest....so I walked up to a wall, unbuttoned my jeans and pointed in the direction of some tattered rags, as I felt like trying out some target practice. lol

Just as I was about to let loose, the rags suddenly sprung up and I heard a homeless guy suddenly say "you were about to P on me, weren't you?" and I quickly aimed to the right and said "nooooo" in a really embarrassing voice. :lol:

I swear if he didn't spring to life at that very moment, he would of been covered in about 15 pints worth of filtered beer. lol

Now it's someone elses turn and if there's some good ones out there, then I'll give you some more comical moments. lol
#7
postman came early and got me out of bed
was just signing for the package when I felt a cold breeze
only to look down a see I was doing a elephant impression
#8
djnaff
postman came early and got me out of bed
was just signing for the package when I felt a cold breeze
only to look down a see I was doing a elephant impression


Please tell me the postman was female and did you use your own pen. lol
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A few years ago, I was busying myself in the loo with my morning constitutionals when I heard a screech of car tyres outside the house. Knowing my boys were playing out on the front I ran into my 15 year old sons bedroom to look out his window with my knickers round my ankles wearing nothing but my bra......as I crashed thro the door I tripped and fell on all fours.....looking up I was greeted by my horrified son happily playing on his PS2....................with his mate sat at the side of him! :oops:
Needless to say he was sworn to secrecy and we never discussed the incident since.
#10
Talking of postmen.... Whenever I used to see him walking up my path I used to burst into song... "oh yes wait a minute Mr Postmannnnnn"
One day I was leaving the house as he arrived and he said "oooh is it you that always sings to me??"

arghhhhhhhhh.... I just said, ohhh no, that's my mad mum....


lmao
#11
bitseylango
A few years ago, I was busying myself in the loo with my morning constitutionals when I heard a screech of car tyres outside the house. Knowing my boys were playing out on the front I ran into my 15 year old sons bedroom to look out his window with my knickers round my ankles wearing nothing but my bra......as I crashed thro the door I tripped and fell on all fours.....looking up I was greeted by my horrified son happily playing on his PS2....................with his mate sat at the side of him! :oops:
Needless to say he was sworn to secrecy and we never discussed the incident since.


hahahahaha......just be glad no one was coming up behind you. :giggle:

If people keep posting more stories like this, I'll be forced to divulge some more of my stories.....and I just remembered a really really really bad one. :oops:
#12
bitseylango
A few years ago, I was busying myself in the loo with my morning constitutionals when I heard a screech of car tyres outside the house. Knowing my boys were playing out on the front I ran into my 15 year old sons bedroom to look out his window with my knickers round my ankles wearing nothing but my bra......as I crashed thro the door I tripped and fell on all fours.....looking up I was greeted by my horrified son happily playing on his PS2....................with his mate sat at the side of him! :oops:
Needless to say he was sworn to secrecy and we never discussed the incident since.


the part I put in bold sounds like the start of one of those stories someone tells the nurse at the hospital to try and explain a foreign object stuck where the sun don't shine... (and I don't mean Scotland)

lol
#13
ChipSticks
the part I put in bold sounds like the start of one of those stories someone tells the nurse at the hospital to try and explain a foreign object stuck where the sun don't shine... (and I don't mean Scotland)

lol


Thank go I didnt land on anything then!!!!! lol!
#14
at a burger king i was being served and being a pig i was pinching the chips as the woman was putting together my order on the tray, the bloke next to me was giving me right evils....turned out it was his order, he was served before me but had to wait for something to be cooked :oops:
#15
bitseylango
Thank go I didnt land on anything then!!!!! lol!


lol, that's how those stories finish!!
#16
My daughter has a voice recording of me from a couple of weeks ago.. slaughtered I was... in the bathroom, singing I'm coming out by Diana Ross blended in with me chanting "I'm brushing my teethhhhhhh"

It cracks me up to listen to!!!
#17
loupomm
at a burger king i was being served and being a pig i was pinching the chips as the woman was putting together my order on the tray, the bloke next to me was giving me right evils....turned out it was his order, he was served before me but had to wait for something to be cooked :oops:


Be honest here.......did you steal his burger that he's been waiting for all along? :giggle:
#18
Me? see thread above this one.
#19
also fell down the stairs at a night club, but also pulled the first person i could reach down with me....a total stranger...poor man ended up on top of me! - in fact theres lots of drunken stories....i need to go to rehab!
#20
OMG ive got loads

off the top of my head i can remember getting my boobs out quite a lot when i used to go out with the girlies every saturday nite lol, it's ok though i got great boobs lol
#21
ok then, when i could walk i had a bout of sleepwalking(usualy caused by a new bed or a new home) i was in my new flat and suddenly awoke infront of the local pub NAKED in 6 inches of snow,i was about 500 yards from home i legged it as fast as i could when i got to my door the bloody thing was locked,spying a cobbel stone in the garden i started to bang the hell out of the door lock then a light came on in the door to the other flat next door so i bang faster and just managed to get in before the old woman saw my ****,
next morning everyone in the street were laughing,the landlords daughter saw me.
#22
I fell asleep on the sofa cuddling up with my girlfriends son and since I seem to snore while I'm asleep on the sofa, he had a rude awakening as soon as I started and I could picture him being sh!t scared. :giggle:

My MEAN gf decided to then film me snoring to prove that I do snore on the sofa :oops:
#23
ilovepink;4623140
OMG ive got loads

off the top of my head i can remember getting my boobs out quite a lot when i used to go out with the girlies every saturday nite lol, it's ok though i got great boobs lol

This statement desperately needs photographic proof.
#24
My brothers friend was completely drunk when they all went out on the **** and while my brother was chatting up a policewoman for the sake of it (even though he didn't like her) he noticed with the corner of his eye that his friend was standing there drinking his pint in peace.

His friend suddenly took a sidestep and as he was trying to keep his balance, he brought his trailing leg to join his leg that uncontrollably drifted to the side but then he took another sidestep and looked like he was attempting to do a crabwalk....and as he brought his feet together once again, he ended up doing a flying headbutt on a closed stores shutters just outside the bar. :giggle:

He just picked himself up and pretended nothing happened while everyone, including the policewoman was laughing at him. lol
#25
I remember once using stupidest as the superlative form of stupid rather than most stupid. But luckily I'm less stupider than that these days :-D
#26
Liddle ol' me
I remember once using stupidest as the superlative form of stupid rather than most stupid. But luckily I'm less stupider than that these days :-D


Point taken. :oops:
#27
harlzter
This statement desperately needs photographic proof.


lol, knew someone would say that!


theres more

one time at band camp (joke)

whilst in cyprus we were walking home from the harbour and as i was being nosey looking around i never looked where i was going, as i turned to look in front of myself i smacked my face right into a parking meter right in front of an open front resturant quickly followed by roars of laughter from not just me mates but everyone eating their dinner too. It bloody hurt too!!!
#28
at the beach years ago, i was walking along the beach wall (high one) a car full of men tooted, i looked round to get a good look and fell off the wall, was worth it tho as they stopped to check i was ok pmsl
#29
realfriendlyman
Point taken. :oops:


Just a razz - you didn't need to change it! ( and sorry I'm not willing to share. If I told you the most stupid thing I've ever done, you wouldn't believe it - and I would probably be locked up ;-) )
#30
Got my foreskin caught in zip when I was 10 yrs old or maybe 11
#31
Liddle ol' me
Just a razz - you didn't need to change it! ( and sorry I'm not willing to share. If I told you the most stupid thing I've ever done, you wouldn't believe it - and I would probably be locked up ;-) )


It's ok.....add that to my list of most embarrassing and stupid things list. :giggle:

Now you have to tell us some of your most stupid things....otherwise we'll lock you up anyway. ;-)
#32
few years ago was walking with a friend(female-i liked her) in town in the middel of the afternoon when i decided to jump up on to a huge,brick flower-pot thing with flowers and a tree in it.i tripped on the edge and face-planted in the dirt quite heavily-hurt so bad but i hada get up and walk away from all the people who where laughing....bad times.
good news is i started going out with her a few weeks later.
bad news is we never forgot that face plant.
#33
me and mi mates just out of collage tooted the horn at a couple of ladies and i said "would you like to see some puppys" and one of the ladies said "im looking at 4 now" :(
#34
tinkerbell28
I think the worst incident was 10 years ago now when I was 18 just. I had been out the night before and was still drunk in the morning, you know how it is when you are young. My dad ran a pub and I lived with him.
Well I was home alone so to speak an the alarm was triggered which was connected to the local police. Well it was about 8 in the morning and I was so out of it I did not hear it go off. I then woke up and still not with it, vaguely hearing the alarm, looked out the window.
The pub backed out onto a garden/sea so not a main road or anything. Still in my druken stupor I did not click I had no clothes on, so stood up at the window and opened it until I was faced with a wall of police asking if I was ok, and smiling a lot:oops: So got straight back under the duvet, by which time the chef had climbed upto the roof outside the bedroom and hopped in and landed on my bed.
Took ages for people to forget that.................


Was your body really that nice? :giggle:
#35
Here's a couple more to keep everyone entertained but the BIG embarrassments will only be unleashed after I hear some more to make me wanna share with everyone. ;-)

There was 4 of us sitting in the car and my friend was driving, we noticed a girl was walking on the pavement and kept looking over with the biggest smiles you'll ever see.
At this point, we decided to drive up to her and was driving alongside her while she couldn't stop smiling and then my friend turned around and said "very nice!!! how much?" in his best Borat impression (the film had only just been released at the cinemas at this point).

The girl was so furious, she stuck her middle finger up and turned the corner at the speed of lightning. lol
My friend is obviously very mean. :p
#36
I was once sleeping with a girl and as I was fast asleep....I was trying to pull the covers as she was obviously hogging them and found it entertaining to watch me struggle.

Little tugs didn't seem to do the job, so I ended up pulling as hard as possible while remaining unconcious, at which point, I ended up falling out of bed and landing on all fours with a facial expression so funny, my gf at the time almost wet herself from laughter. :giggle:

You have to admit that I have some quick cat-like reactions. :lol:
#37
tinkerbell28
Lol, yeah it's not/was not bad lol. H e thought I had been attacked or something, I was so out of it :oops:


Is that the excuse he used? :lol:

jellybaby22
I forgot I was asleep with no clothes on.....postman knocked at the door...I ran downstairs..signed for the delivery...spoke to him about the neighbours for a minute...then closed the door....only then did I realise I was naked......I still get emabarrassed when I see the postie......:oops:


Doesn't sound like he found it embarrassing at all......did he at least attempt to abolish the myth that men don't know how to make eye contact with women? :giggle:
#38
jellybaby22
funny I did think it was slightly strange he seemed to keep me talking for a while......and he definatley wasnt making ey contact...he still doenst.....he winks at me.....and gets a look like he may be reliving memories....lol


Maybe he thinks you were trying it on him because there would be no other reason to answer the door naked other than if you were desperate to sleep with him but it was obviously bad timing because he was working. :giggle:

tinkerbell28
Yeah:whistling:


Did he make any further excuses to take a step further? :lol:

jellybaby22
:p worse thing ever.......haha


Why, is your body that bad? :whistling:
#39
jellybaby22
trying it on with him...he is about 60 !!!!! and no my body is not that bad cheeky........but his reaction to me every time he sees me is...:lol:


Wow......when you go for the more "mature" gentle, you really don't hold back, do you? :giggle:
Did he have a saggy bum as he gets out of bed? lol

tinkerbell28
No he then ran downstairs to the bar then let the police in who came charging upstairs to see if I was ok, all whilst I was stood there totally naked:oops: To make it worse I got dressed as they stayed for coffee "to fill out a report" It was awful.


Dayum....you really do fall for every excuse....don't you? lol
#40
I was once walking through a park on a busy Sunday afternoon, there's a path that winds through with a steepish incline on one side with a path at the top of it...was walking along the top path when my friend and I decided to head down to the bottom path, but it was steeper than it looked and I lost my footing and rolled from about half way.. lol... that was bad, but the worse part was sitting there trying to laugh it off and spotting a guy walking over to me, thinking in my head, yay he's gonna rescue me... but him actually saying "I'll give you a 5.9 for technical merit..." then walking off laughing with his mates!!

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