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What's your best excuse for not going somewhere

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What little white lie have you used to get out of going somewhere, like work or a wedding, anywhere actually. People can see thru me so I can't lie :giggle:
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9y, 6m agoPosted 9 years, 6 months ago
What little white lie have you used to get out of going somewhere, like work or a wedding, anywhere actually.

People can see thru me so I can't lie :giggle:
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9y, 6m agoPosted 9 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Lol Crazy ive made so many excuses not to go somewhere! Ive lost track! I wish i could just be honest and refuse the invitation but i dont like offending friends. Therefore i normally use the " i couldnt get a babysitter" excuse!
#2
Yeah the babysitter one orks for me
Twice over infact cos I can use it for My mum as well :giggle:
#3
HHEHEH jenny i used it recently only to be told " dont worry bring the kids"
Hmmm typical! lol so looks like i AM going AND taking the kids! LOL
#4
I said once that one of the kids was sick and then next thing my daughter says in a loud voice, I'm better now :w00t:

[SIZE=2]Cover blown, bloody children, they know too much :giggle: :giggle: [/SIZE]
#5
pcnutta
HHEHEH jenny i used it recently only to be told " dont worry bring the kids"
Hmmm typical! lol so looks like i AM going AND taking the kids! LOL


I get out of it cos people who are happy to have the kids along generally don't want another adult and vice versa so pretty much a cast iron excuse for me :-D
#6
Babysitter excuse is all well and good, but now mine are 21 and 15 it really doesn't wash any longer!!!:giggle:
#7
LOL suze!! My daughter is getting old enough to babysit and a few times people have said cant she babysit! so i say she gets nervous on her own! LOL
Wish i could just refuse invitations instead of making up an array of white lies! LOL
#8
I said i was constipated and couldnt walk............... only to hot foot it over the road to a better BBQ!
#9
Why i'm late for school: I missed the bus, then two busses came at once, and I got the second one.

Always got detention every time I used it:\, really not sure why.
#10
I said I had already made plans and just went elsewhere anyway.......
banned#11
I never get invited anywhere so no excuse needed :oops:
banned#12
t0mm
Why i'm late for school: I missed the bus, then two busses came at once, and I got the second one.

Always got detention every time I used it:\, really not sure why.

yeah i always blamed public transport, i used to say the train was delayed, but my cover was blown when a person in my class who gets the same train wasnt late :-(
#13
You really cant beat a good dose of diarrhea, works a treat everytime.
#14
sassie
I never get invited anywhere so no excuse needed :oops:


Same here, but didnt want to be the first to say it :P
#15
Tell em you have an appointment elsewhere - normally works for me - and I'm not that great at fibbing. If they ask - tell em it's "personal" :giggle:
#16
Being a migraine sufferer has only 1 advantage and about 10 billion down sides, the advantage being it's a ready made excuse for getting out of something lol
#17
Starlet
Being a migraine sufferer has only 1 advantage and about 10 billion down sides, the advantage being it's a ready made excuse for getting out of something lol



Yup :thumbsup: But do you find that only people who suffer actually believe you? I know I do.
#18
Becksdawe
Yup :thumbsup: But do you find that only people who suffer actually believe you? I know I do.


I think when you tell non sufferers, they imagine a really bad headache and go 'aww' - but don't really understand what an actual migraine is like.
#19
sassie
I never get invited anywhere so no excuse needed :oops:


Me too. :giggle:
#20
i have no one to babysit my pc, it gets lonely without me
#21
ok this is bad, but to get out of going to work and having to go into quit i phoned them up and told them i had fallen down the stairs and broken my pelvis.. hmmm
#22
duckmagicuk2
Me too. :giggle:

and me.:w00t:
#23
tell em it's competition day on HUKD and you can't possible leave your computer :thumbsup:
#24
best excuse my pet goldfish died, i went out last night and am still hungover, i dont like ur girlfriend/boyfriend, i have work, i cant leave my dog at home alone, im on a promise.
#25
apduk
You really cant beat a good dose of diarrhea, works a treat everytime.



And what exactally is a "good" dose of diarrhea??!! :giggle:
#26
Starlet
I think when you tell non sufferers, they imagine a really bad headache and go 'aww' - but don't really understand what an actual migraine is like.

I reckon thats exactly it they expect you to be able to take a couple of paracetamol and for it to go away :roll:
banned#27
jennybubbles
I reckon thats exactly it they expect you to be able to take a couple of paracetamol and for it to go away :roll:


Spot on!
#28
My friends know when I'm lying, so its usually cba. Though with gf its usually ill family. Not like I ever say that :o
banned#29
How about....
I've just had my bank account/ebay hacked and really need to sort it! ;)
#30
Say you ran out of sturff and gotta go to the doctor
#31
fingcomputer01 - May 09, 2012 21:24
Say you ran out of sturff and gotta go to the doctor


The 'bump' is strong with this one.
#32
I'm terribly sorry but I can't leave my cat for more than a couple of hours.

No one will ask me to bring the cat and who the hello wants the mad cat lady at their do, anyway?

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x24/choccywoccy/IMAG0216-1.jpg
#33
Ive swallowed too much sperm, too much fast
1 Like #34
Funny Onion, ginger is adorable
1 Like #35
I wish I had a ginger pussy.
#36
Epic bumpage (_;)
1 Like #37
aunty jane
Epic bumpage (_;)


Bragging again? ;)

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