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If you don't like a joke what do you do on hukd? Reply and say you thought it was rubbish? Or do you just spam it so that other people don't get to see it and perhaps have a laugh??? Isn't it a bit li…
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
If you don't like a joke what do you do on hukd? Reply and say you thought it was rubbish? Or do you just spam it so that other people don't get to see it and perhaps have a laugh??? Isn't it a bit like bullying to just spam or expire something you don't like??? At least be honest enough to tell us your reasons....
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#1
To be honest, and you asked for it, I thought the so-called joke was daft, foolish and immature. It would be interesting though to see how many on here even cracked a smile at your joke.
#2
I see, it's your decision is it?
I read loads of **** jokes and posts on here - I wouldn't put myself in a position to delete any of them, because some people like certain types of jokes - we are all different. I really feel that you taken things into your own hands deciding on what I can post, and what is funny and what isn't.

And who got the chance to see the joke because you spammed it after 1 minute?
banned#3
If I dont like it I just dont comment....

Its wrong to spam it....plus its against the rules
#4
Thank you ODB! My sentiments exactly!
#5
franbo60;3175722
I see, it's your decision is it?
I read loads of **** jokes and posts on here - I wouldn't put myself in a position to delete any of them, because some people like certain types of jokes - we are all different. I really feel that you taken things into your own hands deciding on what I can post, and what is funny and what isn't.


LOL, that did make me laugh! :-D You asked for honesty though. I agree, some jokes on here are humourless. If you think that your joke is ok, then ask the mods to unexpire it. BTW. I am not guilty of spamming the second one.:whistling: and I did feel guilty about doing the first. Made a decision not to bother doing that again.
#6
franbo60
I see, it's your decision is it?


Predikuesi isn't to blame for any deleted threads.. that's a Mod's role
#7
I reply to the ones that make me laugh and ignore the ones that don't If I find any offensive then I would report it, but in all honesty I don't think I ever have reported a joke.
#8
Predikuesi
To be honest, and you asked for it, I thought the so-called joke was daft, foolish and immature. It would be interesting though to see how many on here even cracked a smile at your joke.


I never saw it.
#9
Predikuesi
To be honest, and you asked for it, I thought the so-called joke was daft, foolish and immature. It would be interesting though to see how many on here even cracked a smile at your joke.


Even if it was any of these, it's not any reason to spam imo. About 75% of Misc fits into these categories already :). If it was blatantly racist or sexist I can understand people using the spam button, but this kind of joke is hardly offensive now, is it? :?
banned#10
Liddle ol' me;3175766
Even if it was any of these, it's not any reason to spam imo. About 75% of Misc fits into these categories already :). If it was blatantly racist or sexist I can understand people using the spam button, but this kind of joke is hardly offensive now, is it? :?

problem is some people just like to spam...whether they realise or not this is against the rules I dont know...but theres way too much spamming going on lately...

like BG1's music thread...nothing wrong wih it at all...yet it got spammed?! I thought it was a good idea which was prematurely killed off...by the time it was put back no one noticed it
#11
It wasn't deleted, it was spammed or expired.
It's just the idea that if you don't like something on here you just spam it and spoil it for others. What's the point? I'm not so sad that I would do that even to someone who's done it to my posts. Just think a bit before hitting the spam or expire button.:x
#12
Liddle ol' me;3175766
but this kind of joke is hardly offensive now, is it? :?


No, just absolutely daft. Cannot see the humour in it, but willing for someone to explain it to me if it is so funny.
#13
DAMNOME
Predikuesi isn't to blame for any deleted threads.. that's a Mod's role


No, but somebody spammed it before the mods put it back up...

It was this, right?

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/256714/hoax-warning/

follwed soon after by this which members also expired

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/256717/joke-no-need-to-spam-again/
#14
Predikuesi
No, just absolutely daft. Cannot see the humour in it, but willing for someone to explain it to me if it is so funny.


Well I find it funny, but don't think it needs a long explanation! :)

But the real question is, were you one of the people who expired and/or spammed either of the threads, and if so, why? If you didn't, fair enough - if you did, why? :?
#15
Correct Liddle!
banned#16
If the original was put back up it does explain why the 2nd was spamed though
#17
Liddle ol' me;3175807
Well I find it funny, but don't think it needs a long explanation! :)

But the real question is, were you one of the people who expired and/or spammed either of the threads, and if so, why? If you didn't, fair enough - if you did, why? :?


No long explanation required, a short one will suffice :)

I answered your second question in a post above.
banned#18
Liddle ol' me
Even if it was any of these, it's not any reason to spam imo. About 75% of Misc fits into these categories already :). If it was blatantly racist or sexist I can understand people using the spam button, but this kind of joke is hardly offensive now, is it? :?


agreed :thumbsup:
#19
Posted one yesterday and actually expected it may get spammed, expired or deleted. It's still there though.

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/256550/joke-not-quite-pc-though-do-not-rea

Yours did make me smile, so what if others want it gone, thats the way of hukd:lol:

Anyways I'm off to do some door to door surveying:w00t:
#20
Predikuesi
No long explanation required, a short one will suffice :)

I answered your second question in a post above.


Sorry I missed that. So you did spam the first one.

A short explanation of why the joke is funny? Now that's funny! There might be a humorist in you after all, pred! :lol:
banned#21
ODB_69
If the original was put back up it does explain why the 2nd was spamed though


the 2nd wasnt spammed, it was expired, and expired before the first was put back up i think

and to the op, i dont think it was about your joke entirely, had it been posted by someone else more popular i believe it would have remained, some folk on here have some strange ideas about what is spam and what aint
#22
salder21;3175849
agreed :thumbsup:


Yep. It was wrong of me to spam the first post, and I apologise to the OP for doing so. I realise after reading some comments here that others are able to see humour where I maybe do not, and not for me to judge what they deem to be funny.
#23
TYPES OF POO

Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?

Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.

Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

Weight Watchers Poo:
You poo so much you lose several pounds.

Right Now Poo:
You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to
get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your
pants down.

King Kong Poo:
This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.
This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

Cork Poo:
Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

Wet Cheeks Poo:
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the
launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

Wish Poo:
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

Cement Block Poo:
You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

Snake Poo:
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
three feet long.

Morning After Poo:
Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house
(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside
to use the bathroom.

Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
stops burning.

Boo Hoo Poo:
Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
stitches or go for the fuller figure.
#24
Liddle ol' me;3175863
A short explanation of why the joke is funny? Now that's funny! There might be a humorist in you after all, pred! :lol:


Can you do the soft-shoe shuffle? :p

BTW. I can see the homour in your "poo" joke, though I might never repeat it :)
#25
Liddle ol' me
TYPES OF POO

Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?

Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.

Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

Weight Watchers Poo:
You poo so much you lose several pounds.

Right Now Poo:
You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to
get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your
pants down.

King Kong Poo:
This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.
This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

Cork Poo:
Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

Wet Cheeks Poo:
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the
launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

Wish Poo:
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

Cement Block Poo:
You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

Snake Poo:
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
three feet long.

Morning After Poo:
Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house
(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside
to use the bathroom.

Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
stops burning.

Boo Hoo Poo:
Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
stitches or go for the fuller figure.


ewwwwwww..........but I laughed
banned#26
ODB_69
If I dont like it I just dont comment....

Its wrong to spam it....plus its against the rules


is that why you havent commented on my court case thing? :p lol
banned#27
lol @ ur poo thing liddle :)
[admin]#28
The first was member spammed, the second was expired-

The second will now be spammed and the original will be reinstated :)


Just to add.. the only reason members should be expiring threads is if the thread content no longer applies (ie if a deal has expired.)
The only reason members should be spamming threads is if they are a duplicate, grossly offensive or actual spam- you should also be using the report button. Incorrect use of expire/spam can lead to members voting ability being suspended.
#29
To answer the OPs question. I like puns and jokes that parady real life. Don't like racist, blasphemous or crude jokes.
#30
juliet_bravo;3175921
The first was member spammed, the second was expired-

The second will now be spammed and the original will be reinstated :)


Just to add.. the only reason members should be expiring threads is if the thread content no longer applies (ie if a deal has expired.)
The only reason members should be spamming threads is if they are a duplicate, grossly offensive or actual spam- you should also be using the report button. Incorrect use of expire/spam can lead to members voting ability being suspended.
Maybe when you reinstated it then, you might wanna read it, and remove the word that is not allowed in other posts cept the OP of a thread. Clue, starts with "a" and is slang term for backside.............
#31
Predikuesi
To answer the OPs question. I like puns and jokes that parady real life. Don't like racist, blasphemous or crude jokes.


As for me, racist jokes are most definitely out of order, crude jokes can be funny sometimes but often just plain... well, crude! But blasphemous jokes are without doubt the funniest - particularly because they parody real life ;-) (and that's not a joke btw)
#32
Liddle ol' me;3175993
As for me, racist jokes are most definitely out of order, crude jokes can be funny sometimes but often just plain... well, crude! But blasphemous jokes are without doubt the funniest - particularly because they parody real life ;-) (and that's not a joke btw)



Suppose so. Should include athiest jokes to!:whistling:
[admin]#33
boydent999
Maybe when you reinstated it then, you might wanna read it, and remove the word that is not allowed in other posts cept the OP of a thread. Clue, starts with "a" and is slang term for backside.............


Good call :)
#34
Predikuesi
Suppose so. Should include athiest jokes to!:whistling:


Most def! If we didn't question the smart ones, we'd leave the door wide open for corruption :)
#35
Liddle ol' me;3176030
Most def! If we didn't question the smart ones, we'd leave the door wide open for corruption :)


Too late, I think the horse has bolted!
#36
Well - that was almost as good as when the techo heads get going! I enjoyed that ...
Saucer of milk is in order now I think?
Puuurrrrr
xxxx
#37
cloudthecat;3176051
Well - that was almost as good as when the techo heads get going! I enjoyed that ...
Saucer of milk is in order now I think?
Puuurrrrr
xxxx


Now that's funny :):thumbsup:
I enjoyed it too. We learn from discussion (about others and ourselves).
#38
Apology accepted Predi. Thankyou for your honesty. I think we've all had the chance to rethink our reactions to some types of jokes and posts. No hard feelings!:thumbsup:
#39
franbo60;3176067
Apology accepted Predi. Thankyou for your honesty. I think we've all had the chance to rethink our reactions to some types of jokes and posts. No hard feelings!:thumbsup:


Thank You, and I agree.
#40
Predikuesi
Too late, I think the horse has bolted!


Touché! (Although they are still smarter :p)

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