So, I'm a bloke with girl hair. Down to the shoulders it was, until this afternoon, when I went for a haircut and walked out feeling faintly ill. It's just, my hair's a complete **** and it curls out like a ****, and it basically means that the delicately arranged layers that the hairdresser gave me, although they were fine when my hair was damp, have turned into a **** mushroom now. Worse, it's far shorter than I wanted it to be. Like, mouth-length. And this leaves me two options.
1) Visit a hairdresser first thing tomorrow morning, get something new done with it. I don't know what.
I'm erring on the side of a buzzcut. It'll mean girls will be substantially less enamoured by my locks and my ears will get cold, but I'm thinking of it as being like a reformat and reinstall, and they're always good. What does Misc say?