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apart from hiding pound coins, what on earth is the purpose of the belly button? any suggestions for possible uses?
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6y, 5m agoPosted 6 years, 5 months ago
apart from hiding pound coins, what on earth is the purpose of the belly button?

any suggestions for possible uses?
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6y, 5m agoPosted 6 years, 5 months ago
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stupid question, so im out
[mod] 1 Like #2
Back to biology for you methinks.
1 Like #3
To keep fluff in?
#4
oO........erm maybe something to do from when you were born !!
3 Likes #5
I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.
#6
MinstrelMan1 person likes this
I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.

LOLLINGTONS :p
hehe Mman, that had me chuckling :)
#7
umbillical tie off, no?
#8
amputate it
#9
Oh dear. REALLY?!
#10
Put a plaster over it, if it's getting to you, OP.

Seriously, seriously????
[mod]#11
magicbeans
amputate it


Above or below?? :D
#12
once i was in a mad rush, i had to finish this paint job

2 hands werent enough so stuck the third in my belly button

job well done - smug ;)
#13
my belly button looks lovely because it's pierced and has a very pretty belly bar in it.
mines there to look nice, loooooool (oh and the obvious fed me in the womb lol)
#14
Don't think i could get a pound coin in mine !!!
#15
and oh yeah, when i visit london i put my diamond ring in my belly button

so, thinking about it i would be lost without it

ahhh the wonders of the human body
banned#16
My wife's bully button would hold a 25cl shot of vodka, now she's pregnant I would guess it holds barely 5cl.
#17
can we have a "post a picture of your belly button" thread, or is that perverse?
#18
jellybaby22
MinstrelMan
can we have a "post a picture of your belly button" thread, or is that perverse?
perverse.. although mine is lovely and has a diamond belly bar in it....in b4 some hateful comment from you about me :p

in a drunken stupor I let my mate tattoo round my bellow button, highly homo!
#19
jellybaby22
MinstrelMan
jellybaby22
MinstrelMan
can we have a "post a picture of your belly button" thread, or is that perverse?
perverse.. although mine is lovely and has a diamond belly bar in it....in b4 some hateful comment from you about me :p
in a drunken stupor I let my mate tattoo round my bellow button, highly homo!
very highly homo... you would have gone down in my estimations...if that were possible.. :p

errr bovered?

oO
9 Likes #20
if this post gets 50 likes I'll post my homo tattooed belly button
#21
infact this is the 2nd time this week my sexuality has come into question since the announcement of liking soundtracks off of Tarantino films, i'm loving some of ennio morricono's spaghetti western tracks, but theres also stuff on there that sounds a bit ricky martin like, damn!
#22
surfbunny
Don't think i could get a pound coin in mine !!!



;)

sometimes i forget ive left it in there until im in the bath..... i take it out, wash it then put it back in.

and later on buy a cheese pastty and before you ask no i cant fit a pastty in there and yes i tried it ;)
#23
after another 48 likes.
#24
Its real name is the 'yordun'. When God made us (as he does.....) he inflates the body and ties the umbilical cord off in a knot. The then snips the end off and says, 'yordun' It's trrue!!!
1 Like #25
Banana79
Its real name is the 'yordun'. When God made us (as he does.....) he inflates the body and ties the umbilical cord off in a knot. The then snips the end off and says, 'yordun' It's trrue!!!

hahaha.... my current girlfriend is that same "inflatable type" her nose runs when she's full.

also if you undo the belly button you can make that high bitch balloon squeak lol.
#26
rofl @ thread title.

Inny ftw! whos got a weird outty then? :p
#27
Banana79
Its real name is the 'yordun'. When God made us (as he does.....) he inflates the body and ties the umbilical cord off in a knot. The then snips the end off and says, 'yordun' It's trrue!!!


..........and what happens to atheist babies?
#28
sedd33
Banana79
Its real name is the 'yordun'. When God made us (as he does.....) he inflates the body and ties the umbilical cord off in a knot. The then snips the end off and says, 'yordun' It's trrue!!!
..........and what happens to atheist babies?

Sorry, I should have said 'creator!'
#29
The thing I don't understand with umbilical cords is what would happen if we didn't cut them after birth. I assume other animals must have umbilical cords too and they obviously do not have someone to cut theirs so I assume they just part naturally so why don't human ones do the same?
banned#30
greg_68
The thing I don't understand with umbilical cords is what would happen if we didn't cut them after birth. I assume other animals must have umbilical cords too and they obviously do not have someone to cut theirs so I assume they just part naturally so why don't human ones do the same?


in animals the mother would break and eat it surely, not sure we would want to see humans doing this
banned#31
greg_68
The thing I don't understand with umbilical cords is what would happen if we didn't cut them after birth. I assume other animals must have umbilical cords too and they obviously do not have someone to cut theirs so I assume they just part naturally so why don't human ones do the same?


lol you need to watch more TV.

Was listening on the radio a while ago, a woman gave birth on the way to hospital and gnawed through the cord as animals do.


Edited By: lumoruk on Oct 04, 2010 14:07: ..
#32
its the umbilical cord which is why some people have an ini and some have an outi lol
#33
just imagine if no one had a belly button, your belly would just look so plain, unless you had a boob there or something!
banned#34
r4ge
just imagine if no one had a belly button, your belly would just look so plain, unless you had a boob there or something!


you mean like the back?
#35
lumoruk
r4ge
just imagine if no one had a belly button, your belly would just look so plain, unless you had a boob there or something!


you mean like the back?


never seen anyone with a boob on the back :D
#36
MinstrelMan3 people like this
I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.


This is it's sole purpose. Though, I don't think being in bed is essential.
2 Likes #37
Penny Saver
MinstrelMan3 people like this
I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.
This is it's sole purpose. Though, I don't think being in bed is essential.

Hats off to you if you can hold a decent amount of salt while stood up, thats either a massive inny you have or you walk like you've shat your pants
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MinstrelMan
Penny Saver
MinstrelMan3 people like this
I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.
This is it's sole purpose. Though, I don't think being in bed is essential.


Hats off to you if you can hold a decent amount of salt while stood up, thats either a massive inny you have or you walk like you've shat your pants


One can slob on the sofa in a slouchy manner and hold a satisfactory amount of salt. Having had three babies, I can now hold sufficient salt for four people, each having two eggs.

Edited By: Penny Saver on Oct 04, 2010 15:12: I am soooooo classy.
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Penny Saver
MinstrelMan
Penny Saver
MinstrelMan3 people like this
I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.
This is it's sole purpose. Though, I don't think being in bed is essential.
Hats off to you if you can hold a decent amount of salt while stood up, thats either a massive inny you have or you walk like you've shat your pants
One can slob on the sofa in a slouchy manner and hold a satisfactory amount of salt. Having had three babies, I can now hold sufficient salt for four people, each having two eggs.

I don't think I've ever been so turned on.
#40
MinstrelMan
Penny Saver
MinstrelMan
Penny Saver
MinstrelMan3 people like this
I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.
This is it's sole purpose. Though, I don't think being in bed is essential.
Hats off to you if you can hold a decent amount of salt while stood up, thats either a massive inny you have or you walk like you've shat your pants
One can slob on the sofa in a slouchy manner and hold a satisfactory amount of salt. Having had three babies, I can now hold sufficient salt for four people, each having two eggs.


I don't think I've ever been so turned on.


No problem. Wanna know what I can rest on the top of said belly when it's not being used for salting purposes?

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