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What would be your lonely heart advert ?

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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
The funnier the better !!
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
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banned#1
beech with baggage
#2
huh??
banned#3
acecatcher3
huh??


ok no fooling you is there

fat beech with baggage :oops:
[mod]#4
sassie;4091389
ok no fooling you is there

fat beech with baggage :oops:


In that case mine would be.........

Woman wanted.............(not Sassie) :p
banned#5
Syzable
In that case mine would be.........

Woman wanted.............(not Sassie) :p


awwwww i could diet :oops:
#6
nah nah i just dont get the question!!!!

sassie are u fat??

i know ur old didnt think u were fat and ancient :P

tell me what i gots to do here

(ps me and u gettin rep for helping that women, well u didnt but u wished her a happy holiday, she shud rep u tbh
banned#7
ace, you ever thought of breathing
#8
Buxom, beautiful, fun-loving 20 something compulsive liar would like to meet likeminded 45 year old senile hypochondriac for whistdrive evenings and ballroom dancing :)
#9
sassie
ace, you ever thought of breathing


huh??

lol we r going round in squares here.......what u on bout sass
banned#10
8 inch tall, looking for a in out relationship
banned#11
acecatcher3
huh??

lol we r going round in squares here.......what u on bout sass


well you rambling, look at your post and who the eff did i wish a happy birthday to :?
#12
bitseylango
Buxom, beautiful, fun-loving 20 something compulsive liar would like to meet likeminded 45 year old senile hypochondriac for whistdrive evenings and ballroom dancing :)


Love it...:-D I'm gonna write that down:whistling:
#13
sassie
well you rambling, look at your post and who the eff did i wish a happy birthday to :?


its the voices in my head

u told sum1 to have a good holiday didnt u?
#14
Fat bloke seeks twins....One working as a barmaid.....One working in the kebab shop...
banned#15
acecatcher3
its the voices in my head

u told sum1 to have a good holiday didnt u?


wtf make up your mind you said i wished them happy birthday a minute ago, you been on that wacky stuff :w00t:
#16
'Are you Kate Winslet? Write to obsessive man (32). Note, people who aren't Kate Winslet need not respond.'
#17
vast, ungainly, whale of a woman seeks skinny man that tastes of chocolate :)
#18
'Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 32, inherited wealth.'
#19
bitseylango
vast, ungainly, whale of a woman seeks skinny man that tastes of chocolate :)


*Rubbing myself with galaxy as I type:p
#20
Train Driver
Fat bloke seeks twins....One working as a barmaid.....One working in the kebab shop...


They have to be identical.
#21
I have a nine inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.
#22
mrtootough
They have to be identical.


The one in the kebab shop would look identical after a few hours with the barmaid:-D
banned#23
milewide
'Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 32, inherited wealth.'


lmfao
#24
Eddie: Hey! I've just had a fantastic idea!
Richie: Oh great! [waits while Eddie drinks his pint] Well?
Eddie: What?
Richie: What was the fantastic idea?
Eddie: To drink that. ...Only joking! Why not put an ad in the lonely
hearts column?
Richie: Yeah!
Eddie: Yeah, yeah. "Ugly virgin desperately seeks sex of any
description."
Richie: That is absolutely brilliant! "Suave, sophisticated, witty"
bababababa-aaaaaah! Let's just be economical with the truth.
Um, something buck. Yeah, "Hot young buck".
Eddie: What about "badger"?
Richie: Nnnno, no, I'm more a sort of...
Eddie: "Hedgehog".
Richie: No, fox. That's good. No, that's good. No that is good.
Eddie: "Stoat".
Richie: Foxy stoat? Yeeaah! Yeah, its got a ring to it. "Foxy stoat
seeks..."
Eddie: "Pig"!
Richie: "Foxy stoat seeks pig." Shut up Eddie! This is very important.
Let's see now, foxy stoat... on the prowl... Rrrrrrrrr... I
like that! Musky, musky fox, musky sly old foxy stoat, minky
musky sly old stoaty stoaty stoat...
banned#25
Craig david
8 inch tall, looking for a in out relationship


lol :-D
#26
danny devito lookalike seeks kylie lookalike , must like noodle
banned#27
owlass
danny devito lookalike seeks kylie lookalike , must like noodle


http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/Laughing.jpg
banned#28
man seeks fairly warm corpse, will compromise

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