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What would your Murder weapon of choice be?

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I quite fancy a Piano wire. Read More
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
I quite fancy a Piano wire.
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
A gun!
#2
massive injection of potassium. difficult to trace, no one would ever know!
#3
spoon.... its a blunt object thats sorta sadistic too... :D
1 Like #4
frozen leg of lamb-beat em to death with it-defrost,cook and eat=no evidence!
#5
Polonium.
1 Like #6
cheese grater
#7
A highly trained attack frog armed with a small blunt spoon
#8
barky
frozen leg of lamb-beat em to death with it-defrost,cook and eat=no evidence!


Might tenderise the lamb as well LOL.
#9
This is going to be fun for all the unsolved murders out there.:whistling:

Nail gun for me
[mod]#10
I'd lie them to death with a resident forum troll or two. :-D
#11
Sheep87
massive injection of potassium. difficult to trace, no one would ever know!


You have thought about it before havent you:w00t: just make someone eat loads of bananas, same effect, in fact why arent monkeys extinct?
banned#12
masterruckus
cheese grater


Syzable
I'd lie them to death with a resident forum troll or two. :-D


i lol'd :p
#13
A letter opener.
1 Like #14
Syzable
I'd lie them to death with a resident forum troll or two. :-D


We don't have trolls,we have people with opinions:whistling:
banned#15
clondikemike
You have thought about it before havent you:w00t:


lmfao now you mention it he does seem to know his stuff!
#16
I said gun because i couldn't touch anyone,or have any contact,like stab someone ewwwww
#17
lol i have thoughtabout it, isnt that sad..............






or am i guity muhahahhahaha








no im really not.
banned#18
deb8z
I said gun because i couldn't touch anyone,or have any contact,like stab someone ewwwww


Just sing to them hun. :whistling:
#19
DangerGod
Just sing to them hun. :whistling:


A glare is enough:roll:
#20
potatoe peeler
banned#21
deb8z
A glare is enough:roll:


loool :w00t:
banned#22
J4GG4
potatoe peeler


beat them to death with it, or peel away the skin....layer by layer?
#23
a bit like the leg of lamb:

A really sharp icicle - nice and stabby and melts away afterwards - no need to eat the evidence!
banned#24
jayhab
a bit like the leg of lamb:

A really sharp icicle - nice and stabby and melts away afterwards - no need to eat the evidence!


yeh you have a point, the perfect murder?
#25
I think we could be Accessories to Murder.
#26
Abvance
I think we could be Accessories to Murder.


In before the lock up
#27
jayhab
a bit like the leg of lamb:

A really sharp icicle - nice and stabby and melts away afterwards - no need to eat the evidence!


you watched bad girls yeah? lol
#28
Abvance
I think we could be Accessories to Murder.


so who are we killing today anyways? anyone in particular?
#29
candlestick in the conservatory...............
#30
I personally believe a question like this sometimes has a variable answer because the situation the act takes place in could factor in potential items and negate other items.
#31
I'm wondering what prompted the thread,anything we should know about DG ?lol
#32
Black mamba .....the rubber version
#33
DangerGod
yeh you have a point, the perfect murder?


Not now, when you see an influx of mother in laws found murdered in a pool of water on the news tomorrow:)
#34
Do you think you could kill someone with a rubber band?
#35
my wit
1 Like #36
electriclinux
I personally believe a question like this sometimes has a variable answer because the situation the act takes place in could factor in potential items and negate other items.


10 minutes listening to you should do the job:-D
banned#37
deb8z
I'm wondering what prompted the thread,anything we should know about DG ?lol


lol you cant talk, we all know what you were upto the other day in the garden :w00t:

i refuse to answer the question :whistling:
banned#38
clondikemike
10 minutes listening to you should do the job:-D


LOL

repped psml
#39
Abvance
Do you think you could kill someone with a rubber band?


Just drop this on them

http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/RubberBandBall-thumb.jpg
#40
electriclinux
I personally believe a question like this sometimes has a variable answer because the situation the act takes place in could factor in potential items and negate other items.


WTF???
Just give an answer, and then we can move on. You're thinking WAY TOO DEEP about this.

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