I have just opened a sealed envelope from DarkEnergy2012 that he sent to me when he became concerned for his own safety. It was delivered by courier a few months ago with strict instructions. He stated that if he failed to post one of his thought-provoking threads within a 24 hour period, I was to open the envelope and act on the information it contained. He is fairly sure that he has been kidnapped by Misc elders for posting facile, though groundbreaking, threads. I am currently working through the CCTV in his unit with the warden, and early indications show that he may have been right.
He is / was a great forward planner, and the envelope also contained a list of the next 50 threads that he had in the pipeline. I will carry on Darkie's important work until such time as he is returned safely to his unit.
He has also identified the members that he believes are behind his abduction. I will not disclose this information if he is released safe and sound, but I will inform the Moderation team at midnight if not.
Tell us about those frozen vegetables and pray for Darkie at the same time.