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Mines gotta be my next door neighbour day before yesterday while I was laying turf: "Is it like normal grass, do you still have to mow it?" wtf?
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
Mines gotta be my next door neighbour day before yesterday while I was laying turf:
"Is it like normal grass, do you still have to mow it?"

wtf?
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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banned#1
Silly sod!
#2
i took that question a bit further when i was younger....you know how sports clubs have designs whitewashed into the grass...well I once asked my mum if there was somewhere that grew fields of diff coloured grass....ooops lol
#3
"Are you interested in a UPVC front door?" Few months ago when a salesman knocked on our UPVC front door. I didn't utter a word while I wiped some dust off it. He got the message.
#4
my daughter ate an onion ring and said to me they dont taste like cheese
#5
Friend: Is that sausage 100% beef?
Me: No it ain't...
Friend: Well what is it then?
Me: It's a sausage, it's pork!!!
#6
I was in tesco a couple of weeks ago, and someone asked me if I was the real radio renegade. :|
#7
Do these stairs go up or down?
#8
At McDonald's in New York just bought some fries and asked if I would like fries with my order. So said yes otherwise it wouldn't be and order. It was lost on them so I ended up with 2 lots of fries and couldn't de bothered to explain!:roll:
I suppose thats what you get for $6 an hour!:roll:
#9
what was you wearing lol
banned#10
GAVINLEWISHUKD
At McDonald's in New York just bought some fries and asked if I would like fries with my order. So said yes otherwise it wouldn't be and order. It was lost on them so I ended up with 2 lots of fries and couldn't de bothered to explain!:roll:
I suppose thats what you get for $6 an hour!:roll:


LOL
#11
Will you marry me??????????........The Ball n Chain 17 years ago:roll:
#12
guv;5344133
Silly sod!


I sea wut you did there
#13
guv;5344133
Silly sod!


Terrible. :p
banned#14
harlzter
I sea wut you did there


emasu
Terrible. :p


Damn.. that was one of my better ones!! :whistling:
#15
after walking into a pole while texting my then other half my mate who was walkin with me asked if it hurt! hmmm
warning would have been nice!!
#16
One of my friends said to me 'if vegetarians say fish isn't meat, what kinda vegetable is it?'..
#17
was sampling ice cream in store the other day - one customer tried some and then went 'oh my god thats cold!' - what did she expect from ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theres a clue in the name!
#18
People asking "whats your name?"

When I have to wear a name badge and ID with my name on it.

I mean Duuurrrr.
#19
''you voting BNP or UKIP in protest then ? ''
#20
'You going to eat that?'

Err, yup...
#21
My husband asking me today, if I wanted to get in his pocket....

I know I text him a lot, BUT
#22
One day I was getting a bus from the city to my home town. I got on the bus and sat down beside some fella and after a few minutes into the journey he turned and asked me 'So where you from then??' I replied with the name of my home town (THE destination of the bus) and he said.... "really no way I'm from there too!! - it's a small world!!' .......:roll:..... ..I quickly got up and got another seat :whistling:....
#23
Ricco_M
One day I was getting a bus from the city to my home town. I got on the bus and sat down beside some fella and after a few minutes into the journey he turned and asked me 'So where you from then??' I replied with the name of my home town (THE destination of the bus) and he said.... "really no way I'm from there too!! - it's a small world!!' .......:roll:..... ..I quickly got up and got another seat :whistling:....


lmao!!
banned#24
harlzter
Whats the dumbest thing anyones asked you?


sorry, but its got to be this one :w00t:
#25
well my brother in laws girlfriend once said does blue top milk,green top milk and red top milk come from different cows :oops:
#26
linda turnock
well my brother in laws girlfriend once said does blue top milk,green top milk and red top milk come from different cows :oops:


silly moo (beat that guv!)
#27
"would you consider voting conservative?"

:p
#28
When at work at PC World wearing a purple shirt with my name badge customers asking do you work here?

OR my favourite....

Customer came into store and asked where the motor oil was..... he thought it was halfords!
#29
Whilst speaking to a passenger:

"when's the next train to Glasgow"
"10:04"
"is there not one before that?"

Actually, yeah, I lied on purpose. There's one in two minutes! :?

Durrrrrrrrrrrrr..........

Or:
"which is the front train"

THAT one there - it's going to magically leapfrog the one in front of it...:roll:
#30
I was at work and we had to lower a large steel beam into a river (I'm and engineer) and one of my colleagues aked me how we were going to stop it floating....... Needless to say I never ask her advice anymore.....
#31
I loved this question:
Professor: How long does it take the rock to fall to the bottom of the cliff?
Student: Can be negate gravity and air resistance?

Another funny physics retort
Professor: If the avg half-life is 4 years how long does it take for your sample to reach 4g from the 10g ball?
Student: One minute because due to the uncertainty of radioactive decay my sample had a much shorter half-life. :)
Professor: No it doesn't, by a very large improbability your sample has the exact properties of the documented average sample.
#32
Door to door salesman: "Would you be interested in double glazing?"
Me: "No thanks. We've already got it"
Door to door salesman: "How about loft insulation?"
Me: "This is a ground floor flat"
[admin]#33
Driving past some fields with my best friend and she asked "Is that a pink cow?"

It was a horse with a blanket on.
#34
In the £1 with my hubby the first time we went in and he kept on asking me how much items were - and I kept on replying £1! Took me ages to realise he was being a git and laughing at my expense!! This is now a standing joke.

Anyway last week I took my friend there - and when we got home my hubby asked her the same question - how much was that - and she replied she wasn't sure but it was very cheap!!

Dozy woman!
#35
'A' level Biology student asked me how to add 3 to another number, so like 'What is 124 add 3?'.
I gave her a look.
1 Like #36
no, you pointed him towards the routers / phones . . (motor ola . .
kelly1987
When at work at PC World wearing a purple shirt with my name badge customers asking do you work here?

OR my favourite....

Customer came into store and asked where the motor oil was..... he thought it was halfords!
#37
myaser88
no, you pointed him towards the routers / phones . . (motor ola . .


http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10062/Worf_notagain.gif
#38
I was in dixons when a customer who'd found the cassette adaptors for connecting an mp3 player etc. asked a member of staff if they did a version for car cd players. I stood there gob smacked as the member of staff then replied that they were sure they existed but didn't think they carried them.
#39
i used to work in a toy shop, someone came up to me an asked where the LEGO is, me stood with a cage of LEGO behind me next to the LEGO aisle said this took her round the aisles saying im not sure if we have any then taking her back to the same spot.she saw the funny side
#40
also someone came up me an asked how much this was this (toy with a big exclusive sticker on the front) so i told him, then he said its cheaper in argos.??? a woolies exclusive

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