Last week i entered the office and overhead the following telephone conversation
'the end went all red and wouldnt stop itching, i felt like i wanted to cut the dam thing off, thank god for that cream you got me it really works well'
today i was greeted in a similar fashion when i heard somebody say
'i've not had chance to have a drink or a toilet break all day, i dont think my wee has ever been as orange or smelly as that'
** i'm not making these up and i work in a respectful sector **