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Whats the quickest way to a mans heart?

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As the title says, and I dont mean via the chest cavity with the kitchen knife... Read More
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
As the title says, and I dont mean via the chest cavity with the kitchen knife...
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
jellybaby22
sex....and lots of it......


wot she said :w00t:
#2
laughing. i love it when the misses has a giggle!
#3
jellybaby22
sex....and lots of it......


+1
banned#4
Up the bum.
#5
FilthAndFurry
Up the bum.


-1
#6
the *promise* and anticipation of sex, like an oasis within the desert... kept but a hairs width from the mans hands....but possibly not kept removed forever.
#7
FilthAndFurry
Up the bum.


dean3988
-1


LOL..nice one :-D
#8
Food, no nagging, peace & quiet and just do as we say.

sorted.
#9
ClarityofMind
the *promise* and anticipation of sex, like an oasis within the desert... kept but a hairs width from the mans hands....but possibly not kept removed forever.


thats just plain mean :x
banned#10
dean3988
-1


I didn't say whose.
#11
StevenA2000_uk
thats just plain mean :x


it's not mean endlessly :)
#12
ClarityofMind
it's not mean endlessly :)


then thats just torture ...:x lol
#13
Send him out for a beer with his mates........ He will love you for it:)
#14
karaokecolin
Food, no nagging, peace & quiet.

sorted.


+1 lol
#15
StevenA2000_uk
then thats just torture ...:x lol


it's a delectably pleasing torture lol
#16
poon him
#17
interesting, when i asked this question on facebook all my friends sed bj's lol.
#18
ClarityofMind
it's a delectably pleasing torture lol


Yes, for the chick its delectable...lol
#19
Kitten13
interesting, when i asked this question on facebook all my friends sed bj's lol.


you mention bj in front of several men, one will say it's great and all the rest start thinking about how wonderful it is and how much they fancy it right NOW... they're like wild dogs, hunt with one mind, one soul and one purpose lol
#20
I don't do the whole torturing guys like that, waaaaaaaaaaay too much torture for me, lol
#21
Kitten13
interesting, when i asked this question on facebook all my friends sed bj's lol.


They're overrated. just full blown hardcore sweaty naked sex!
#22
StevenA2000_uk
Yes, for the chick its delectable...lol


it works for me lol
#23
ClarityofMind
it works for me lol


lol
banned#24
jellybaby22
sex....and lots of it......


lol...she's a pro.
#25
ClarityofMind
you mention bj in front of several men, one will say it's great and all the rest start thinking about how wonderful it is and how much they fancy it right NOW... they're like wild dogs, hunt with one mind, one soul and one purpose lol


it was all my female friends that said it, lol
#26
FilthAndFurry
Up the bum.


Reminds me.. Alistair Darling.
#27
dean3988
They're overrated. just full blown hardcore sweaty naked sex!


I know a bloke who said that, and I prooved him wrong, lol...
banned#28
jellybaby22
:? a pro.......

hmmm I hope you dont mean that the way it sounds......:whistling:

I just know how men work.....its easy to work out...simple [COLOR="Red"]little[/COLOR] things that you are...:w00t:


speak for yourself :w00t: :p
#29
go straight through the rib cage with a kitchen knife, then pull back the ribs, either by hand or using a small ratchet spreader. it's usually best to place a rag in the mouth to cut down on the noise. The heart should be right there for all to see.

another favourite is making and incision below the belly button and inserting a hand whisk, the look in their eyes as you give it a good whisk is just priceless.
banned#30
jellybaby22
pics or your lying :whistling:


Dam said the file size is to large to upload lol
#31
jellybaby22
sex....and lots of it......



quality and quantity ;-)



dean3988
They're overrated. just full blown hardcore sweaty naked sex!



how old are you again :thinking:
banned#32
jellybaby22
lying then.....:whistling:


getting an old womans hopes up.....you should be ashamed :p


And making a young boy get his **** up... you should be ashamed to lol :w00t:
#33
jellybaby22
if your good ya get both.......:-D




:shock: ... how do you know!
#34
DangerGod
And making a young boy get his **** up... you should be ashamed to lol :w00t:


god thats so wrong. lol
banned#35
jellybaby22
:lol: :lol:

hahaha.....Im speechless..well done......:p


lmao :thumbsup:
banned#36
ClarityofMind
god thats so wrong. lol


lol come on COM you just want in on the action :-D
#37
Just tell us what you want from us and let us know how to make you happy plus also remember we are just simple creatures at heart:?
#38
:? do men have a heart?
#39
fireheaven
:? do men have a heart?


yes its in those two dangly things....
#40
fireheaven
:? do men have a heart?


Yes we do just ask my wife:)

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