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Whats your favourite tongue twister?

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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
Red lorry, yellow lorry.
that used to be a fave when i was little.
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
Also remeber:
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells
#2
Polish it in the corner.
#3
Ken Dodd's dads dog's dead
#4
and does anyone know any nonsense stories..such as...
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
(i'm sure there is more to this but i cant think of it now)
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edit...just googled it! :)

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead men,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
#5
I am a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son
I sit here plucking pheasants
till all the plucking's done!
#6
bellabonkers

and does anyone know any nonsense stories..such as...
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
(i'm sure there is more to this but i cant think of it now)


A paralysed donkey walking by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
He fell through a nine-inch wall,
Into a dry ditch which drowned them all.
#7
You googled faster than I can type! Never knew the extra bit though - wasn't in my book!
#8
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

say this out loud FAST as you can and see what you end up with :whistling:
#9
stufai
A paralysed donkey walking by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
He fell through a nine-inch wall,
Into a dry ditch which drowned them all.


I knew there was more but didnt know it as such so dont know if its right..i'd half googled as i posted :)
banned#10
Red yellow red yellow ............
#11
Unique New York.
#12
Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.
#13
betty bought some butter but the butter was bitter so she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better...
#14
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
#15
PhearFactor
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

I can do this one fairly well, it's the only one! lol
1 Like #16
Suzi, Suzi, sitting in a shoe shine shop,
she sits and shines
and shines and sits
and sits and shines.
#17
LadyMadonna
Suzi, Suzi, sitting in a shoe shine shop,
she sits and shines
and shines and sits
and sits and shines.

hahaa...no guesses what i came out with!
#18
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously.
For nobody's toeses are posies of roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be.
#19
[LEFT]I am not a pheasant plucker[/LEFT]
The Pheasant Plucking Song

"Me husband is a keeper,
He's a very busy man,
I try to understand him
And I help him all I can,
But sometimes of an evening
I feel a trifle dim,
All alone and plucking pheasants
When I'd rather pluck with him.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Cos the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not good at plucking pheasants,
Pheasant plucking I get stuck,
Though some peasants find it pleasant
I'd much rather pluck a duck,
Oh, but plucking geese is gorgeous,
I can pluck a goose with ease
But plucking pheasants is sheer torture,
For they haven't any grease.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
He has gone out on the tiles,
He only plucked one pheasant
And I'm sitting here with piles.
You have to pluck them fresh,
If they're fresh it's not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable,
Could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable
Has pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar of a Sunday
Twixt the first and second lessons.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the pheasant plucker's come.
My good friend Godfrey's most adept,
He's really got the knack,
He likes to have a pheasant plucked
Before he hits the sack.
I try and lend a helping hand,
I gather up the feathers,
It's really all this pheasant plucking
Keeps us pair together!
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's friend,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
As a means unto an end.
Me husband's in the woods all day,
A-banging with his gun,
If he could hear me heartfelt cries,
Then surely he would run,
For I've fluff in all me crannies
And there's feathers up me nose,
And I'm itchin' in the kitchin'
From me head down to me toes.
I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's wife,
And when we pluck together
It's a pheasant plucking life!"
#20
wow snowtiger, that's an epic one! lol

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