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Whats your secret?

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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
A doctor on his morning walk noticed a very pretty older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret?'
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8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago

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'I smoke ten cigars a day,' she said. 'Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week,
and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and do no other
exercise at all.'

'That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?'

'Twenty-four,' she replied.
watch it, thats my daughter your talking about!
Very good!!! :giggle:
that was cool, made me laugh :)
wow, great one!!
good chuckle chuckle

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