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When times are hard.......male love to a bicycle!

Matt Davidson Avatar
9y, 3w agoPosted 9 years, 3 weeks ago
This bloke did! OMFG! Maybe he just really loves cycling! :? :w00t: :giggle:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

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9y, 3w agoPosted 9 years, 3 weeks ago
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#1
How do you have sex with a bike? :?
#2
Mclovin
How do you have sex with a bike? :?

you know....you take it out for dinner, treat it with respect, walk it home.........:whistling:
#3
i guess you could stick your "bits" between the bike spokes but... eww...
#4
I have an old bike at home and it would not allow me to do anything like that in the bedroom :whistling:
#5
Crazy1
I have an old bike at home and it would not allow me to do anything like that in the bedroom :whistling:


Mate, you shouldn't talk about your other half like that. You will go to hell.
#6
Tune Up
Mate, you shouldn't talk about your other half like that. You will go to hell.


:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
#7
spokey dokey pokey
#8
he must have been desperate though! maybe he took.the seatpost out?! rather embarrassing though!:giggle:
#9
I didnt realise being bikesexual was illegal.

Just for debates sake where does this leave those ladies who also use manufactured items in the privacy of their own homes behind a locked door.

If the window cleaner spots them busy with their "black mambo" will they end up on the Sex Offender register too ??
#10
"on yer bike" :giggle:
#11
I'm a little confused, where is the actual crime? 3 years Probation seems an aweful lot...
#12
How on earth did they keep a straight face in the court whilst sentencing him!! :giggle: :giggle:
#13
must have been a mountain bike :giggle:
#14
two women riding their bikes down a cobbled street - one says 'I've never come this way before...........'
#15
Robotochan
I'm a little confused, where is the actual crime? 3 years Probation seems an aweful lot...


I think I agree it seems pretty odd given that he was in his own gaffe with the door locked !! :?

What he was up to is pretty odd but then I'm sure worse things happen at sea !!

Perhaps he was framed :-D
#16
Think someone might be pulling our chain!! :giggle:
#17
"Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. "
#18
I don't see what all the fuss is about. If that's what he gets a kick out of then good luck to him... There'll be a bicycle sex offender list next :roll:
#19
davek
must have been a mountain bike :giggle:


Still laughing at this...:giggle: :giggle:

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