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where is the...i walked into B&Q joke?

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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
Really missing it today RIP
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Yeh I've seen it on here about twice,but slightly different variations,always makes me laugh.
#2
Mum2Connor&Cerys
Yeh I've seen it on here about twice,but slightly different variations,always makes me laugh.


:w00t:i was being a bit sarcastic though:thumbsup:
#3
skusey
:w00t:i was being a bit sarcastic though:thumbsup:


oh lol,but I like it ;-)
#4
Mum2Connor&Cerys
oh lol,but I like it ;-)


me too, trying to make up an alternative, but i cant think of owt:oops:
#5
I'm rubbish at jokes,and any I know,well some would be offended by and I could likely get a warning for it if I posted up.
banned#6
I walked into what I thought was a B&Q.. and I got burnt..
#7
imranmaz
I walked into what I thought was a B&Q.. and I got burnt..


:thumbsup:
not bad for a beginner...
I walked into a bar, and broke my nose.:thumbsup:
I walked into the opticians the other day as the doctor said i need an eye test, they said ''i am not surprised, this is a chip shop'';-)
#8
I once walked out of B & Q and their alarm went off - other half said quick run (jokingly). I carried on walking coz I hadn't bought anything. Next thing I know a little man comes running out after me and asks me to go back to the store, which I do as I had nothing to hide. Anyway, it turned out it was the alarm for the other door!
#9
skusey
:thumbsup:
not bad for a beginner...
I walked into a bar, and broke my nose.:thumbsup:
I walked into the opticians the other day as the doctor said i need an eye test, they said ''i am not surprised, this is a chip shop'';-)


Funny :)
#10
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=175424

See my funny versions of this joke on page 1 and 2 of this link...
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