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Who's up? Why you up? I'm a little tipsy and bored
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2y, 2m agoPosted 2 years, 2 months ago
Who's up? Why you up? I'm a little tipsy and bored
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2y, 2m agoPosted 2 years, 2 months ago
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9 Likes
Mark2111
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

Thanks Mark.... He's fell asleep next to me Bladdered so I'm finishing off what drink we have left in the room. I'm in a hotel lol

How you know im mark2111s multi?

Only one mark2111. Or as young women usually call me, Big Mark. oO:D


Have you considered going on a diet?
[helper][HUKD Deal Editor] 7 Likes
god I hope that was in the correct thread oO
banned 7 Likes
It amazes me I start a thread at this time of night and nothing

A girl starts one and the latenight misc guys drop their nintendo pads, shout to their mum that theyre cleaning their room and start beating the bishop whilst posting.

You guys make me sick :D
banned 5 Likes
RossD89
bazzamone
parisp
My reasons...I've had tooich alcohol,he's had more and fell asleep and now I'm drinking the leftovers excited for my full English in the morning. And believe it or not sat in a hotel thanks to a post on here lol x

I used to love drinking leftovers :)

When I was a Pub Cleaner :(

You mean brothel cleaner, yes? :{

No when I worked at the brothel I used to clean the pipes when the girls had finished for the night.

Good wage but ive still feel like Ive got cotton mouth to this day.
5 Likes
Goodnight everyone.

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banned#1
Me and yeah I wouldnt mind
banned#2
Hang on are you yazzey?
1 Like #3
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay
#4
Who me? Why aren't you both making sense I'm not that drunk. But I'm gonna finish this remaining alcohol be rude not to he's fell asleep on me
#5
It's always the usual bunch of us in here this time of night x
banned#6
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{
#7
^^^^ ignore the old duffers posting above, parisp.



I''ll relieve your boredom for you. (_;)
#8
up where the sky is blue
#9
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

My avatar? I think I'm a little too **** to be in this convo ffs haha x
banned 1 Like #10
parisp
be rude not to he's fell asleep on me

Sleep over at deekys house?
#11
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

Thanks Mark.... He's fell asleep next to me Bladdered so I'm finishing off what drink we have left in the room. I'm in a hotel lol
2 Likes #12
It's late. Are you in your pyjama's or nightie or do you sleep in the buff?8)

Question excludes Bazza and Deeky!
#13
bazzamone
[quote=parisp] be rude not to he's fell asleep on me

Sleep over at deekys house?[/quote

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?

Edited By: parisp on Jan 11, 2015 01:13
2 Likes #14
parisp
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

Thanks Mark.... He's fell asleep next to me Bladdered so I'm finishing off what drink we have left in the room. I'm in a hotel lol

Looks like you have an invite mark.
banned 1 Like #15
parisp
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

Thanks Mark.... He's fell asleep next to me Bladdered so I'm finishing off what drink we have left in the room. I'm in a hotel lol

How you know im mark2111s multi?
4 Likes #16
RossD89
parisp
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

Thanks Mark.... He's fell asleep next to me Bladdered so I'm finishing off what drink we have left in the room. I'm in a hotel lol

Looks like you have an invite mark.

Hahaha I've just lol'd quietly hahaha x
banned 2 Likes #17
parisp
bazzamone
[quote=parisp] be rude not to he's fell asleep on me

Sleep over at deekys house?[/quote

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?

Listen im a busy man ive not got time for this chitchat, are you getting them out or not ?

X)
1 Like #18
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
[quote=parisp] be rude not to he's fell asleep on me

Sleep over at deekys house?[/quote

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?



Listen im a busy man ive not got time for this chitchat, are you getting them out or not ?

X)

They're not worth it I promise :D:p
2 Likes #19
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

Thanks Mark.... He's fell asleep next to me Bladdered so I'm finishing off what drink we have left in the room. I'm in a hotel lol

How you know im mark2111s multi?

Only one mark2111. Or as young women usually call me, Big Mark. oO:D
9 Likes #20
Mark2111
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

Thanks Mark.... He's fell asleep next to me Bladdered so I'm finishing off what drink we have left in the room. I'm in a hotel lol

How you know im mark2111s multi?

Only one mark2111. Or as young women usually call me, Big Mark. oO:D


Have you considered going on a diet?
1 Like #21
parisp
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
[quote=parisp] be rude not to he's fell asleep on me

Sleep over at deekys house?[/quote

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?



Listen im a busy man ive not got time for this chitchat, are you getting them out or not ?

X)

They're not worth it I promise :D:p

Send me a pic, and I'll let you know.:{
banned 2 Likes #22
parisp
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
[quote=parisp] be rude not to he's fell asleep on me

Sleep over at deekys house?[/quote

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?



Listen im a busy man ive not got time for this chitchat, are you getting them out or not ?

X)

They're not worth it I promise :D:p

Deeky will be the judge of that.

If theres movement in his pants then they must be worth it.
banned 1 Like #23
RossD89
Mark2111
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

Thanks Mark.... He's fell asleep next to me Bladdered so I'm finishing off what drink we have left in the room. I'm in a hotel lol

How you know im mark2111s multi?

Only one mark2111. Or as young women usually call me, Big Mark. oO:D


Have you considered going on a diet?

No he needs all that weight to push his tiny sausage in :D
2 Likes #24
parisp

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?

No. The end ;)
#25
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
[quote=parisp] be rude not to he's fell asleep on me

Sleep over at deekys house?[/quote

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?



Listen im a busy man ive not got time for this chitchat, are you getting them out or not ?

X)

They're not worth it I promise :D:p

Deeky will be the judge of that.

If theres movement in his pants then they must be worth it.


Rumour has it, he goes commando.

Personally, I need the support of pants to keep Big Mark from trailing on the floor!
2 Likes #26
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
[quote=parisp] be rude not to he's fell asleep on me

Sleep over at deekys house?[/quote

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?



Listen im a busy man ive not got time for this chitchat, are you getting them out or not ?

X)

They're not worth it I promise :D:p

Deeky will be the judge of that.

If theres movement in his pants then they must be worth it.

Any more than a handful is a waste anyways IMO! Why do misc posts go off topic so quickly haha.... I don't think anyone as told me why they're awake....... My reasons...I've had tooich alcohol,he's had more and fell asleep and now I'm drinking the leftovers excited for my full English in the morning. And believe it or not sat in a hotel thanks to a post on here lol x
1 Like #27
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
[quote=parisp] be rude not to he's fell asleep on me

Sleep over at deekys house?[/quote

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?



Listen im a busy man ive not got time for this chitchat, are you getting them out or not ?

X)

They're not worth it I promise :D:p

Deeky will be the judge of that.

If theres movement in his pants then they must be worth it.

Either that or he's become incontinent.
#28
deeky
parisp

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?

No. The end ;)

You will get what you deserve soon enough xx
banned 2 Likes #29
parisp


Any more than a handful is a waste anyways IMO! Why do misc posts go off topic so quickly haha.... I don't think anyone as told me why they're awake....... My reasons...I've had tooich alcohol,he's had more and fell asleep and now I'm drinking the leftovers excited for my full English in the morning. And believe it or not sat in a hotel thanks to a post on here lol x

oO This is what gives women a bad name.

thats like when Mark says anything more then an inch is a waste.
2 Likes #30
where has the romantic dude taken you? New York...Milan...Barcelona...Grimsby
2 Likes #31
parisp
deeky
parisp

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?

No. The end ;)

You will get what you deserve soon enough xx

That sounds like a threat.... X)
#32
parisp
deeky
parisp

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?

No. The end ;)

You will get what you deserve soon enough xx

What abou you though? You sound like very deserving young lady? <3

Edited By: Mark2111 on Jan 11, 2015 01:26
3 Likes #33
Mark2111
It's late. Are you in your pyjama's or nightie or do you sleep in the buff?8)

Question excludes Bazza and Deeky!

Why don't you just steam right in there mark, stop pussyfooting around oOX)
banned 2 Likes #34
parisp
My reasons...I've had tooich alcohol,he's had more and fell asleep and now I'm drinking the leftovers excited for my full English in the morning. And believe it or not sat in a hotel thanks to a post on here lol x

I used to love drinking leftovers :)

When I was a Pub Cleaner :(
1 Like #35
Ah this reminds me of last night when I had way too much Alcohol and gave away all my details in a club.


Rewards: A shot of...........

WKD :|
I am embarrassed X)
1 Like #36
RossD89
Mark2111
bazzamone
parisp
bazzamone
deeky
bazzamone
Hang on are you yazzey?

There's only one yazzay

Sure thats one of yazzays Avatars :{

Thanks Mark.... He's fell asleep next to me Bladdered so I'm finishing off what drink we have left in the room. I'm in a hotel lol

How you know im mark2111s multi?

Only one mark2111. Or as young women usually call me, Big Mark. oO:D


Have you considered going on a diet?

X)
3 Likes #37
parisp
deeky
parisp

Has deekyeven been made VIP yet I've not been following the story?

No. The end ;)

You will get what you deserve soon enough xx

I've got some good mates on here, I don't need anything more from HUKD.

Inb4

http://replygif.net/i/1096.gif
#38
bazzamone
[quote=parisp] My reasons...I've had tooich alcohol,he's had more and fell asleep and now I'm drinking the leftovers excited for my full English in the morning. And believe it or not sat in a hotel thanks to a post on here lol x

I used to love drinking leftovers :)

When I was a Pub Cleaner :([/quote
Hey they're out leftovers. Wine and jäger eurghh I'm gonna regret all of this tomorrow
banned#39
TheBoss96
Ah this reminds me of last night when I had way too much Alcohol and gave away all my details in a club.


Rewards: A shot of...........

WKD :|
I am embarrassed X)

:| He got all that in the toilets and all you got was a lousy WKD
#40
bazzamone
parisp
My reasons...I've had tooich alcohol,he's had more and fell asleep and now I'm drinking the leftovers excited for my full English in the morning. And believe it or not sat in a hotel thanks to a post on here lol x

I used to love drinking leftovers :)

When I was a Pub Cleaner :(

You mean brothel cleaner, yes? :{

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