Okay, so I decided to do some clothes washing earlier as my wife had already put some in the machine but had been called away before she could start it.
Unbeknownst to me the last wash she did was with the dog's cushion which she did at a high temperature. The dial was still set to do the next wash at a hot temp again.
I didn't notice this and now the washing machine is currently spinning the clothes around in sweltering hot water. And now making a funny noise.
She insists its my fault for "not checking" the programme and I'm saying that I "don't need to look" as I never usually need to.
Over to you, people!