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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries

skusey Avatar
8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"
skusey Avatar
8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
v good skusey ...... chuckle heha


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A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, the man looks at his wife as asks "what would u like to do for our anniversary?" she then replies "we could run upstairs and make love" he says "make up your mind, we can’t do both."
#2
Like it!

Funnily my wife doesnt share the sentiment!

:thumbsup:
#3
My Dad always used to say if he had murdered my step mother he would have got out by now!!....(now ex-step mother)
my Dad is good at marriage...he should be he is on his fourth

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