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Who wants a snog?

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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
Apparantly Americans believe the term 'snog' or 'snogging' to be the British term to 'Make out', where its not just a passionate kiss, but includes anything and everything, including having sex.

They even have a scale:

Snogging Scale

1 Sticky Eyes
2 Holding Hands
3 Arm Around
4 Goodnight Kiss
5 Kiss lasting over 3 mins. w/out a breath
6 Open Mouth Kissing
7 Tongues
8 Neck Nuzzling
9 Upper body fondling: outdoors
10 Upper body fondling: indoors (in bed)
11 Below Waist Activity (b.w.a.)
12 The Full Monty!!

13. Chomp!!!! (for Raptor)
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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suspended#1
lmfao

errr im up for a number 7 :w00t:

hahahaha
#2
FC - prepare yourself for a 12:w00t::w00t::w00t:
#3
wheres CHOMP! i dont see CHOMP! is it No.13?
banned#4
nicki3668
lmfao

errr im up for a number 7 :w00t:

hahahaha


Now see I'd thought you at least go for a bit of 9
banned#5
robtallica
FC - prepare yourself for a 12:w00t::w00t::w00t:


Hmmm Rob, I'd love to mate, but I think ODB may get jealous :whistling::w00t:
banned#6
raptorcigs
wheres CHOMP! i dont see CHOMP! is it No.13?


I'll add that on :giggle:
#7
Foosball Chum
Hmmm Rob, I'd love to mate, but I think ODB may get jealous :whistling::w00t:


I won't tell if you don't:-D
suspended#8
robtallica
I won't tell if you don't:-D


jeeze mon wot are you two like :roll:

lol and foosy its a bit hard for me to do anything more than a number 7 atm lol ;-)
suspended#9
i might need a number 2 in a minute though ..... :?



my number two not thiers lol ewww
oh i am awful
but i like me lol
banned#10
robtallica
I won't tell if you don't:-D


;-)
#11
Foosball Chum
;-)


PM sent;-)
banned#12
Carley
WTF is #1 Sticky Eyes? sounds more fun than #12!!


Trying to work that one out myself, I guess its like when your eyes glaze over with passion
#13
Surely sticky eyes is hott eye contact, the type ODB and I often share over candlelit meals...
banned#14
nicki3668
i might need a number 2 in a minute though ..... :?



my number two not thiers lol ewww
oh i am awful
but i like me lol


I dont think too many here would know of the Dick Emery reference...........But I like you :-D

Take it easy with yer number 2, you dont want to be rushing anything ;-) :giggle:
banned#15
robtallica
Surely sticky eyes is hott eye contact, the type ODB and I often share over candlelit meals...


You could be right........though a bit too much information for my liking :-D
banned#16
robtallica
PM sent;-)


That I didn't need to see :w00t:


When ya coming round? :oops:
suspended#17
Foosball Chum
I dont think too many here would know of the [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]Dick Emery [/SIZE][/COLOR]reference...........But I like you :-D

Take it easy with yer number 2, you dont want to be rushing anything ;-) :giggle:



i love a bit a dick in the mornin babe :w00t: lol
#18
Foosball Chum
That I didn't need to see


When ya coming round? :oops:


I'm waitin in ya bed:w00t::-D

nicki3668
[SIZE="4"]i love a bit a dick in the mornin babe[/SIZE] :w00t: lol


Hope your kids don't read your posts:oops:
banned#19
nicki3668
i love a bit a dick in the mornin babe :w00t: lol


robtallica
I'm waitin in ya bed:w00t::-D


Hmmmm, choices, choices...........:thinking:
banned#20
nicki3668
i love a bit a dick in the mornin babe :w00t: lol


Just remember I'm a champion at no 11 ;-)
suspended#21
robtallica
I'm waitin in ya bed



Hope your kids don't read your posts:oops:


whaaaaaa ??? wass wong wiv dick emery ? :?

lol my kids are worse than me anyway :-D



Foosball Chum
Just remember I'm a champion at no 11 ;-)


i will ask rob later lol
#22
nicki3668


i will ask rob later lol


watch out for the redtube clip:w00t::w00t::w00t:
#23
I practically do the full list.......although I don't think too many people have lived to tell the tale of a 3 minute kiss without breathing. :giggle:
banned#24
nicki3668
i will ask rob later lol


You want to join us ;-)
banned#25
robtallica
watch out for the redtube clip:w00t::w00t::w00t:


Ahhhh, no, wont be able to see past my butt :-D

...........quick impression.........beep, beep, beep, warning this vehicle is reversing :-D
#26
oh dear.. think I'll go back to bed........................ MORNING ALL :)
#27
snowtiger
oh dear.. think I'll go back to bed........................ MORNING ALL :)


Good morning Snow (I won't try to guess the remainder of your name cos I don't want to embarrass myself again :giggle:), how are you this morning........I hope you haven't been doing everything mentioned in the OP last night. :giggle:
1 Like #28
realfriendlyman;3114251
Good morning Snow (I won't try to guess the remainder of your name cos I don't want to embarrass myself again :giggle:), how are you this morning........I hope you haven't been doing everything mentioned in the OP last night. :giggle:

lol .. hiya RFM .. yep great this morning thanks, waiting to be invaded for the day by 10+ of my inlaws :) ............. (I love them really!!)
Last night as most nights these days (excuse my gramma!) I'm snoring within 2 mins of head hitting the pillow. :roll: ..................... memories!
Have a good day ;-)
banned#29
lucky you :giggle:
#30
snowtiger
lol .. hiya RFM .. yep great this morning thanks, waiting to be invaded for the day by 10+ of my inlaws :) ............. (I love them really!!)
Last night as most nights these days (excuse my gramma!) I'm snoring within 2 mins of head hitting the pillow. :roll: ..................... memories!
Have a good day


I didn't think it was possible to love the inlaws...Do you really love your inlaws or are you just saying that incase I tell them? :giggle:

I have to say though, I'm glad I didn't wake up next to you this morning if you're snoring your head off every night. :giggle:

I hope you have a great day with everyone. :)
suspended#31
robtallica
watch out for the redtube clip:w00t::w00t::w00t:


lol im waiting with baited bref lol

Foosball Chum
You want to join us ;-)


nooooo im to jealous and posessive i dont do sharing lol :?
banned#32
nicki3668
nooooo im to jealous and posessive i dont do sharing lol :?


Just you and me then ;-) :-D
suspended#33
Foosball Chum
Just you and me then ;-) :-D



as long as your gentle wiv me im delicate lol :-D
banned#34
nicki3668
as long as your gentle wiv me im delicate lol :-D


I'm always gentle........unless I'm drunk, then there's no stopping me :-D
banned#35
Foosball Chum
I'm always gentle........unless I'm drunk, then there's no stopping me :-D


Still not drunk, thats carppy stella for you, bet I still have a headache in the morning though :roll:

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